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Group ChatDay 1: Kyungsoo’s Text
Tuesday, 11:39 AM
*Big booty: BAEKABEKABKEBAEKABEKABEK GEUSS WHO JSUT TEEXCTED ME
*IT’S AVERAGE: who
*Baekhyun’s small dicc: UM SEHUN
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ARE YOU NOT GOING TO ACKNOWLEGEE ME???????
Baekhyun’s small dicc: YOUR BEST FRIEND
Big booty: BAEKHGYUN I SA LSO MY BEST FRIEND AND HE TOLD ME NOT TO TEXT YOU UNTIL YOU CHANEG YOUR USERNAEM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: never :)
IT’S AVERAGE: U ING BETTER
Big booty: IGN ANYWATS
Big booty: GEUS WHO TEXETD ME
IT’S AVERAGE: I ed asked who you ugly piece of . ing answer before i remove you
Big booty: NO DONT
Big booty: IT’S KYUGNSOO
IT’S AVERAGE: ESUYDGAHIKZEGUWYADHSJ
IT’S AVERAGE: FUIDHCJVNKX
Baekhyun’s small dicc: INGWEJSDKFN
Baekhyun’s small dicc: NOEFD HE DIDNTE DSFEDSJKL
Baekhyun’s small dicc: YORUE JEOKGGINRKSGBDKJ
IT’S AVERAGE: WEIRKDFHSAJLLEDSA
Baekhyun’s small dicc: UEYGFDHISKJIEW IM DYIGNEDSUFH
Big booty: IM GOIGN TO FCUCKING CRY
IT’S AVERAGE: WHEN DID YOU GET HIS NUCEMBERE OGMGOM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I THOUGHT U WERE AFRIAD TO TALK TO HIM OGM I CANNOT BELIEVEV EIFSDJKL
Big booty: HE ASKED ME
Baekhyun’s small dicc: AHHHHHHHEWRSUDFYHIXZOJ
IT’S AVERAGE: HE WANTS YOU OFMOFMF
Big booty: TODAY HE SAT NEXT TO ME DURING OUR LECTUEREFOR STATISTICS AND HE WHISPERED TO ME THAT I TOOK GOOD NOTES AND THAT I HAD NICE HANDWRITINGN
Big booty: SO THEN HE ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER SO I COULD SEND THEM TO HIM
IT’S AVERAGE: :///////////////////////////////////////
IT’S AVERAGE: ihy i thought he wanted the
Baekhyun’s small dicc: wow…
Big booty: SHUT UP
Big booty: ANYWAYS
Big booty: HE TEXTED ME “HI IS THIS SEHUN. JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT NUMBER”
IT’S AVERAGE: ://////////////
IT’S AVERAGE: who even are you
IT’S AVERAGE: im disowning u
IT’S AVERAGE: youre not my son
Big booty: SHUT TF UP
Big booty: IM NOT DONE
Big booty: OK SO I RESPOND “YES IT’S SEHUN. DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND THE NOTES NOW?
Big booty: SO I SEND MY NOTES AND HE SAYS
Big booty: THANKS
IT’S AVERAGE: oh my god
IT’S AVERAGE: i really hate you. Literally nothign ing happened you swine. Why are you even freaking out
Big booty: BECUSE IM NOT DOEN OMG
Big booty: OK SO AFTER HE SAYS THAT
Big booty: HE SAYS
Big booty: DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER TO MY DORM NEXT WEEK TO STUDY
Big booty: IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUSTE AND I HAVENT RESPONDED OGM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: AHHHHHH YOUR GONNA GET THE DICC TONIGHT BOI
IT’S AVERAGE: you’re*
IT’S AVERAGE: *
IT’S AVERAGE: boy*
Baekhyun’s small dicc: You are
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ING ANNOYING
IT’S AVERAGE: what? I like grammar
Baekhyun’s small dicc: SAYS THE ONE WHO ING MAEKS A TYPO EVERY FIVE SECONDS, MR TYPO
IT’S AVERAGE: YOURE NO BETTER
Big booty: ok but can we all take a moment
Big booty: and ing hELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT I SHOULD TELL HIM
[jd :3 has entered the conversation]
Baekhyun’s small dicc: SAY YES ARW YOU DUMB
*jd :3: what are we saying yes to?
Baekhyun’s small dicc: SEHUSN GETTING THE DICC DUDE
jd :3: DUDEEEEEE
jd :3: I never thought I'd see the day when our group’s got laid
Big booty: IM NOT A
jd :3: I've known u my whole life son
jd :3: you're a
Big booty: :(((
jd :3: ;3
jd :3: so who is he ing
IT’S AVERAGE: KYUNGSOO
Big booty: IM NOT FUXKING ANYONE
jd :3: Kyungsoo as in the junior Sehun’s had a crush on since freshman year?
Baekhyun’s small dicc: that very one
jd :3: how’d you even get him?
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I'll send you screenshots
Big booty: so I said yes to him :):):))):):)):):)):))
Big booty: I think I might cry :):):):)):):)):)
Big booty: I seem calm but my brain has fell out of my body and fell out of an 82 story building onto a speeding highway :):):)
jd :3: did he say anything back
Baekhyun’s small dicc: !!!
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I’m FREKAING out for you rn
Big booty: he said
Big booty: “can't wait to see you ;)” :))):):)):):):):) I am ok. I am fine. I am not dying. My arms and legs are not broken :)
Big booty: actually they are :):):):)):
Big booty: save my arms and legs
IT’S AVERAGE: clam down
Baekhyun’s small dicc: oh
Baekhyun’s small dicc: what happened to typing correctly Mr Typo :)
IT’S AVERAGE: omg just up
Baekhyun’s small dicc: how does one up?
Baekhyun’s small dicc: baek answer me I want to know
Tuesday, 12:59 PM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: it's been two hours :/
Baekhyun’s small dicc: u
IT’S AVERAGE: and u swallow ;)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: :/
Day 7: Hair sniffer?
Big booty: kill me
Big booty: castrate me
Big booty: I don't wish to live this awful life
Big booty: I NG KILL ME I HATE MYSELF
IT’S AVERAGE: soooo I'm taking that you didn't him :)
[Big booty has removed IT’S AVERAGE from the conversation]
[jd :3 has added IT’S AVERAGE to the conversation]
IT’S AVERAGE: ihy
jd :3: how about you don't be such a in the first place ;3
jd :3: sehun, what happened?
Big booty: UGHHH I SNIFFED HIS HAIR
jd :3: what
Baekhyun’s small dicc: SHHSBDHDHDBWKWK OH MY GOD WJEJSJS
jd :3: Kyungsoo’s?
