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Sehun: Have anyone of u seen Luhan ????

Sehun: i dont know where he is.

Suho: idk....why dont u call him?

Xiumin: i just got back from the gym

Sehun: he left his phone

Chen: i see some one has been keeping tabs on luhan hyung

Sehun: shut up pipsqueak

Chen: technically i cant. im typing and youre reading unless u always hear my voice coz its simply uh-mazing

Chen: and dont think u r getting away with calling your hyung pipsqueak

Chen: i know where luhan is but i guess now im not going to be telling u

Sehun: hyung im very sorry i promise i wont do it again

Kai: why is sehun apologizing?

D.O: apparently jongdae hyung knows wehre luhan hyung is but sehun called him a pipsqueak

Kai: oh...why does sehun want to know where luhan hyung is?

D.O: sehun why do u want to know where is?

Baekhyun: because hunhan is real DUH!!!

Baekhyun: and so is kaisoo

D.O: maybe hunhan is real but dont try to invole jongin and me

Baekhyun: excuse me??????

Baekhyun: kai asked u do kyungsoo n let me remind this is a group chat to ask sehun why he wants to know where luhan hyung is and he could have just asked sehun himself but he asked u. PROOF THAT KAISOO IS REAL

Kai: i was just talking to him

Sehun: do u know where luhan hyung is?

Baekhyun: yes u were just talking to him but u could have just talked with sehun too. u wanted to talk with him

Kai: but i was already talking to kyungsoo

Sehun: do u know where he is?

Baekhyun : who?

Sehun: LUHAN HYUNG!!!

Baekhyun: no i do not know where he is u desperately lovesick person. why feeling needy?

Sehun: no i just wanted to get bubble tea with him

Tao: we both can go for bubble tea

Sehun: i want to go with luhan hyung

Baekhyun: another proof that hunhan is real

Sehun: chen hyung please tell me where he is

Chen: i dont know where he is.

Sehun: u lied?

Chen : tao always lies to all of us about who his favourite hyung is to get what he wants so do u

Sehun: i dont

Suho: so tao u have been lying to your hyungs this entire time?

*Tao just went offline.

Kai: why do u want to get bubble tea with him so badly anyway?

Baekhyun: that little brat went offline

Chanyeol: because like bacon said hunhan is real.

Kai: and he's taller than u baekhyun hyung

Baekhyun: stop calling me bacon u giraffe.

Suho: me n Kris will have to talk to tao about lying to his elders

Sehun: yes u will have to because we youngsters are the future now will someone please tell me where luhan hyung is?

Chanyeol: im so sorry baekhyunnie its just that it sounds so cute on u

Chanyeol: oh n i think luhan hyung went out with kris hyung to get bubble tea

Sehun: WHAT???

Baekhyun: i know but foreigners usually pronounce it like that n i would never want u to be that

Kai: n u say me n kyungsoo r gay for each other

Chanyeol: we have bromance

Sehun: u guys have your bromance some other time why did he go out with kris for bubble tea?

Chanyeol: idk

Chanyeol: baekhyun do u want to go out for a movie?

Kai: hyung im hungry

Chen: then order or go out to get chicken

Chen: the delivery comes in less than 20 mins

Kai: i want to eat kyungsoo hyung's cooking

Sehun: but they hung out last night to watch epl

Chen: u should have just said 'kyungsoo hyung' then

Baekhyun: yeah theres this new action movie that just came out

Baekhyun: and i saw the trailer and it is like so good

Xiumin: sehun as the oldest to the youngest no one here cares

Kyungsoo: im in the kitchen cooking spaghetti

Sehun: when did u see them go out

Lay: what r u all talking about?

Suho: sehun wanted to know where luhan hyung was chanyeol told him he went out with kris so now our maknae here is angry

Chen: and bitter

Sehun im not angry or bitter im just a little....

Chen: disappointed?, sad?, feeling abandoned by your one and only hyung?~

Suho: baekyeol is planning on going to a movie n kaisoo will be eating together

Lay: oh

Kai: im coming to the kitchen

Sehun: at least im not burdened by the fact that the only people that i can go back to are camels in the desert

Lay: hyung what r the differences between a camel n unicorn?

Baekhyun: hyung im not sure if unicorns even exist

Chen : at least i have people to go back to u yeheting freak

Lay: what?

Suho: u werent supposed to tell him that

Baekhyun: sorry

Sehun: yeah n camels r people to u

Lay: u guys lied about the unicorns?

Chanyeol: baek im coming to your room lets dress up n go

Chen: u were the one who said n i quote "at least im not the one burdened by the fact that the only people i can go back to r people in the desert"

Lay: u guys r saying unicorns dont exist?

Xiumin: no we r not exactly saying that they dont exist

Sehun: u excepted it

Suho: what we r trying to say is that some people r not able to see them

Baekhyun: suho hyung we will be back after the movie ends

Lay: why?

Chen: do u guys know who luhan hyung always ask for fashion advice?

Suho: do u have enough money?

Xiumin: chen stop it the guys heartbroken

Suho: lay some people cannot see them because they do not believe in them

Sehun: am not

Chen: am yes

Lay: like jack frost?

Suho: yes like jack frost

Baekhyun: im not sure can i take your card?

Sehun: thats just what u think im taller n my opinion matters more

Lay: sehun-ah u r not making sense

Chen: sehun u dont make any sense even lays saying that

Chen: and i think my opinion should matter more since im older

Suho: its in my drawer try to come back soon we have a concert tomorrow u will need the rest

Lay: jongdae u r also not making any sense

Chanyeol: thankyou!!! bye bye~

Sehun: none of us make sense the whole world doesnt make sense its suppose to be hunhan not krishan i mean how did that name even come into existence????

Suho: son if it helps i support hunhan more

Lay: me too ^ ^

Sehun: THANK YOU!!!! finally someone is making sense

Chen: i dont know i mean kris is taller

Suho: chen stop it

Sehun: and i have a way better

Suho: ...

Lay: ...

Xiumin: ...

Chen: lmao

Chen: i am literally laughing too hard right now like ' i have a way better ' 

Chen: seriously that was the best u could come up with?

Xiumin: i think im going to go to the kitchen now

Suho: me too im a little hungry

Lay: me too

Chen: yeah im also going to the kitche to witness kaisoo cause apparently that the real deal in exo

Sehun: ARGHH !!! I HATE U U BETTER HIDE IM COMING TO GET U

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This was inspired from the picture on top.