This fic is for the one and only MaddyMoonchild! I wrote it for her birthday even if it was actually like two days ago ahhhh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAREST MADDY! I wrote the bulk of it drugged up on antibiotics and now when I read through it, I think it's absolutely insane.. but I hope you enjoy it regardless my love! even if BIGBANG COMEBACK IS IN A FEW HOURS!! i hope you can enjoy this in the meantime before then!!

also lots of love and thanks to my precious partner in crime Nemo who is constantly there for me always. giving me lots of help and support with plotting, and pics to stimulate the brain lmfao. <3

also the title is from the cbx song because i (get ready for it) chickened out. ba dum tss.. more like I couldn't think of title names but hey! I hope you guys enjoy this strange crack fic lmao. and the fic idea is because if you know me, i'm like a huge Nene Chicken lover. Like I survive on that . I'm practically an ambassador. please pay me @ nene chicken