Big booty: YES I WANT TO KMS
jd :3: Kim Minseok? haha :333
Big booty: ://////
Big booty: this is a serious matter! :(
Big booty: I think Kyungsoo hates me ; — ;
IT’S AVERAGE: I would too
IT’S AVERAGE: you aren't going to sniff me next are you? I need to know to take precaution
[Big booty has removed IT’S AVERAGE from the conversation]
[Baekhyun’s small dicc has added IT’S AVERAGE to the conversation]
IT’S AVERAGE: YOU DIDNT REMOVE JONGDAE WHEN HE MADE A JOKE
Big booty: but it's jongdae
IT’S AVERAGE: touché
jd :3: what went down sehun?
Big booty: WELL
Big booty: THEE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE WENT LIKE THIS
Big booty: SO WE’RE TALKIG AND WE’RE MAKING JOKES AND WHAT NOT AS WE’RE STUDYING
Big booty: SO HE LEANS CLOSE TO ME TO LOOK AT MY NOTES THAT I HAVE ON MY LAP
Big booty: SO I SMELL HIS HAIR CAUSE IT ALWAYS LOOKS SO BOUNCY AND FRESH AND CUTE AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND STUNNING AND GORGEOUS AND TERRIFIC AND FANTASTIC AND PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND JUST ALL AROUND WONDERFUL
Baekhyun’s small dicc: so many… adjectives…
Big booty: SO AFTER I TAKE SEVERAL GOOD SNIFFSOF HIS HAIR HE LOOKS UP TO ME AND SMILES
Big booty: THEN HE WALKS AWAY TO HIS KITCHEN
Baekhyun’s small dicc: kitchen?
Big booty: HE’S A JUNIOR REMEMBER. JUNIORS GET KITCHENS
Big booty: ANYWAYS, SO I BOLT
Big booty: AND I LEFT ALL OF MY THINGS THERE
Big booty: I WANT TO CRY
Big booty: HE KEEPS TEXTING ME AND I JUST WANT TO HIDE IM SO EMBARRASSED. IM CRYING SO MCUH
Baekhyun’s small dicc: how does your stoic face even manage to cry
Big booty: OK IM NOT CRYING BUT MY HEART IS
IT’S AVERAGE: I HATE YOUR
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT IF HE DIDNT NOTICE
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT IF HE DIDNT FIND IT ING WEIRD YOU
IT’S AVERAGE: HE PROBABLY TEXTING YOU SO MUCH SINCE YOU ING DISSAPEARED
Big booty: he did say he's worried about me…
Big booty: but he probably only saying that bc he thinks I'm weird
jd :3: ?????
jd :3: what kind of logic
jd :3: this is why your first kiss was an accident
Baekhyun’s small dicc: STORY TIME :!D
jd :3: no story time
jd :3: it was me
jd :3: we had a sleepover in elementary one time and since his room is super dark and I kissed him by accident
jd :3: idk if you can even call it a kiss our lips just brushed
IT’S AVERAGE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Baekhyun’s small dicc: screenshot :)
IT’S AVERAGE: ING GOLDEN
Big booty: JONGDAE
Big booty: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
jd :3: whoops ;3
jd :3: I don't think he's ever kissed anyone other than me
Big booty: YES I HAVE
Baekhyun’s small dicc: who :)
Tuesday, 9:01 PM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: it's been five minutes sweaty and still no answer :)
Big booty: choke on a
Baekhyun’s small dicc: something you'll never do >^<
Big booty: :///////////
Day 8: facing fears
Wednesday, 8:49 AM
Big booty: I want to die :)))))
Big booty: I have to see Kyungsoo in 10 minutes :)))))) how do I drop statistics in that time :)))))
Big booty: someone give me a rope I'm going to hang myself in the courtyard
jd :3: I know who has some rope :3:3:3:333
[jd :3 has added $$$ to the conversation]
jd :3: Joonmyeon!! Do you have any rope so Sehun can hang himself? He wants to kill himself over Kyungsoo :’( You were on that camping trip last week right?
$$$: I was…
$$$: and Sehun’s in this convo?
[Big booty has been removed]
$$$: was…?
$$$: I need to talk to him. I didn't have his line
jd :3: why?
$$$: cause kyungsoo’s been worried sick about him
$$$: sehun’s been ignoring him and he's super worried
$$$: he went to sehun’s dorm yesterday
IT’S AVERAGE: ahhh. If I knew it was him I would've opened the door :/
$$$: who are you
IT’S AVERAGE: his roommate that you don't need to know~~~
Baekhyun’s small dicc: :)
$$$: I'm guessing you're Baekhyun. Don't you really hate me?
IT’S AVERAGE: Yes! How did you guess? You’re my ex’s side ! Or have you been promoted to main since I dropped his sloppy :)
$$$: i was drunk that time… I’m sorry
$$$: and why didn't you open the door?? Yesterday really bc of you. Kyungsoo was really upset
IT’S AVERAGE: ummmmm kyungsoo’s emotions aren’t my problem, sweaty :)
$$$: it’s sweetie
IT’S AVERAGE: It’s whatever I want it to be, sweaty :)
IT’S AVERAGE: I didn't open the door bc Sehun always has someone pissed at him. I thought Kyungsoo was one of them
$$$: I guess that's reasonable…
$$$: I’ll leave now
[$$$ has left the conversation]
[IT’S AVERAGE added Big booty to the conversation]
IT’S AVERAGE: THE SNAKE IS GONE
Big booty: WHY DID YOU ADD HIM?!!!!!?!???! HES KYUNGSOO’S BEST FRIEND OMGMG J WANT TO DIE
Big booty: WHAT HAPPENEDDEDDD
jd :3: what makes him a snake?
IT’S AVERAGE: UMMMM HE SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND DRESSES LIKE A CHURCH BOY
jd :3: but i dress like a church boy :(
IT’S AVERAGE: BUT YOU ARENT A SNAKE DISGUISED AS A CHURCH BOY
Big booty: WHAT
Big booty: HAPPENED
IT’S AVERAGE: he basically said how it was kyungsoo who was at our door last night
IT’S AVERAGE: he said kyungsoo was upset and worried
Big booty: :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: huh???
Big booty: I dont want to see him ever again
Baekhyun’s small dicc: umm???
Baekhyun’s small dicc: arent you in love with the guy?
Big booty: YESYEYSYESYSYE I AM. BUT I DONT WANT HIM TO BE WITH THIS WEIRDO. I DONT WANT HIM TO HANG OUT WITH ME CAUSE HE PITIES ME. CAUSE IM WEIRDD!!!!!! I HATE MY LIFEFIEFE
Baekhyun’s small dicc: you’re annoying
IT’S AVERAGE: very annoying
Big booty: ok so i walked into statistics
Big booty: and kyungsoo’s not here
Big booty: what a relief
jd :3: kys
Big booty: i wish i could
Wednesday, 9:06 AM
Big booty: he :) came :) and :) sat :) one :) seat :) over :)
Big booty: he put his bookbag next to me :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: oh my god the world is ending
Baekhyun’s small dicc: kyungsoo’s bookbag is next to you
Baekhyun’s small dicc: what ever will we do
Big booty: shut up you foot
Wednesday, 9:18 AM
Big booty: so
Big booty: kyungsoo slid me a paper
Big booty: saying that he’s sorry for checking out my thighs????
