I have this habit of writing out a few paragraphs of something, leaving it in my drafts for a long time thinking I'm going to expand on it, but never come back to it and by the time I do, I don't remember my original intentions. This is one of those instances. So here, let me tease all of you with this short peice (only 343 words) that I wrote almost two years ago and never did anything with. Nothing has been changed. It's exactly how I wrote it two years ago.