[Bathroom]

I quickly close the door of the bathroom and face the mirror

Oh no,

my face is bright red.  I can see a few beads of sweat starting to form on my forehead.  My blood is rushing through my veins, my heart beats loudly.

Jiyong!  What the Hell are you thinking of?!?  Get the image of her in a bikini out of your head right now!  Think of . . . puppies!   Yes! Puppies! Puppies puppies puppies.  In bikinis.  . . . ?!  WHAT.  NO.  THAT IS WRONG.  OH SO WRONG.  Stop it Jiyong!  Think of normal puppies okay?!  Normal puppies don’t wear clothes.  They are . . . . . .  I mean . . . !!  STOP.  NORMAL PUPPIES.  NORMAL PUPPIES.  THAT PEOPLE HAVE FOR PETS.  NORMAL, SOFT, AND CUDDLY PUPPIES.  Yes, yes!  Okay!   Soft and cuddly puppies!  Yup, puppies as pets.  Alliteration.  Puppies.  Adorable puppies that are soft and cute.  Yup.  Mm . . . I want a puppy.  They truly are very soft and soo cute . . . like her.  Soft and cuddly . . . and relaxing like her massages would be . . . with our bodies oily and . .  Oh god.

I feel my face and body start to burn up once again.

Calm down!  No!  Women are not to be used as ual objects to fantasize over!  Even though they probably do that too . . still!  At least . . . not now!  Gah!  Okay, okay.  Get your head on straight Jiyong!  Yes, she is super cute and yes, she wouldlook super hot in a bikini . . .

Gulp.

But no!  You have to stop thinking about this!  YOU MUST CLEAN YOUR MIND!  She’s just some random girl you met that you will never see again.  And it’s not like anything is going to happen anyways . . .

[Living Room]

I’m sitting stiffly on the couch.

Well . . . this is awkward.  Oh well, I guess this is better, waiting for my mom by myself.  Please stay in the washroom longer.  Wait, no, don’t stay in there for the whole time, that would be weird.  Speaking of weird, this boy is really weird . . . this whole situation is weird actually.  Oh well . . .

[Bathroom]

I rinse my face with cold water for the last time, and look up to see that my face is back to its normal colour and temperature.

Okay Jiyong, you are now cool, calm, and collected.  Just keep thinking about them puppies.  Them normal puppies.

[Living Room]

I wonder if I can watch some T.V..  No; that would be rude.  I don’t think any music stations are on right now anyways.  Get down, get down, ge-ge-ge-ge-get down . . . Ahh . . . that song keeps randomly popping into my head.  WARRIOR!  HUH!  Digidigidum digidigidum . . . Oh my gosh Zelo!  You are so cute!  But so young!  Waeee?!  Man.  I never thought I’d become a noona fan.  Dangit Zelo, you have made your ___ noona into a pedo.  Now I’m like my mother.

I sigh heavily

BOOM SHAKA LAKA

. . . AHHH!  BIG BANG’S BACK.  THE KINGS ARE BACK.  YES YES YES.

  A world tour too!!!!  I swear, I am going to tour the world with them, following their bus or plane or ship or hovercraft to every stop!  Or not . . . that’s a little creepy.  Don’t be a saesang “fan.”

I’m singing my bluuuues ~ paran nunmure, paran seulpeume gildeullyeojyeo.

Man, I would soo start spazzing out like crazy right now, just from thinking about Big Bang.  If only I wasn’t at some random person’s house.

CATCH ME ON FIREEE.  GD, I love how you sing that part!  Taeyang!  I love how you scream “WOW”.  TOP.  I swear, you can pull off any hair colour and style!  Seungri!  You truly are a man now!  Please continue with the way you sing “Mama, just let me be your lover”.  And Daesung . . . oh Daesung, I am so glad that you’re back and well.  BIG BANG IS GOING TO OWN YOU ALL.  AND THEY’RE GOING TO WIN ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL AWARD.  BWAHAHAHA.  VIP FOR LIFE.

I’m smiling widely.

Oh shoot, you’re not at home ___.  You cannot go all crazy fangirl.  You are a guest in “Jungsoo’s” house.  Heh, good thing he’s in the bathroom right now, or he’d see my smiling like an idiot . . .

Speaking of which, he’s been in there for a while now . . .  What if something’s wrong with him?  Oh!  Or what if he’s prepping himself for !  Kay ew ___ , that’s gross.  I thought we settled this already, he’s not a .  He would’ve done something by now anyways.  . . . Eww!  Not that I want him to though!  Ah, anyways, I should probably check on him.

I get up from the couch and walk over to the door of the bathroom.  I hesitate for a bit, trying hard to listen to any sounds coming from inside.

Hm, I don’t hear anything, not even sounds of . . . things – ahem – dropping . . . into water.  So he doesn’t have a stomach ache . . . I hope nothing is wrong.

Reluctantly, I knock on the door quietly.  There’s no reply.

Not this again.

I knock on the door again, harder.  Still no reply.

Why must he do thiiiisssss??

I decide to use my voice instead.  “Hey, are you okay in there?  Is there something wrong?”

No answer.

“Do you need some help?  Maybe some medication?  Should I call the hospital?”

No answer.

Oh no, hopefully he hasn’t fainted or anything like that.  Please no, please.  I have to call an ambulance!

I quickly make my way towards the phone on the coffee table.

Should I make sure he’s in a stable condition first?  Maybe he’s in shock!  What were the shock positions?  Uggh, this is why I need to actually remember what I learn in school!  Especially first aid things!  How about CPR?  30 s right?  And to check if they’re choking on something . . put their head sideways?  I think?  Gaah!

I grab the phone off the table and run back to the door.

Okay ___ , we need to get this door open first!  Maybe he’s just fallen asleep!  No!  How is that even possible?!  ___ stop being an idiot!  Ahh!  Just open the door!

I back up against the wall opposite of the door, ready to put all my strength into opening it.  My muscles tense.

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Why is the spacing all different now.  Or is it the same ... I can't tell.  Grrrrrr.

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