Big booty: I am lost
IT’S AVERAGE: oh my god
IT’S AVERAGE: maybe this whole time
IT’S AVERAGE: he misunderstood why you ran out and thought it was bc he check you out
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT IF THAT’S WHY HE WAS WORRIED AND SO UPSET. MAYBE HE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE YOU SNIFFING HIM
Big booty: jfc im an idiot
Big booty: i hate myself
Big booty: what do i write back to him??? Help
Baekhyun’s small dicc: write that you thought he left to the kitchen bc you weirded him out with the sniffing
Big booty: IM NOT GOING TO ADMIT TO TEH SNIFFING AFTER I HAVE JUST BEEN SAVED BY GOD
Big booty: also i am going to church this sunday. God really came in clutch
IT’S AVERAGE: get ready to meet a snake there
Baekhyun’s small dicc: then leave out the sniffing part. Just say you thought you weirded him out
Baekhyun’s small dicc: cause i mean you are weird regardless of the sniffing
Big booty: :(((((( im upset
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ign write it hoe
Big booty: i did :/
Wednesday, 9:23 AM
Big booty: I am so happy :)))))))
jd :3: what did he say
Big booty: ok first he asked if i thought i weirded him out bc of the sniffing :((( i was devestated when i read but he later wrote that he thought it was cute and that he would’ve done the same thing bc my hair always looks so fluffy ;-;--;-;-;-;
Big booty: did i mention how cute kyungsoo is
Big booty: he is the cutest smollest thing i ahve ever set my eyes on ogm i love him so much
Big booty: he had the biggest smile on his face when he read that i wasn’t freaked by him or anything
Big booty: he was glowing and glistening like the sun. he is so perfect and amazing and wonderful and fantastic and glorious. Ha-lle-lu-jah. Jesus loves me so much
IT’S AVERAGE: that’s all he said :/
Big booty: HE ASKED ME OUT
Big booty: HE WANTS TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME ON FRIDAY IM!!
jd :3: get it son ;)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: best put ALLLLLLL the moves or i’ll bust a cap in yo
Big booty: moves? Don’t you jsut sit and watch?
IT’S AVERAGE: ummmm
IT’S AVERAGE: no
Big booty: what do i do
Baekhyun’s small dicc: put your arm around him and touch his hand in the popcorn
IT’S AVERAGE: give him a in the back
Big booty: um
Baekhyun’s small dicc: …
jd :3: 0.o
IT’S AVERAGE: have you never done that before?
Baekhyun’s small dicc: no… i dont think any sane person would do that
jd :3: why would anyone every do that
IT’S AVERAGE: yifan ing corrupted me i thought it was normal ing
jd :3: you did that to him? Why
IT’S AVERAGE: I THOUGHT IT WAS JSUT SOMETHING YOU DID
Big booty: i think im going to follow what chanyeol said. It seems more appropriate on a first date…
Baekhyun’s small dicc: thank you :)
Big booty: kyungsoo’s ocming to sit next to me gtg
IT’S AVERAGE: i really hope he gets the
IT’S AVERAGE: 20 years is too long
Day 10: Kissing fiasco
Friday, 11:32 PM
Big booty: I love life :)
jd :3: :)))))) what happened on the date :3
IT’S AVERAGE: dont ing ask
IT’S AVERAGE: I was coming back to the dorm and i catch them too face
Baekhyun’s small dicc: *two
IT’S AVERAGE: SHUT UP
Baekhyun’s small dicc: oh what happened Mr Typo?
IT’S AVERAGE: ANYWAYS
IT’S AVERAGE: I’m waiting around the corner, it was like fifteen minutes after i first catch them, and they’re still at it???
Big booty: he’s an amazing kisser
IT’S AVERAGE: YOU WOULFDNT ING KNWO YOU ONLY KISSED JONGDAE
IT’S AVERAGE: AND YOU WERE CHOKING ON HIS UPPER LIP YOU ING TURKEY LEG
Big : :(
IT’S AVERAGE: SHUT UP
IT’S AVERAGE: SO
IT’S AVERAGE: AFTER KYUNGSOO IS GONE I GO IN OUR DORM
IT’S AVERAGE: AND SEHUN IS ING SCREAMING
IT’S AVERAGE: MY EARS WERE ABOUT TO BURST. DUDE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AND STOLE MY HEARING AT THE SAME TIME
Big booty: IT WAS MY FIRST REAL KISS
jd :3: so you don’t consider me? :’) that’s ok
Big booty: did we make out for half an hour :/
jd :3: touché
Big booty: he also asked me on another date for next friday :)))
Big booty: he wants to go to this steak restaurant. He said he loves steak and i said i loved steak too and his eyes lit up :’) im so happy
Baekhyun’s small dicc: arent you vegetarian
Big booty: i love do kyungsoo
Baekhyun’s small dicc: :///
Big booty: he held my hand in the popcorn before i could do it
Big booty: and he lifted up the armrest bc he said he wanted to sit closer to me
Big booty: I’m cryingggggg
Baekhyun’s small dicc: is he baek
IT’S AVERAGE: surprisingly yes
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I’M COMING OVER
Baekhyun’s small dicc: OPEN THE DOOR U
IT’S AVERAGE: FUCC YOURE QUICK
jd :3: we live two dorms down……….
IT’S AVERAGE: IM NOT OPENING THE DOOR UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR USER
Baekhyun’s average dicc: .
IT’S AVERAGE: did you really leave after you took that pic :/ ihy
Baekhyun’s small dicc: yes i did
IT’S AVERAGE: KKKK
jd :3: lol
jd :3: i like when you’re angry
IT’S AVERAGE: JONG BEAT ING CHANYEOL PELAS
jd :3: no my hands are too precious to touch trash
Baekhyun’s small dicc: JONGDAE
Baekhyun’s small dicc: HOW COULD YOU
IT’S AVERAGE: VERBAL BEATING IS ALSO ACCEPTED
jd :3: lol i verbally beat him everyday
Baekhyun’s small dicc: D;
IT’S AVERAGE: I FUCGKGIN FORGOT
jd :3: what?
IT’S AVERAGE: I SAW SNAKE FACE AT LU’S PARTY TODAY
IT’S AVERAGE: AND HE LOOKED ING HOT
IT’S AVERAGE: I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE SEEN THIS MAN IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN KHAKIS AND A SWEATER
IT’S AVERAGE: TODAY HE WAS IGN WEARINF THE TIGHTEST BLACK PANTS AND THE TIGHTEST SHIRT
IT’S AVERAGE: I WOULD’VE CHEATED ON ME TOO IF JOONMYEON ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THAT
IT’S AVERAGE: HE SAID HE WAS DRUNK, RIGHT?
