It’s opening night for the Seoul EXO community school for troubled males. Or as the ‘troubled males’ liked to call it, the O school.

 

Why is it troubled you ask?

Well, a good 5% no 10% of the boys in this school are future juveniles, delinquents, criminals, so on. And then about, 80% you can say are homouals like me.

That other missing 10% are just gay tormenters.

 

This ‘troubled school’ is designed to prevent the ‘future generations of young men in South Korea’ to be homoual or in a jail cell. But really, it’s just a place for gay people to bond and hang out and maybe get into someone pants or too. Or like 60.

 

Anyway welcome back. I’m chennosaurs921 here with a special back-to-school vl-

 

“Jongdae can you put the freaking camera down.’’ And annoying voce called from the back. Yes, Chen was stuck in a car with his younger step brother.”

“Shut the f up JONGIN I’m filming.”

“Don’t call me that my name is Kai.”

“Whatever you call yourself won’t make your skin lighter.” Chen retorted then went back to the camera.

“This is my special back-to-school vlog. We are currently inside of a fifthly silver Range rover, getting ready for the opening party this stupid school always have. I am here with my brother-“

“Kai! And I’m adopted”

“Okay this poor little orphan we found on the streets, Jongin.”

“F you.”

Chen out the camera down. “Yo kid stop cursing I can’t to cut that stuff out and I don’t have much storage to keep t your filth mouth.”

“At least I don’t have a filth face, Chennosaur.”

“Go to heck, that’s where you belong you orphaned creature.” Chen stopped recording. He has to make another one or wait until he’s out of the car. “What’s taking mom and dad so long?”

“Call them dino face.” Kai snorted.

“You have the phone, beach, you call.”

“No can do. I am not going to use any more data. Plus, I’m on 16%.”

“Your shtting me. You can’t use data to call.”

“Yes you do.”

“Hurry up I think I need you use the bathroom.”

“Then get out of the car you doof. The freakin key is still on there.”

 Chen was about to exit the car until Kai ran up and lcoked the door.

“What. The.”

“No way in heck you’re going out when Do Kyungsoo is outside.” Kai mushed his head against the window and looked at the short and scary junior walked to the back of the car too take out suitcases.

“Look lover boy. I will run to the bathroom quickly he won’t notice you into the car.”

“Or, you can run your dino arse fast as you can while I go help him with his suitcases and he will fall in love with me. “Oh, such a brilliant plan Jongin. I wonder where you go that from.” Chen unlocked the door and ran out with his camera straight into the building, almost knocking down people as he was running the first floor bathroom.

 

Here I am, in the O school first floor bathroom, the definition of a dump yard. Dirty urinals, clogged toilets, the humble home of every filthy animal out there.

“Yo, who the f are you talking too.” Chen heard a voice cry.”

“Shut up!” he yelled, facing the camera.

Anyways,-

“Hold up beach. Did you just tell me too shut u? What do you think you a-.”

“Go dunk your head in those sht toilets pabo.” Chen groaned as he shut his camera and he exited the bathroom almost bumping into…..

 

Xiu LuHan.

 

“Sorry,sorry, joesonghabnida.” Chen bowed quickly and ran away back outside, where he saw his parents talking with Kyungsoo’s and his brother, well, trying to win Kyungsoo’s heart.