Jimin: Jungkook!! Dibs on Kookie!!

Tae: But.. but.......

Jungkook: We can all room together.... or is it only two to a room?

Jin: I'm the hyung and most handsome, I should get to make first pick.

Suga: As long as my roommate is quiet I'm okay.

RM: Then I can room with you...

BTS - RM: NO!!!

RM: What?

Jungkook: Hyung, there's no way to say this nicely....

Jimin: YOU SNORE SOOOOOO LOUDLY!!!!!

Tae: *imitating snoring*

RM: *slaps V's arm* I don't snore like that!!!

J-Hope: *cowars in the corner* ummmmmm.....

Jimin: I already called dibs on the maknae so *sticks out tongue*

Tae: That's not fair!!! *pouts*

Suga: Y'all need to stop yelling! It's giving me a headache... *plugs his earbuds in*

J-Hope: *yanks out earbuds* We need to resolve this!

Suga: *growls*

Jungkook: Can we all agree that RapMon-hyung gets his own room?

*Everyone - RM raises hands in agreement*

RM: *astonished expression*

Tae: It's only fair, hyung, to let everyone else sleep peacefully.

RM: But...

Jungkook: Nope. It's been decided.

Tae: *taking Kookie's statement the wrong way* Yay! That means we're roomies, right?

Jimin: JIN!!!! That's not fair!! Tell Taehyung that Kookie is MY roomate!!

Jin: Everyone! Stop! SHOUTING!!!

J-Hope: Hyung, you're not helping

*Everyone bursts into argument*

Manager-nim to Helper-noona: Do they know that there are enough rooms that they get their own room if they want?

Helper-noona to Manager-nim: Should we tell them?

Manager-nim to Helper-noona: ...... Nah. They'll figure it out.

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