IT’S AVERAGE: FORGIVE AND FORGET AMIRIGHT ;)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: who are you
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i thought you said you’d shoved a knife up joonmyeon’s next time you saw him
Baekhyun’s small dicc: he dresses nice once and you want to the out of him?
IT’S AVERAGE: YOU ARE RIGHT
IT’S AVERAGE: THAT SNAKE
IT’S AVERAGE: RUINED MY GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP
IT’S AVERAGE: even tho yifan was basically my sugar daddy
IT’S AVERAGE: IT WAS STILL RUINED
Baekhyun’s small dicc: sugar daddy?
Baekhyun’s small dicc: wtf did he ever buy you
IT’S AVERAGE: you know my leather jacket :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: NO ING WAY
Day 12: Church Boy
Sunday, 10:03 AM
Big booty: guess who i saw at church :)
IT’S AVERAGE: a snake
Big booty: :/
Day 16: Who was in your mouth?
Thursday, 5:48 PM
IT’S AVERAGE: i hate myself
Baekhyun’s small dicc: don’t we all
IT’S AVERAGE: i am a horrible person
Baekhyun’s small dicc: what’s new
IT’S AVERAGE: I
IT’S AVERAGE: joonmyeon at the cinema
Baekhyun’s small dicc: im blocking you on everything
Baekhyun’s small dicc: that’s wrong dude. Why? Wtf
Big booty: i am
Big booty: disgusted
IT’S AVERAGE: I JSUT SAW HIM THERE
IT’S AVERAGE: it was half-price movie day
IT’S AVERAGE: and i saw him in the back
IT’S AVERAGE: and i said that i forgave him
IT’S AVERAGE: one thing led to another and he gave me a to which i moaned “snake” to
jd :3: oh my god
IT’S AVERAGE: and then i his
IT’S AVERAGE: he changed so mcuh im so ugh!!!!
IT’S AVERAGE: he’s so hot now
jd :3: doesn’t mean you have to whip it out. man
Big booty: teach me
Baekhyun’s small dicc: !!!!!
Baekhyun’s small dicc: SEHUN
Big booty: I want to kyungsoo’s one day
Big booty: and i want to be good at it
jd :3: im disowning you
jd :3: baekhyun’s a dont be like him
jd :3: and an exhibitonist
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING LIKE ME
jd :3: everything
Big booty: i dont want to in a movie theater :////
Big booty: i want privacy
jd :3: good, my son
jd :3: i hope u that well one day
Big booty: i will one day ;-;
Big booty: I will make you proud
Baekhyun’s small dicc: *gags*
jd :3: dont hate
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i live to hate
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i live to be petty
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i live to prey on the happiness of others~
Big booty: ok
Big booty: anyways
Big booty: during statistics kyungsoo has his hand on my thigh the whole lecture :)
Big booty: i wanted to cry
Baekhyun’s small dicc: crying again :))))
Big booty: you already have a picture :////
Baekhyun’s small dicc: um
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i need more bc it’s the only time your face actually expresses an emotion
Big booty: I SMILE
Big booty: I GET ANGRY
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ye but that’s like
Baekhyun’s small dicc: jsut your mouth
Baekhyun’s small dicc: idk how to explain
Baekhyun’s small dicc: the rest of your face doesnt move
Baekhyun’s small dicc: it’s like you’ve had plastic surgery
Big booty: ihy
Big booty: fall in a
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i will gladly fall into a
Big booty: ******ditch
Baekhyun’s small dicc: :*
Thursday, 7:14 PM
Big booty: ahhhhh I was just with Kyungsoo rn
Big booty: he saw me in the library and he sat next to me
Big booty: he took my hand into his lap and started playing with my fingers. He was so cute. He was holding back a smile and he was blushing. I love him so much
Big booty: he said he couldn't go on the date on Friday :((( but asked me to sleepover on Sunday so we could watch a movie and on Monday we could go out and eat :)))) everything was going great until he said “why did your friend my friend’s in a theater”
Big booty: u fuking ruined our relationship u . u thought he was a snake why did u him off
Big booty: he said joonmyeon was upset about it :((( u just him and left
Baekhyun’s small dicc: sleepover?
IT’S AVERAGE: umm???
IT’S AVERAGE: I gave him the best of his life
IT’S AVERAGE: HE ING WISHES I COULD HIS AGAIN
Big booty: don't ing his again
Baekhyun’s small dicc: why would you even consider that
IT’S AVERAGE: I HAVENT CONSIDERED THAT OMFG
IT’S AVERAGE: IM JUST SAYING HE WANTS IT SO BAD
jd :3: im with him right now. want me to show him that?
IT’S AVERAGE: NO EJDJDJSJ WHY WOULD DBSBJSJSJS NO
jd :3: too bad :((((
jd :3: I already did :((((
IT’S AVERAGE: WHY WOULD YOU ITNG DO THAT
IT’S AVERAGE: NOWI HAVE TO GO INTO HIDING. IM MOVING TO MEXICO AND CHNAGING MY NAME TOJUAN
jd :3: um actually joonmyeon said he does want it 0.o
IT’S AVERAGE: ...
IT’S AVERAGE: tell him to text me rn
Day 20: Confession Time
Monday, 3:14 PM
jd :3: I
jd :3: hate my life sm
Baekhyun’s small dicc: y?
jd :3: I'm basically ing Baekhyun and joonmyeon’s personal telephone
IT’S AVERAGE: I love how my name capitalizes on your phone
IT’S AVERAGE: Jongdae ;)
jd :3: ://///////////////////////////////////////////////////
Big booty: what happened.
jd :3: ugh I'm just going back and forth between the both of them since I have classes back to back with each one of them.
jd :3: “tell Baekhyun that I heart eyes him so much!!!”
jd :3: “tell joonmyeon i love him so much and that he is so cute!!!”
