Chanyeol was getting sick of Baekhyun's whining and fits of jealousy. So what if Chanyeol liked to flirt with other girls, boys and unicorns from time to time. Who cares? Baek was having none of it, his permanent baby face fixed in a pout. Chan was getting sick of his irrational behavior.

 

But Chan had a plan. His mastermind never failed him.

 

"C'mon Baek, let's go for a swim."

 

"Oh yassss Chan, good idea!" Baekhyun beamed.

 

Chan tried to contain the manic evil laughter that tried to escape from his lips.

They drove to the lake and as soon as they arrived Baek jumped into the water. 

 

"It's cooooold." Baek whined, pouting.

 

Jesus ing christ. Chan thought while getting into the water. At that moment a turtle swam past him. He grabbed it by its leg and hit Baek in the head, the shell of the turtle hitting his skull.

 

Baek sank to the bottom of the lake, a pout on his face.

 

Even in death... Chan thought.

 

And Baek never took a breath again.