Namjoon arrived home and shout at his bestfriend's name. 

'' Min Yonggi!! '' 

'' what? '' suga replied. 

'' OH.MY.GOD.YOU.WONT.BELIEVE.WHAT.JUST.HAPPENED!! He..He..He arrrrgghhhhh!!!! '' while shaking suga's body. 

'' o kay. what is it? And please get off me. '' 

'' i..i..i was reading and and he..he smooch!! '' 

Suga's eyes are now wildly open. '' He smooch you!? ''

'' He wink! '' 

'' He smooch and make you wink? '' 

'' He flirt with me!! '' 

''oh my gosh, eww. '' 

''annndddd he asked me to date tomorrow at the very cafe!! '' Namjoon exclaimed. 

'' what?! '' 

'' why? '' 

'' WHAT!? ON EARTH DID YOU DO TODAY!? '' 

Namjoon ignore the question bacause even he don't know what he did today. So he proceed by changing the topic. '' So what sould i wear tomorrow? '' 

'' no, eww, seriously i NEED to see who is he. '' 

'' why? NO! He's a blondie! ''

'' wait.... i'm a blondie too..(?) ''

'' oh ya! He wears pink! '' 

Yoongi was just speechless, '' He smooch. He wink. He flirt. He's a blondie. He wears pink. I'm just... does he wear lipstick then? '' 

'' should i wear them then? '' Namjoon stupidly reply causing Suga to smack him with a thick book. '' What the is wrong with you!? '' 

'' isn't it obvious? I'm in love! ''

'' i... seriously need to go with you on the date tomorrow. ''

'' why?? no!!! '' 

'' what if he did something to you! '' 

'' like he is, by the way, why are you being so caring? you want to be my bodyguard tomorrow? '' 

'' I'd rather be a homosapien then being with you 24/7.. '' 

'' oh, that's sad- ''

'' maybe he's playing with you, i don't know ''

'' then should i play with him too? '' 

'' eww dude, it sounds so weird...ewww! '' 

''well, i don't mean it in a bad way, you with your dirty minded.. '' 

'' so what, i can still be a protective grandfather at times.'' 

'' ok then, so what should i wear ? 

'' now? a pyjamma? '' 

'' ewww that's dirtyy!! '' 

'' n.noo i mean hey it's 11, sleep time? '' 

'' with you? '' 

'' w..what! NO!! GO TO YOUR ROOM, RAS- KID! ''

Namjoon end up laughing. '' ok ok chill, i'm just kidding!! ''

'' oh gosh, this dude is killing me.. '' 

'' well what's for dinner? '' 

'' well, i can't let you cook.. '' 

'' maybe this time you will! '' 

'' no that's okay, i'm full. as much as i love you, i can't let you burn the house. '' 

'' ok, i'll cook! '' 

'' I DONT TRUST YOU! '' 

'' of course you do!! '' 

'' i fell like crying... '' 

 

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In the end, Namjoon cooked dinner and guess what? 

He took an hour to cut two onions. Suga got annoyed and asked him to stop although Namjoon seem pretty determine. He then stopped cooking and ordered pizza and chicken. Suga ate it deliciously while Namjoon is still dissapointed. Suga look at Namjoon and, '' Hey, eat that. '' 

'' i was about to cook you kimchijigae! '' 

'' that's gonna take more than days after seing you struggling. You can just cook for yur future boyfriend then. '' Suga said and it cheered Namjoon up after imagining what's gonna happen tomorrow. He squeled in joy. 

'' *sigh* i can't believe i'm your bestfriend... gosh this is so weird. '' Suga stated.