jd :3: they’re goddamn annoying
jd :3: they each other off twice and suddenly they're in love
jd :3: I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own two eyes
Baekhyun’s small dicc: yuck
Baekhyun’s small dicc: u ing hypocrite
IT’S AVERAGE: :* hypocrisy got me a nice man so idc
Baekhyun’s small dicc: don't u feel ashamed
IT’S AVERAGE: not one bit
Big booty: wth? Are u guys dating now
IT’S AVERAGE: yep yap yup
IT’S AVERAGE: he practically threw himself at me
IT’S AVERAGE: he came to our dorm after you left to have your “sleepover”. And he told me how much he thought after I him. It was so romantic
Baekhyun’s small dicc: very romantic. yes
Big booty: but it was a sleepover :(((
IT’S AVERAGE: so basically after we each other we ed on your bed Sehun I'm sorry :)
Big booty: WHAT
IT’S AVERAGE: it's less lumpy than mine :)
Big booty: I'm going to choke you
IT’S AVERAGE: joonmyeon already did that last night ;));;));););););)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: grossss
jd :3: I don't
jd :3: want to hear anymore
Big booty: I'm going to throw up
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I never want to use my eyes to read ever again. I wish I could unsee that
IT’S AVERAGE: too bad so sad :*
jd :3: Sehun tell us about your “sleepover” with Kyungsoo
Big booty: DONT PUT IT IN QUOTATIONS IT WAS A SLEEPOVER
jd :3: u right
jd :3: you’ll probably die a
Big booty: ihysm
Big booty: ANYWAYS
Big booty: we watched a movie and I started to get tired so I tried to rest my head on Kyungsoo’s shoulder but he's short so it started to hurt
Big booty: and I think he noticed bc he offered me his lap
Big booty: so for the rest of the movie my head was on his lap and he was playing with my hair
Big booty: he ran his fingers through it. it was so soothing ; — ;
Big booty: then he started playing with my ears and he traced my eyebrows and my nose
Big booty: my whole face practically
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ahhhhh so domestic
Big booty: and then he asked if he could kiss me and I said yes
Big booty: and he gave me the sweetest chaste kiss I have ever received in my life
IT’S AVERAGE: you've only kissed two people
Big booty: UP
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ah, we’re ting up again? No one explained to me what it was the first time
Big booty: CHANYEOL SHUT UP
Big booty: back to the story
Big booty: he kissed my neck and he kissed my eyelid and then my jaw and then he kissed the corner of my mouth
Big booty: and then fast forward to this morning and I wake up laying down on the couch with Kyungsoo spooning me from behind
Big booty: I have never loved life more
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ihy
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I want that in my life
jd :3: you're mad that girls never look at you :P
Baekhyun’s small dicc: like girls look at you either
jd :3: :////
Big booty: and you came onto my love life? bye
Baekhyun’s small dicc: AT LEAST WE’VE HAD ONE NIGHT STANDS
jd :3: with some very drunk girls ;3
Baekhyun’s small dicc: shhhh that's not helping our case
jd :3: don't matta son
jd :3: we still had our in someone
Big booty: I hate you all
IT’S AVERAGE: so when are you two gonna
IT’S AVERAGE: joonmyeon said next month
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I say next year
Big booty: DONT BET ON MY LOVE MAKING
jd :3: I say he’ll die a
IT’S AVERAGE: omg he calls it love making
Baekhyun’s small dicc: *gag*
Monday, 5:57 PM
Big booty: our date is in half an hour and I still don't know what to wear (╯°□°）╯︵ /(.□. \)
IT’S AVERAGE: I IG left it out for you on your bed u
Big booty: I WANT TO B R E A T H ON MY DATE THANK YOU
IT’S AVERAGE: you can ing breath with skinny jeans on hoe
Big booty: fine. Maybe the skinny jeans but not your ing crop top
IT’S AVERAGE: oh my god. I ing cut my guns and roses shirt just for you
Big booty: I don't want to show that much skin ;-;-;-;-; it has no sleeves
Baekhyun’s small dicc: baek come on
Baekhyun’s small dicc: they're going to a steak house
IT’S AVERAGE: ummmm I just asked ksoo and he said its nothing fancy and that it’s fine :)
Big booty: HWATATHWATAHAHDHDB
Big booty: ARE YOU AT HIS DORM WITH FUXKIFND JOONMYEON DHSHSNS NONOBO
IT’S AVERAGE: :)
Big booty: KILL YOURSELF
Big booty: please kill yourself for me. play dead. dont speak to them
IT’S AVERAGE: I've been holding out killing myself since I entered college. I'm not going to do it for you :)
Big booty: I hatttttteeeee my lifeeeeee
Big booty: did you tell him about how I had a breakdown in our dorm bc I'm so worried/excited about this date
IT’S AVERAGE: about to now brb
Big booty: kill me with that weeb sword
Big booty: someone do it
jd :3: the katana Chanyeol has?
jd :3: I'll bring it
Big booty: THANK YOU
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ITS NOT A ING WEEB SWORD OMFGFGFMG
jd :3: open up
Big booty: he really brought it
Big booty: I cannot believe
IT’S AVERAGE: Kyungsoo asked me to ask you if you want him to come over to comfort you. He doesn't want you to be worried
Big booty: he is so sweet I love him so much
Big booty: BUT ILL REALLY IMPALE MYSELF ON THIS WEEB SWORD IF HE COMES
IT’S AVERAGE: he said he likes you very very much <3
Big booty: YOU TOLD HIM THAT I SAID I LOVE HIM
Big booty: IMPALING
Big booty: MYSELF
IT’S AVERAGE: you can't die before you impale yourself on Kyungsoo >^<
jd :3: then he’ll die a like I said
Big booty: IM NOT A BOTTOM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ye u are
Baekhyun’s small dicc: and it's not a weeb sword
IT’S AVERAGE: JUST GET ING READY FOR YOUR DATE
IT’S AVERAGE: IF YOURE READY EARLY HE SAID HE’LL TAKE YOU OUT TO DO MORE
Big booty: *is sonic*
Day 25: If You Can't Hold Your Liquor, Don't Drink
Saturday, 1:06 AM
IT’S AVERAGE: [image]
Big booty: DID YOU FOLLOW US ON OUR DATE
Big booty: I HEAR YOU LAUGHING UNDER YOUR BEDSHEETS
IT’S AVERAGE: :)
IT’S AVERAGE: joonmyeon thought it would be funny :)
Big booty: this is why you were demoted to just friend
Baekhyun’s small dicc: :)
IT’S AVERAGE: oh no! I am just Sehun’s regular friend, not best friend! What ever will I do
Big booty: ihy
IT’S AVERAGE: that's actually a compliment, I don't have too many people hating me
Big booty: everyone on campus wants to beat you up
IT’S AVERAGE: anywho :)
IT’S AVERAGE: our young boy right here had ice cream dripping down his face and Kyungsoo ing it
Big booty: STOPPPP you're making me embarrassed
IT’S AVERAGE: FROM HIS NECK TO HIS CHIN
jd :3: our little boy is growing up :’)
Big Booty: shut up -////-
Baekhyun’s small dicc: omg that's exactly your face. No emotion just redness. That’s the only way I’d tell if you were embarrassed
Big booty: I'm not that stoic :///
IT’S AVERAGE: Kyungsoo’s pretty out there for a
jd :3: what
Baekhyun’s small dicc: what
Big booty: he's a o.0?
