A/N: PREPARE YOURSELF. LONG-ISH AUTHOR'S NOTE AHEAD.

First of all, if you don't know what "breaking the fourth wall" means, it's when a character knows that they're in a fictional situation, as Kyu so kindly displayed in this chapter.

Anyways, yeah, this update is super overdue. But maaaan, summer . It takes everything away from me! /cue sad violins So, I thought I'd have lots of free time, but it turns out...I don't. I spent over six straight hours working on this and my back hurts and I'd like to rest, but there are much too many things to talk about first.

I'd like to say that the third conversation's idea goes to cupcakeninjaa here on AFF. She pitched it to me in a comment and I thought it was BRILLIANT. So thanks, cupcakeninjaa!

Now, about EXO-Shidae...I didn't really incorporate them in here much because...I'm not a big fan. *gets pelted with rotten vegetables* I'm sorry, but that's the truth. I was also running late and I wanted to get this up REALLY quick, as quick as possible. In the future, I may do an EXO-Shidae chapter, but that's if there's enough people who want it.

This chapter has a whopping SIXTEEN guest stars, all users here on AFF. I'm way too exhausted to link 'em all, but here are those users, in no particular order:

1. T-exoticblackjack as Taylor

2. sicalove93 as Tiffany

3. ShiroiParadise as Mizuki

4. dcyseokyu as Deasy.

5. Assumptions as Kyonnie

6. Cinuluulu as Cindy

7. OoLookAKitty as Ashley

8. ll0vex3_her as Young Ji

9. OnceUponATaem as Nemo

10. sweetieheart2 as Vivian

11. HyoKey29 as Kim KiHya

12. nikatsu as Nikka

13. nikkayyheyy as Kim Nikki

14. inmyownworld as inmyownworld

15. SimJangSsi as SimJangSsi

16. (Special Guest) PurpleWildcat2010 as PurpleWildcat2010

I hope it's okay if I used stock icons for some of you! And sorry if there wasn't a certain pairing in here that you wanted to see. I can't fulfill EVERYBODY's requests. This chapter itself was so hard to make and...I'm not wholly pleased with it. I hope you guys are, though! Your satisfaction is what means the most to me. :) Truthfully, I about four conversation "ideas", if you may, because I had no idea how to work them.

I hope seven is still okay? ><

What else to say...

Oh! If anyone has any fantastic ideas, shoot 'em in a comment and you may see them appear in future chapters! I'd mention you in this A/N, of course. I think that's it. Thanks for subscribing, commenting, supporting, loving, and most importantly, LAUGHING! I'm glad so many of you can find humor in this. That's what it's all for! I apologize if this chapter doesn't make you guys laugh as much. I seriously couldn't think of like...funny material. So, I'm really sorry, guys, if this is a disappointment. But hey, there's always next chapter!

Till next update! (Whenever the hell that is just kidding~)

Spoiler: Kangin is coming back next chapter. :')

Also: If there are mistakes, no need to point them out as I cannot fix them and I am tired. XD