Hello there peoples of the internet that I've (probably ) never talked to before! This thing here is trash something I've pulled out of absolutely nowhere... honestly I've been running out of Exo crack to read so I was kind of just like 'Hey, what if I try writing some for a change?' I feel like I gotsa give back to the community, ya feel me?

Anyway, as mentioned in the description this is just something I wrote for fun, hopefully there will be a few other souls out there who might find this (at least somewhat) entertaining. BUT because school has started and I have to keep up with things like grades, band practice, etc. I might get a little busy. Not to say I won't try my hardest to update (I'll try to do it weekly), but please, bear with me. Other than that, I really hope you guys like this!

Some of Exo's personalities may be based off my weird friends

My sense of humour is trash I'm sorry

Kris/Yifan:

• Co-manager of FQSS (FarQuad Star Squad)
•  Fairly intelligent, but does a lot of dumb sometimes
• Was once an aspiring artist (that didn’t work out) and also an aspiring actor (that didn’t work out either)
• Major – Accounting

Junmyeon/Suho:

• Co-manager of FQSS (FarSquad Star Squad)
• Basically the glue of the group
• Actually responsible, over-enthusiastic, still clumsy
• Major - Business & Management

Kim Minseok/ Xiumin:

• Not as quiet as everyone thinks
• Is put in charge when the managers aren’t around
• Is only somewhat responsible to be honest
• Major – Psychology

Luhan:

• Pretty childish but still manages to get stuff down somehow
• Prankster
• Loves food
• Major – Phsysics

Lay/Yixing:

• A pretty chill person
• Looks a little distracted at times…
• BUT he’s actually taking notice of things others don’t – this often results in blackmail
• Major – Journalism

Baekhyun:

• Has been doing hapkido for years, yet no one seems to know…
• Sensible (but only sometimes)
• Straight up does random every now and then, to “spice up the FQSS headquarters, since they seem a little bland”.
• Major – Computer Engineering

Chen/Jongdae:

• Is also a prankster, often teams up with Luhan
• Avid meme lord ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Has a slight watermelon /obsession/ woops I meant passion
• Major – Neural Science

Chanyeol:        

• Loves composing and writing music
• Has developed the nickname ‘Tree’ because of his height
• He can be a bit…twitchy if he’s nervous /cue Baekhyun/
• Major – Computer Engineering

D.O/ Kyungsoo:

• Witty, his best defense against generic stupidity is his sarcasm which he uses often
• Normally gets to sit back and watch the other squad members make fools of themselves (he and Lay strike up some pretty hefty conversations about blackmailing)
• Actually a nice person, just likes to mess with people for a bit at first
• Major – Sociology

Tao:

• Does wushu but is still easily scared by small arachnids (better known as “terrifying mini spawns of Satan himself”)
• A guy with suave and an (extreme) interest in small, cute objects
• Is often stressed before there is even stress to stress about
• Major – English

Kai/Jongin:

• Spends an alarming amount of time talking about memes with Jongdae ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
• Dancing machine
• Has a fried chicken (?)  problem  situation
• Major – Computer Science

Sehun:

• Came out the womb with RBS (resting face syndrome)
• Often pokes fun or teases people as a way of showing his love
• Extremely dorky, but only really shows that side of him to his closest friends
• Major – Aerospace Engineer