IT’S AVERAGE: yup. Joonmyeon told me and I was like HUH WHAT NOW. I thought he got all the time
IT’S AVERAGE: he dated like 6 people when we were freshman. How did he not sleep with any of them??
jd :3: I guess that means Sehun’s not getting any either :)
Big booty: idc about getting
Big booty: I'm so surprised. I didn't think that
Big booty: :) I was jealous of all those guys for no reason :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: if u ed him you'd be each other's firsts
Big booty: omg we would :)
Big booty: but I'm afraid
Baekhyun’s small dicc: afraid of what? It's just a m8 jfc
Big booty: we’ve only kissed
Big booty: I haven't even touched him anywhere
Big booty: I don't know if we’re even boyfriends
Big booty: does he consider me his boyfriend
Big booty: are we just going on dates
Big booty: what if these dates are just trials and he doesn't really like me he's just testing me to see if I'm boyfriend material
Big booty: what if im not good enough to make the cut
Baekhyun’s small dicc: shut your goddamn mouth up
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT’S KYUNGSOO’S LINE IMMA ADD HIM AND ASK
Big booty: he doesnt have a line account :)
IT’S AVERAGE: fukkk
IT’S AVERAGE: i’ll just tell jm to tell kyungsoo that you really really want him to make a line >^< perfect :)
Big booty: i would really kill you
IT’S AVERAGE: kill me then :)
IT’S AVERAGE: cause i did it :)
IT’S AVERAGE: YO WTF DONT THROW YOUR PILLOW AT ME
Big booty: I DO WHAT I WANT
IT’S AVERAGE: IM KEEPING IT
Big booty: no throw it back i want to sleep :(
jd :3: im friends with idiots
Big booty: just two idiots
IT’S AVERAGE: yes, you and yourself
Big booty: you make me so upset
Saturday, 4:47 AM
[IT’S AVERAGE has added dokyungsoo to the conversation]
IT’S AVERAGE: sehun’s your boyfriend right?
dokyungsoo: Did you make me create a line just to ask this?
dokyungsoo: Also yes, he is my boyfriend. Why do you ask?
Saturday, 9:39 AM
Sehun: Hi, Kyungsoo.
dokyungsoo: Hello~ :)
dokyungsoo: Do you normally chat on this app?
Sehun: Yes I do.
dokyungsoo: I’ll use it more often if you’d like.
Sehun: I would like that. I use this app all the time because I’m in a group chat here and I like the emoticons
dokyungsoo: Yeah, they’re really cute but not as cute as you.
Sehun: Stop you’re making me blush -///-
dokyungsoo: Haha, that really looks like you.
Baekhyun’s small dicc: DID I NOT SAY THAT
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I DID. DID I NOT
dokyungsoo: Who’s this?
Sehun: Chanyeol :) Hahaha. He is such a laugh ha :)
dokyungsoo: I’ve never been in a group chat before
Baekhyun’s small dicc: and you wont be in one for long :D tata~
[Baekhyun’s small dicc has removed dokyungsoo from the conversation]
Sehun: WHY DID YOU REMOVE HIM OMGGM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: YOU TEXT FAKE
Baekhyun’s small dicc: HE TEXTS FAKE
Baekhyun’s small dicc: IT’S LIKE YOURE ROBOTS
Sehun: :(((((
Sehun: I’m glad he has line now.
Baekhyun’s small dicc: STOPSP ITITIT YOURE FREAKIGN ME OTU
Baekhyun’s small dicc: CAHNGE BACK YORU USER AND SOTP TEXTING LIKE THAT YOU IGN WEIRDO OMG
Sehun: no :((( kyungsoo’s going to see :((((
[IT’S AVERAGE has added dokyungsoo to the conversation]
IT’S AVERAGE: sehun’s old user was Big booty before he changed it for you :)
dokyungsoo: I know, you’ve sent me screenshots before.
Sehun: !!!!!
Sehun: this is utter betrayal
dokyungsoo: Change it back I liked it.
Big booty: :)
dokyungsoo: Lol
dokyungsoo: I guess that’s my cue to leave, I suppose.
[dokyungsoo has been removed from the conversation]
Big booty: I love him
Big booty: he accepts my ugly username
IT’S AVERAGE: u think your username is ugly?
IT’S AVERAGE: i wanna put mine back to baekstreet’s baek but i can’t bc of fuufcking chanyeol
Baekhyun’s small dicc: my user only speaks the truth
IT’S AVERAGE: my
IT’S AVERAGE: is average
IT’S AVERAGE: im not going to lie and say it’s ing humongous
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i will never change it
Saturday, 11:32 PM
IT’S AVERAGE: i ign hate myself so mcuh
IT’S AVERAGE: jonnmyeob ha ets me
IT’S AVERAGE: evryeofn heates me
IT’S AVERAGE: im goihn to kill mysefl
jd :3: woah are you drunk
IT’S AVERAGE: no!noo
IT’S AVERAGE: yeseos
IT’S AVERAGE: i am a bti intocicadtedg
jd :3: you always do something stupid when you rink
IT’S AVERAGE: i ahd liek twoo beers
IT’S AVERAGE: i didf good
IT’S AVERAGE: no baddf
jd :3: sehun are you in your dorm?
Big booty: ye but baek isnt here
Big booty: i thought he was still at the party
jd :3: baekhyun where are you
IT’S AVERAGE: my gmas hous e
jd :3: well that was no help
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I’ll try to look for him
IT’S AVERAGE: 999999999999999999999
Baekhyun’s small dicc: since im already out...
jd :3: i will too. I dont want him off doing something he’ll regret
IT’S AVERAGE: ahhhhh orangutanssn i lveo the monekis
Big booty: dae you wanna look together?
jd :3: it’s better if we split up
jd :3: im heading out
Big booty: cute rilakkuma loafers :)
jd :3: shut up they were a gift
Baekhyun’s small dicc: you’re welcome
Saturday, 11:46 PM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i cant think of anywhere he could be outside school
Baekhyun’s small dicc: where the is he
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i’ll beat him tf up
jd :3: maybe we should check in school
jd :3: im pretty close so i’ll go
Big booty: i found joonmyeon and he told me what happened
Baekhyun’s small dicc: what idiotic thing did he do this time
Big booty: he kissed yixing
jd :3:
Big booty: joonmyeon told me that it was pretty intense but baek was his name the whole time
IT’S AVERAGE: hipeppey yippeyes
Big booty: i think baek thought yixing was joon
Big booty: anyways joonmyeon and baek make eye contact for a couple of seconds and then he just bolts. He didnt even say anything to joonmyeon
Big booty: jm said he understood and that he wont hold it agaisnt baek bc he was soooooo ing faced
Big booty: jm thinks he drank like two bottles of vodka
jd :3: dude
jd :3: one shot gets baek drunk
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i cant even imagine
Baekhyun’s small dicc: we have to ing find him
Saturday, 11:57 PM
jd :3: i found his sorry
Baekhyun’s small dicc: where is he?
