Cinderella Man
Description
Hiya! The name's Huang Zitao! And I'm about to describe my love story which is more or less like the Cinderella story that you guys have probably been read to when you were being tucked into bed by your mother.
Not.
It's actually like the totally ed up version. Like, really ed up. On a scale of one to ten of totally ed up, I'd say it would break the scale.
I mean, I live with my stepfather, Kim Joonmyeon (who is a total ), and two stepbrothers, Sehun (the most annoying brat), and Kai (a man who keeps trying to get in my pants). I was just a boy, or more like a slave, waiting for that silver lining, you know? And it finally came when we were invited to Prince Wu Yifan’s castle where a Rap competition was being held and the winner, if he also manages to wins the Prince’s heart, gets to marry him.
But life is a , you know? Especially when it sends you a Fairygodfather who is most probably the most defective Fairygodfather in the world who can’t perform magic for . I mean, who the hell travels in a carriage nowadays? It’s the twenty-first century for crying out loud!
"So... uhh.. Fairygodfather? You've done this sort of thing before, right?" I asked, nervously my suddenly dry lips. I really wasn't a fan of magic but hell, if this guy was capable of helping me escape from my miserable life, I didn't give a flying .
"What?" My Fairygodfather asked.
"You know, this sort of magic stuff?"
"Well, I have never come across a damsel in distress who wants to go to a damn Rap contest so bad, so no."
"Oh. Well, are you any good with magic?"
"Of course!" My Fairygodfather huffed. "Once I helped a boy called Jongdae who was created by a woodcarver and after many great... uh.. misadventures, I helped set his life right."
"Oh, like the story 'Pinocchio'. So, I'm guessing, that he became a real boy in the end?"
I was kind of afraid, really. I knew that Cinderella's life was not so bad as Pinocchio's, but God only knows what might happen if magic went wrong.
"Of course!"
I started to relax; may be this Fairygodfather really was my savior.
"But although his nose never grew everytime he lied after he became a boy, something must have gone wrong 'cause he kept getting massive boners and they just kinda... you know... kept getting bigger when he lies!"
just got real, people.
P.S. TBH, I don’t wanna tell this story, but this ty author is a persistent who won’t leave my alone.
Foreword
Hiya! I am the ty, persistent, of an author who just can't leave Zitao's alone... I mean, have you seen that? Who'd want to ever let go of that? *severe nosebleed*
Well, I hope you guys do enjoy it!
P.S. This story will be written in Zitao's POV as well as Author's POV.
©COPYRIGHTED DarkWolf22 2016
NO PLAGIARIZING.
NO DISTRIBUTING.
NO TRANSLATING.
Pairings : Taoris (main pairing) and Baekyeol (side pairing)
Warning : Lots of foul language.
Disclaimer : I do not own any of the characters in the following story. The following events are purely fictional. Any reference to similar events are not to be taken as an offence (although I'm pretty sure no one has been visited by a Fairygodfather or Fairygodmother, right? ....right...? O.o )
Footnotes : Again, use of foul language.
Disclaimer : It will be only one chapter but I didn't label it as a one-shot as I have to add a small prologue part.
And although there is no 'Ball' part... can I just spazz over how cute these two are???
ASDFGHJKL........ *severe nosebleed again*
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I Will Follow You Into The Dark : Byun Baekhyun is dead - as far as he knows. But Park Chanyeol seems to think otherwise. [Chanbaek/Baekyeol] [Angst, Romance] [Completed]
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It Takes Two : They say that with time, everything and anything that is meant to be, will be. They say that sometimes, you meet the right person at the wrong time in the wrong lifetime. Because they say that all good things come in paris of two, but not all good things are meant to be complete forever. [Chanbaek/ Baekyeol] [Angst, Romance] [Ongoing]
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