FOLIE Á DOUZE

Description

Sehun loves Instagram and thinks Lu Han is nice. Tao loves Gucci and mooches off food. They’re best friends. Lu Han is a walking paradox who doesn’t know what he wants. Minseok doesn’t know if he’s Lu Han’s best friend or his number one enemy. Somehow Yifan ends up being in charge most of the time, and Junmyeon is going through a mid-life crisis at 22. They’re both embarrassing. Kyungsoo and Jongin hate love together. Chanyeol cannot shut up and Baekhyun loves the sound of his own voice. Jongdae loves to meddle and give unwanted opinion. Yixing just wants everyone to get along and maybe get a little drunk.

a ridiculous college au with too many love triangles and not enough studying.

(featuring: a lost cat, noraebang nights, a haunted house, and exo ot12).

Foreword

Hello, guys!

This is my first time posting here, but I thought I'd give it a go, cus I know there's quite an amazing community!

Anyway, I am simultaniously posting my chapters on AO3, if anyone's interested. I'll probably be upoloading every week!

And because I couldn't properly tag the pairings: kai/ksoo, chanyeol/baekhyun, xiumin/luhan, tao/sehun. and a smattering of one-sided parings and past relationships!

Thank you for reading!

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{excerpt, chapter IV}

Eolguldo shabang, shabang,” Junmyeon croons from the tiny stage, “Mommaedo shabang, shabang. Modeungeosi shabang, shabang.” As he tries to dance along, the student union member loses his footing and almost trips onto the floor. Junmyeon either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care, because he keeps on shaking his shoulders to the beat and singing almost perfectly, just a few wobbly notes here and there. An amazing feat considering the size of Junmyeon and the amount of alcohol he has intaken.

Jongdae nearly spits out his drink from laughing too much. “He’s so embarrassing. Are you sure you’re filming this, Yeol?”

Chanyeol giggles, as much as a giant man can do so without being creepy, Jongdae thinks, “Obviously. This is golden blackmail, I swear.”

“Why does he even like trot so—” Baekhyun starts, but is interrupted by Junmyeon who has stepped down the stage, mic still in hand.

“C’mon everybody, sing!” he shouts and waves the microphone in front of Yixing who, by the looks of it, is not boding much better than Junmyeon.

It is perfectly clear Yixing doesn’t know the lyrics to the song, but that definitely doesn’t stop him from loudly mumbling in harmony into the microphone.

“That’s another shot!” Baekhyun shouts. He can hear a few grumbles but everyone still complies. Including Junmyeon, who steals a glass from Yifan and downs it on one gulp, then continues singing and spinning around the tables.

Baekhyun snorts into his drink and mumbles, “We’re getting so pissed.”

Shabang!” Junmyeon finishes, up in the stage once again, and gives a dramatic bow.

Only Yixing is applauding enthusiastically while Yifan claps once, confused. 

Maybe getting drunk in the middle of the week wasn't such a good idea. 

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exotrashthethird
#1
Chapter 2: "probably" im
exotrashthethird
#2
Chapter 1: o tao
icytoes
27 streak #3
Chapter 6: Nyahaha, love the bickering.
Thank you for the update!
aarushic_18 #4
Chapter 5: I love this bwahahahahaaha
baekingyeolk
#5
Chapter 1: OMG I HAVE ALREADY READ THE FIRST CHAPTER AND ITS SO GOOD ALSJDUSIBGYU! U WRITE SO GOOD!
I had a constant smile on my face as i read this! I srsly love grumpy luhan and the overexcited taohun (THEY R SO CUTE WITH THEIR INSTAS OMG)
And the beagle line, I ING LOVE THEM TOO! U have made it so realistic, this is actually how exo would have been like if they had been normal college students.
(also i saw a hint of baekyeol, lemme die #chanbaektrash)
And i cant wait for kaisoo to meet up and for all of them to meet the BIG BABY aka Sehun (bless his crush on grumpy lu HAH)
BUT OMG XIUHAN HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS IM LOVING IT
Sorry my comment is all over the place but im so excited, i cant wait to read the rest :3
xiuminbae #6
Chapter 5: this was so much fun! I'm thinking back to exo showtime when they all entered that haunted house haha Tao is at least smart by not going inside and Jongdae is still thoughtful of the ghosts ~ I see some progress in the relationships ^-^ Yixing being a little is just hilarious, he got YiFan and Joonmyeon around this pinky finger haha He sure is Lucky~
dibsfortwo #7
Chapter 5: This was hilarious!!!!
Scarlet_Legionnaire #8
Chapter 5: Yes, Minseok is the sole authority and truth that's necessary in the group. He's so important that his coughs need to be italized and his words are the words of the supreme leader lol. Jongdae can be his right hand man because his sassiness can burn even the ghost lady's coldness. #MinseokforPresident2K16 #VicePresidentJongdae

That Kaisoo is so fluffy idk how to feel. I never know how to feel reading your bromance BECAUSE IT'S JUST EVERYTHING LIKE STARBUCK'S PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE (jk everyone knows peppermint mocha is the real shiz)

BUT WAIT WHY'S XIUHAN CP (CUTENESS POINTS) INCREASED DRASTICALLY IN THIS CHAPTER IS THIS REAL <3<3<3
Neoxxy #9
Chapter 5: This chapter was ing brilliant! I loved it.
Xiuhan melts my soul no matter what they do, they could sneeze and I'd still die.
This chapter invokes the memories of exo's haunted house episode and meeen, the feels.
Ug, Minseok is just so manly (am I the only one who thinks he's the manliest in the group?)
Enough rambling, I loved this and your writing is really good. Thanks for writing. Looking forward to future updates ^_^
KimHyunaTaeyeon #10
Chapter 5: Thanks for the update, i really enjoyed it!