jd :3: he’s in the bathroom near the west entrance
jd :3: his whole is submerged in toilet water
jd :3: all the toilet paper in on the ground
jd :3: he’s singing row row row your boat with puke all over him
jd :3: and he’s missing a shoe
Big booty: oh my god…
Baekhyun’s small dicc: IM ING NARUTO RUNNING I NEED THIS ON FILM
Baekhyun’s small dicc: IM GONNA BLACKMAIL THE OUT OF HIM
jd :3: don’t…
jd :3: use it for blackmail. Let’s just keep it between us
Baekhyun’s small dicc: gotcha dae
Big booty: do i tell jm where he is
jd :3: nooooo. I dont want to ruin baek’s life
jd :3: also i really need help getting him off the toilet he just keeps screaming orangutan
Day 26: Resolving Matters
Sunday, 2:27 PM
IT’S AVERAGE: what the happened yesterday
IT’S AVERAGE: my head hurts so much i want to die
jd :3: u got so ing faced that you kissed yixing
IT’S AVERAGE: UDKFUKKFUKKCK
IT’S AVERAGE: I RMMEEBERE
IT’S AVERAGE: I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I SAW JOONMYEON I THOUGHT HE HAD A TWIN
IT’S AVERAGE: HE PROBABLY HATES ME FORVEREERERE
Big booty: dude you’re ok
IT’S AVERAGE: ????
IT’S AVERAGE: TF U MEAN IM OK
IT’S AVERAGE: HE’S GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME TODAY
IT’S AVERAGE: I JSUT SAW A TEXT FROM THIS MORNING SAYING THAT HE WANTS TO MEET ME AT 3
IT’S AVERAGE: MY FIRST REAL RELATIONSHIP
IT’S AVERAGE: HE COULDVE BEEN MY SUGAR DADDY
IT’S AVERAGE: BUT I LIKED HIM FOR HIM. I WANTED IT TO LAST
IT’S AVERAGE: I SHOULDVE TAKEN HIS MONEY WHILE I COULD
Big booty: dude no
Big booty: I mean that he forgives you
Big booty: you forgave him for what he did to you with yifan so he did the same
IT’S AVERAGE: ah yes
IT’S AVERAGE: now i have nothing to hold over his head when he get into arguments :(
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ihysm
IT’S AVERAGE: thanks boo :*
Baekhyun’s small dicc: sehun just fcuking said that your boyfriend forgive you for technically cheating and all you think about is that now you dont have something to hold over his head
IT’S AVERAGE: THAT TOO
IT’S AVERAGE: jm is so sweet
Baekhyun’s small dicc: if u say he’s sweet one more time im gonna gag
IT’S AVERAGE: he’s so
IT’S AVERAGE: sweet :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: [video]
Baekhyun’s small dicc: so sweet
IT’S AVERAGE: TF IS THAT
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT AM I DOING
jd :3: i found you there like that
IT’S AVERAGE: IM GOING TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
jd :3: into an orangutan’s arms?
IT’S AVERAGE: et tu, jongdae?
Sunday, 4:15 PM
IT’S AVERAGE: everything is resolved between us~~
IT’S AVERAGE: he knows my coffee order, he's so precious~~~
Baekhyun’s small dicc: it’s 2/3 milk and 1/3 coffee plus 700 pounds of sugar
Baekhyun’s small dicc: that’s not coffee
Big booty: coffee is satan’s poison
IT’S AVERAGE: SHHHHH HE STILL KNOWS MY ORDER
IT’S AVERAGE: ah sehun :)
IT’S AVERAGE: we we’re talking about u :)
Big booty: i dont want my name to come out of your filthy, ing mouth
IT’S AVERAGE: you’re just jealous sweatheart
IT’S AVERAGE: anywho
IT’S AVERAGE: jm told me that he’s being kicked out of the dorm the friday after next friday
IT’S AVERAGE: he said kyungsoo’s planning something special ;) i want to know all the deets ;)
Big booty: i didnt even know about that 0.o
IT’S AVERAGE: DID I IGN SPOIL IT
IT’S AVERAGE: I DID DIDNT I
Big booty: ogmgomggkm he just texted me rn asking to sleepover the week after next weekueydhkrrrerererereradrsgf
jd :3: get it
Baekhyun’s small dicc: if any domestic happens i dont want to hear it
Baekhyun’s small dicc: no
Baekhyun’s small dicc: nope
Baekhyun’s small dicc: not today
Baekhyun’s small dicc: not tomorrow
Baekhyun’s small dicc: not ever
Big booty: WELLL
Big booty: I will : )
Big booty: i’ve been sorta upset over kyungsoo lately tho :/
jd :3: why?
jd :3: he is the most perfect, amazing, wonderful, astonishing, magnificent, stunning, breathtaking, fascinating, incredible, amazing, fantastic boyfriend in the whole wide world
Big booty: are you mocking me
jd :3: is it that obvious
Baekhyun’s small dicc: yes
Baekhyun’s small dicc: he’s the only person who uses that many adjectives in one sentence
Big booty: i hate you guys
jd :3: ugh ok
jd :3: why are you upset over him
Big booty: bc he hasnt told me that he loves me
Big booty: every time i text it he just says he likes me a lot
Big booty: but that’s not what i want him to say
jd :3: maybe he’s not ready to say it
jd :3: he’s probably one of those people who’ll say it when the moment’s right
Baekhyun’s small dicc: it’s been two ing weeks
Baekhyun’s small dicc: since you started dating him
Baekhyun’s small dicc: isn’t wanting him to say he loves you asking too much
Big booty: UGH I DONT KNOW
Big booty: I DONT CARE
jd :3: don’t rush him to say it before he’s ready
jd :3: you haven’t said anything to him about it, right?
Big booty: i havent
Big booty: u think i am
jd :3: good
jd :3: and if you call me a one more time i’ll bust a cap so far up your you’ll lose chromosomes
Big booty: im sorry : (
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ok so sehun
Baekhyun’s small dicc: when you’re doing cute during that sleepover you two sixth graders are having
Big booty: :(
Baekhyun’s small dicc: say that you love him
Baekhyun’s small dicc: you haven’t said it in person yet, right?
Big booty: no
Big booty: good idea
IT’S AVERAGE: say it after you his
Big booty: IM NOT GOING TO HIS
Day 38: Sleepovers and More?
