(In)effective Seduction Techniques
Description
He raises an eyebrow, "So, you're trying to seduce me?"
"Exactly! I mean... absolutely not!"
"Next time you seduce someone, please remember that the pathetic younger brother in a sitcom doesn't get the girl."
Taehyung offers his crush a smile, "I won't need to remember. Because firstly, I'm not planning on seducing someone else. Secondly, if Jung Hoseok was a girl, then Alan Harper would no longer be single."
AKA the one AU where Taehyung thinks it's completely okay to plagiarize Alan Harper's lines from Two and A Half Men to impress his crush, Hoseok is completely impervious to stupid pick up lines and Yoongi's completely done with Taehyung trying to leave his lane.
Foreword
This story simply proves that I, Dhanshiri, am a completely hopeless VHope trash.
I don't even know how or when Yoongi into the equation, but what's new? He's been messing my life up since 1993 :)
So I'll just get straight to the warnings:
1. My sense of humor might make you want to jump off a cliff. If you're amused, you might want to reconsider your life choices. Just saying :)
2. So, apparently writing is my cursing outlet so you get the gist.
3. Our innocent Kim Taehyung might get suggestive at times, but yeah... the title says it all.
4. Attempt at romcom and fluff- my weakest genres since I'm trash and angsty af.
5. Inappropriate jokes, won't suggest it for young, innocent minds.
Beta read by Yangvee (Chapter 3- )
The trailer is made by:
Poster credit goes to Faint High light gfx shop.
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