FOLIE Á DOUZE
Description
Sehun loves Instagram and thinks Lu Han is nice. Tao loves Gucci and mooches off food. They’re best friends. Lu Han is a walking paradox who doesn’t know what he wants. Minseok doesn’t know if he’s Lu Han’s best friend or his number one enemy. Somehow Yifan ends up being in charge most of the time, and Junmyeon is going through a mid-life crisis at 22. They’re both embarrassing. Kyungsoo and Jongin hate love together. Chanyeol cannot shut up and Baekhyun loves the sound of his own voice. Jongdae loves to meddle and give unwanted opinion. Yixing just wants everyone to get along and maybe get a little drunk.
a ridiculous college au with too many love triangles and not enough studying.
(featuring: a lost cat, noraebang nights, a haunted house, and exo ot12).
Foreword
Hello, guys!
This is my first time posting here, but I thought I'd give it a go, cus I know there's quite an amazing community!
Anyway, I am simultaniously posting my chapters on AO3, if anyone's interested. I'll probably be upoloading every week!
And because I couldn't properly tag the pairings: kai/ksoo, chanyeol/baekhyun, xiumin/luhan, tao/sehun. and a smattering of one-sided parings and past relationships!
Thank you for reading!
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{excerpt, chapter IV}
“Eolguldo shabang, shabang,” Junmyeon croons from the tiny stage, “Mommaedo shabang, shabang. Modeungeosi shabang, shabang.” As he tries to dance along, the student union member loses his footing and almost trips onto the floor. Junmyeon either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care, because he keeps on shaking his shoulders to the beat and singing almost perfectly, just a few wobbly notes here and there. An amazing feat considering the size of Junmyeon and the amount of alcohol he has intaken.
Jongdae nearly spits out his drink from laughing too much. “He’s so embarrassing. Are you sure you’re filming this, Yeol?”
Chanyeol giggles, as much as a giant man can do so without being creepy, Jongdae thinks, “Obviously. This is golden blackmail, I swear.”
“Why does he even like trot so—” Baekhyun starts, but is interrupted by Junmyeon who has stepped down the stage, mic still in hand.
“C’mon everybody, sing!” he shouts and waves the microphone in front of Yixing who, by the looks of it, is not boding much better than Junmyeon.
It is perfectly clear Yixing doesn’t know the lyrics to the song, but that definitely doesn’t stop him from loudly mumbling in harmony into the microphone.
“That’s another shot!” Baekhyun shouts. He can hear a few grumbles but everyone still complies. Including Junmyeon, who steals a glass from Yifan and downs it on one gulp, then continues singing and spinning around the tables.
Baekhyun snorts into his drink and mumbles, “We’re getting so pissed.”
“Shabang!” Junmyeon finishes, up in the stage once again, and gives a dramatic bow.
Only Yixing is applauding enthusiastically while Yifan claps once, confused.
Maybe getting drunk in the middle of the week wasn't such a good idea.
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