Saturday, 12:06 PM
Big booty: I am a new person
Big booty: I am never using any part of my body ever again
Big booty: I’m going to the dorm and I’m going to eternal sleep
IT’S AVERAGE: BETTER NOT
IT’S AVERAGE: IM IN HERE WITH JOONMYEON AND WE’RE
Big booty: jfc
jd :3: what happened
Big booty: I
Big booty: am not longer a boy
Baekhyun’s small dicc: EUYSADKFBHUEDSH
IT’S AVERAGE: DID HE YOU GWRIUDJSKLMX
IT’S AVERAGE: TOLD YOU HE WAS A BOTTOM
Big booty: no :)
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAHATTTTTT GOMGOM YOU ED HIM GOGMGOM
IT’S AVERAGE: I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD OMG
Big booty: we switched
IT’S AVERAGE: AHHHHHH IM YELLING
IT’S AVERAGE: YOU GUYS ARENT AS VANILLA AS I THOUGHT YOU’D BE
IT’S AVERAGE: OMG
Baekhyun’s small dicc: U SNATCHED THAT SO GOOD
Baekhyun’s small dicc: IM DOING THE TARZEN YELL
jd :3: boi boi boi boi boi boi boi boi boi boi
Big booty: he was so gentle
Big booty: but when i ed him he left claw marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kkkk
Big booty: im proud of them
Big booty: I can wait until spring break
Big booty: so i can take off my shirt at the beach and show every ing body
Big booty: jesus is so good
Big booty: it’s bc of that one time i went to church. Thank you so very much oh holy lord
Big booty: tell jm to save me a seat next to him every sunday
jd :3: im so happy for you :3
Big booty: and it wasn’t even the best part
IT’S AVERAGE: WHAT WAS THE BEST PART
IT’S AVERAGE: DID HE YOU IN THE BATHROOM?
IT’S AVERAGE: ON THE ROOFTOP
IT’S AVERAGE: I
IT’S AVERAGE: WANT
IT’S AVERAGE: TO
IT’S AVERAGE: KNOW
IT’S AVERAGE: ASAP
Big booty: why is everything you think of ual
IT’S AVERAGE: eye lyke 2
Baekhyun’s small dicc: gross, please don’t text like that
Baekhyun’s small dicc: sehun what happeeennnned
Big booty: he told me that he love me!!!!! I’m so happy just thinkgin about it ogmgom :)))
Big booty: also it’s our 1 month anniversary and i didnt realize o-0
Big booty: dont tell him that
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i took a screenshot :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: also im so happy for you!!!!!!
Big booty: he said it before i did
Big booty: that’s what took me by surprise
Big booty: after we were done
Big booty: we were lying down facing each other and he ran his hand through my hair and told me that he loved me :’)
Big booty: I love this man
Big booty: and you all said he’d never notice me
Big booty: well how about a big: YOU
jd :3: that’s bc you had no classes with him freshman year
jd :3: and you only saw him bc you went to the cafeteria at the same time:/
Big booty: DOESNT MATTER
Big booty: HES MINE AND HE LOVES ME
Big booty: SO IT
IT’S AVERAGE: is there anything TO ?
Big booty: you
Day 50: Spring Break and Goodbyes
Thursday, 11:11 AM
Big booty: ah we’re boarding the plane
Big booty: kyungsoo said for you guys to take of yourselves over break
jd :3: he is so sweet
Big booty: that’s why he’s my boyfriend ;)
IT’S AVERAGE: I hope your plane crashes before you get to jeju
IT’S AVERAGE: ing slimey toe
Big booty: you’re just jealous i’m not taking you anywhere
Big booty: you’re gonna be so sad staying just in seoul :( boohoo
Baekhyun’s small dicc: WHAT ABOUT ME
Baekhyun’s small dicc: YOU COULD’VE TAKEN ME
Baekhyun’s small dicc: MY MOM IS GOING TO FORCE ME BACK HOME
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I JSUT WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH WIHT MY FRIENDS
Baekhyun’s small dicc: BEING WITH MY MOM IS MORE TORTURE THAN BEING IN SCHOOL
Baekhyun’s small dicc: AND MY SISTER’S GOING HOME TOO I WANT TO DIE
Big booty: but is it
Big booty: my problem :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ok so you dont want my mom’s cookies? Alright
Big booty: YES
Big booty: YES I WANT THEM THEYRE SO GOOD AND AMAZING
Big booty: IM SO SORRY FORGIVE ME
Baekhyun’s small dicc: that’s right :)
jd :3: i’ll go over if you give me some
Baekhyun’s small dicc: COME RN
Baekhyun’s small dicc: DONT LET ME BE ALONE
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ILL GIVE YOU 2168378 COOKIES
jd :3: i am on my way~
jd :3: cookies make me so happy
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i like you happy :)
Baekhyun’s small dicc: u are so smol
jd :3: i’ll bite u
Baekhyun’s small dicc: like a chihuahua
jd :3: ok im not coming
Baekhyun’s small dicc: I WAS JOKING IT WAS A JOKE PLEASE COME AND SAVE ME FROM MY FAMILY
jd :3: eh fine
IT’S AVERAGE: I’m just glad I get to spend break with jm
IT’S AVERAGE: bc apparently kyungsoo ditched jm to be with you
IT’S AVERAGE: but im not complaining
IT’S AVERAGE: we get to more B)))
Baekhyun’s small dicc: can u…
Baekhyun’s small dicc: shut the hell up
IT’S AVERAGE: no it’s not in my programming :)
Big booty: i have to turn my phone off now
Big booty: i’ll text you guys after we land
Big booty: bye, i love you guys so much~
Big booty: im going to miss you
Baekhyun’s small dicc: BYE!!! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH SEHUNNIE~~~!!! <3
IT’S AVERAGE: speak for yourself, ugly
jd :3: i’ll miss you so much. Ily!
Big booty: bye everyone. I’ll see you after break~
IT’S AVERAGE: im gonna miss that fart
jd :3: me too ;-;
Baekhyun’s small dicc: oh my god
Baekhyun’s small dicc: and u said to speak for myself
Baekhyun’s small dicc: BUT YOU LOVE SEHUNNIE TOO. SO SWEET
IT’S AVERAGE: I’ll kill you
jd :3: sehun and kyungsoo are really a great couple
jd :3: they’re so innocent unlike other people *cough*
IT’S AVERAGE: ARE YOU SAYING ME AND JM ARENT INNOCENT
IT’S AVERAGE: I’LL CASTRATE YOU
IT’S AVERAGE: I’LL MAKE YOU A EUNUCH
jd :3: I didn’t say it WAS you. You made an assumption :)
jd :3: anyways, i hope sehun and kyungsoo last a long time
jd :3: they’re really perfect for each other
Baekhyun’s small dicc: ah yes
Baekhyun’s small dicc: they really are
Baekhyun’s small dicc: they’re my children
jd :3: chanyeol what
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i am their daddy
jd :3: CHANYEOL
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i have jumped ship
Baekhyun’s small dicc: i ship my sons
IT’S AVERAGE: chanyeol shut the up you’re being weird
IT’S AVERAGE: so anywho
IT’S AVERAGE: when do you think sehun’s gonna his
in order:
*sehun
*baekhyun
*chanyeol
*jongdae
if you haven't figured out their users~
Thank you so much for wasting your time reading 8422 words of pure garbage :) I might put up a part two some time but for now who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Catch you guys later~
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