Gay Thievery

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12 idiots...

Divided into 2...

2 groups of grown- gay men...

One of them led by a mafia leader, the other is being led by a softie...

Of course they would hate each other...

But how can they hate each other properly when they suddenly become aware of how hot the enemy is?

ft. BTS (Namjin), SHINee (Jongkey, 2min)

Includes: Xiuchen/Chenmin ,Taoris ,Baekyeol/Chanbaek ,Hunhan ,Sulay and  Kaisoo.

 

Cast:

EXO: The gang

Kris: Gang leader of EXO. Only allows people who are gay to join his gang.

More official pictures of Kris released for Chinese film 'Somewhere Only We Know' | allkpop:

Tao: The martial arts expert of EXO. He is  gay and fears the nasty wrath of s.

Zhu ni sheng ri kuai le Huang Zitao (Tao)!! We love you ☺ ❤ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ^.^ :3 ❤❤❤:

Luhan: The con-artist of EXO. His preference should be obvious

Luhan for Cartier:

Chanyeol: The derpy little , distracts civilians by being dumb. Rainbow. Can turn from "Call me baby" to "Call me daddy" whenever he wants.

I want My Boyfriend to Dress Like This (22)

Chen: The prankster of the group, doesn't really care who he pranks. Nobody knows how he got on Kris's good side AND hit list at the same time. Gay ( " is practically my life"). He is also interested in annoying a certain baozi.

150401 #Chen #EXO:

Lay: Flexibility and escape artist, can fit into ANYTHING. Really? He's a part of EXO of course he's gay.  (He vomits rainbows too.)

Holy ... Lay? Damn - he really looks good like that!

Life Savers (LS): The Good Guys

Suho: Leader and doctor, his gender is as round as Sehun's .

2016 Season’s Greetings : Chinese Ver. - Suho

Sehun: Naughty little thing, very y. He knows what his gay wants, the only guy who Kai looks for when he needs back up. Will soon anger a little deer.

Omg I'm dying of laughter Sehun looks 100% done with his hyungs:

Baekhyun: Diva of the group, can get real sassy and is the definition of fashion."Fashionably Gay"

“160123 The EXO'luxion in Manila Day 1 © tobContinued | do not edit.”:

Xiumin: Suho's favorite child, is practically a smart and innocent angel. His gay is inspiring.

I can never pass up the chance to have more smiling Xiumin's in my life.:

Kai: Taught Sehun everything he knows. He's Kyung-ual. Used to be a stripper.

Admit it. We all wish we could hug this body.

D.O: He is practically Satan...who likes to cook. Anything gay that isn't Kai.

D.O./Kyungsoo - Why is it that every bias I see in a movie or series is suffering? I made a friend tell me if he dies before I'd finish watching this series.. even hypothetically, the imagery is depressing.. mine usually die in the end.. last time my bias killed himself and I ain't need to see that ..

 

Bulletproof Boy Scouts (BTS): The Divided

Jin: The mom of the group. He used to work with Kris, until he saved 5 teenagers in one of his missions. He now lives a normal life with Namjoon and the 5 teenagers. Although, he is ready to give Kris a helping hand any time needed. He is also friends with Suho (They have some "Mommy Time" Where they talk about how the children does not cooperate)

we are bulletproof!:

Namjoon (Rap Monster): He used to work with Kris, alongside with Jin. He stopped because he and Jin started taking care of 5 teenagers they both found. He is the "dad" of the group, but the children would usually turn to Jin for help since Namjoon would most likely make matters worse.

BTS | RAP MONSTER

Jungkook: He's the youngest in the group. When Jin found him, he was only 15. He is currently 18, but he got used to being the baby. He isn't really smart and still thinks like he's 5. Despite his parents being on Kris's side, he still helps Suho. He also has a crush idolizes his hyung: Kim Taehyung.

150705 인기가요 팬미팅 [ JUNGKOOK ]:

Min yoongi (Suga): This man....This ing human...has caused so much trouble you don't even understand. His notions on which side he's on is confusing.

