#SorryNotSorry

Teh story of how Oppa and I fell in luv!1!111!1!!!1

Omo annyeong ^___^ I’m anon-unnie and I absolutely sarang ㅎ__ㅎ kpop <3 and my fav is Exo!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the most DAEBAK day of my life when I met my hot husband Sehun !! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KYEOPTA IN PERSON!!! Supa kyeopta !!!!!!!! ^________________________^
When I walked onto Seoul street ㅠ____ㅠ I looked up and saw…SEHUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!! !ANNYEONGHASEYO!  OMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA GWIYOMI SEHUN-OPPA!!!!!” I yelled ♥____♥ then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [ㅇ.ㅇ;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *ㅁ* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pepero shop ㅇ_ㅇ and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE KIMCHI!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some pabo fat watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ ㅠ___________ㅜ;;;; OMO I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ㅅㅁㅅ) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BYUNTAE PABO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH CHANYEOL CAUSE SEHUN-OPPA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Sehun held me close ;; and said he would only ever sarang me and kissed me again!!!!!!! *∀* (O)/ then we went to his dorm and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became Kpop idols!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kyaaaaa!!! (^ ﹏﹏﹏ <) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

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manlyteabubbles #1
Chapter 1: omo kekekkeek authornim unnie I really sarang this fanfic it's so daebak kekekeke because sehun oppa is neomu kyeopta in this fic kekekkeke

no but rlly this is beautiful and it needs to be upvoted and loved
park-jiminnie
#2
Chapter 1: i'm crying, i swear i've seen all those tropes and cliches used before (ESPECIALLY THE ING COMIC SANS AND EMOJIS OH MY LORD KILL ME). the only things i think you're missing are the author notes in the middle of the story (don't forget the XD faces)
Memorize
#3
Chapter 1: kekeke update soon XDDD can't wait for the next chappie :D

>///< hyAAAHH i can't believe that sehun sarang anon-unnie keke