[Interview/Trans] “My name is, AgustD”… ‘SUGA’ to rap about the real Min Yoon-ki…

Kim Taehyung(V, Alien): A very happy boy. Wished to someday be an idol. He already thought about his stage name: V. Though he's been underestimated a lot, you don't the he does in bed only Jungkook knows.

V ( Taehyung )

J-Hope: Is single and prefers that it stays that way. He is always smiling and he loves making the other members happy as well. The only member who could follow Jin's orders without question.

J-Hope - BTS_Official weibo [150906] | btsdiary

Jimin: Always smiling and always desperate for love specifically from Yoongi from anyone. Is very small.

This day and these pictures of JIMIN in this sweater with his hair like this are one of my favorites ^^

 

SHINee: The Only Ones Who Actually Know What They're Doing on occassions

Onew: Leader of the group. Helps whoever calls wether it be good or bad, as long as there's a good pay. Is the reason why the "Onew Syndrome" means "When Noboy Listens". Has a deep and growing affection with fried chicken.

Onew♡japanese single sing your song☆

Key: A sassy diva who welcomes Baekhyun with open arms. Is Jonghyun's boyfriend and lazy. His specialty is basically reading people, knowing ,

[PHOTO] #Key #SHINee #bumkeyk instagram update - i love you guys!! 160602 - my little cutiepie:

Jonghyun: The only guy in SHINee who could pass on as a straight guy. Is Key's boyfriend and usually the one who gets injured in missions.

160517 SHINee Jonghyun - Anan Magazine May Issue

Taemin: The maknae and can be sassy as well. is currently angry at Minho for saying "This kid is tall for his age". Used to work beside Kai in the stripping industry.

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Minho: Can be quite vain at times. Is very flirty and stupid. Quarrels and flirts with taemin like they're ing married.

Hahaha... yes you are lol! xD:

Yoogeun: Is Minho's nephew, but he likes Key and Jonghyun better. Is the reason why SHINee is getting broke.

shinee hahaha! That episode was the best. He didn't really say that but he was thinking it..I'm sure ;):

Cutie YooGeun from SHINee's Hello Baby!

 

I used too much time to make the casting...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Foreword

Hey guys! This is my first story on Asianfanfics. . I won't be updating much, but there should be at least one update every 2 weeks. :-)

I get that ot12 is OT9 now, but OT12 are really fun to write and I still love the other 3 members so much.

I do not own EXO, BTS or SHINee (and I'm sure that it's better that it stays that way). They all belong to BigHit or SMTOWN.

Credit to my cousin who made the unnecassary casting list.

-Christine

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The next part will be released on January! I'm so happy some of you stayed ^.^

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Rukia_Uchiha #1
Chapter 22: Lol I cracked up at the previous chapter HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
CHANYEOL YOU LITTLE YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TAKEN ONLY THE UNDERWEARS AND THE DIARY
YOU SHOULD HAVE ING KIDNAPPED BAEKHYUN TOO YOU DUMB
BAEKHYUN LIKES YOU TOO
HE CALLED YOU (and I quote) AMAZING PIECE OF HOTNESS
YOU SHOULD JUST BANG EACH OTHER NOW
HAHAHAHAAHH
PLEASE UPDATE SOON AUTHORNIM~~~~
HWAITING~~~~~
KPOPBLIFE #2
Chapter 10: Bambang and jungkook!!! I'm dead!!XD
Thirsty_for_chanbaek #3
Hahahaha hilarious I love it! Please update author-nim❤️❤️
KPOPBLIFE #4
Chapter 8: Thus is too funny!!! XIUCHEN! XIUCHEN!! XIUCHEN!@
I never knew Chen could be THAT flaming gay! ♡♡♡
Hongbinoffical
#5
Chapter 4: its so cute i was laughing so much when they were calling chanyeol it hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha
Hongbinoffical
#6
Chapter 3: good job chanyeol good job *sighs* BOIIIIIIIIIIIII GET UR FACTS RIGHT