Be Careful What You Wish For

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Wait….

 

Wait!!!!!!!!!!! This wasn’t –

 

With the loud squelch of a plunger, Sehun suctioned his lips off of Tao’s, abruptly pulling away, his eyes widening in horror.

 

‘…..hrg?’

 

‘NO!!!!’

 

Moving reflexively, even before he’d thought it through, his hand swung out – his palm slicing through the air like it was cleaving the very sunlight in two, before, with a sharp note that echoed ominously on and on, reverberating through the room – he slapped Tao’s cheek.

 

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‘……-‘

‘No!! Stay away!!!’ Having scrambled at the speed of light off of him and all the way to the other end of the room; scooting backwards till the wall pressed against his back, Sehun scowled across at Tao. Defensively, he tried to darken his features as the demon sat up, drawing his eyebrows as gloomily together as possible – putting even more effort into it as, out of nowhere, sparks fizzed out into the air around the demon as a red handprint, the perfect measure of Sehun’s, blossomed out over his cheek.

………………. ………………. !! Sehun’s arms involuntarily themselves out in front of him like he was trying to ward off the phantom, flailing desperately  even with the expanse of floor between them. ‘Stay away!!! Don’t touchme – I TOLDyouwe’re – we’re not – you – ‘

But Tao wasn’t paying the slightest attention to a single word out of the whole torrent gushing frantically out of his apparently totally uncontrollable mouth – too shocked to even breathe, he gaped at Sehun, his jaw hanging open a foot; the sparks, little bursts of flames like flints being struck all about him, sparkling through the air about the Fire Demon…. steadily growing larger, like his surprise was slowly recognizing the outrage that the situation called for - The outrage, that, were it fully realised, would probably take the whole house up in flames…..

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 ‘You!!!! I – TOLD – we weren’t – advantage – I didn’t – ‘  !!! – he couldn’t – he was spluttering, he wasn’t making any sense, he knew that already but –  – he hadn’t totally had NOT meant to hit him!! For ’s sake calm down – t  how the do I do that he’s going to literally explode!!!!!!!!!!!

But….

 

Huh!!?????????????

 

The sparks….

They’re… going down!!!????

The dark miasma fading…. –

 

‘…Heh….’ Slowly, shaking his head, Tao pushed his hand into his hair, rubbing it, softly laughing, as though acknowledging a..defeat… before letting his fingertips trail down to his angry, bee-stung cheek, gingerly prodding in..

his head angled to one side, an eye screwed up…. –

 

grinning…..!!??

 

‘Ahhh……. Hunhun’s so cute, ne….~~’ like he was speaking to himself, Tao shook his head again, smiling a bit… His arm slowly dropping down as he looked back at Sehun…

 

‘….ah….’  It blasted what little thought was left in his mind right out, that look – the way his eyes had locked onto his, so tenderly, so…so handsome, so utterly debonairsomehow… making Sehun think of princes and capes and waltzes in the moonlight, while fragrant petals twirled down on them… - ‘ah!!’ !!!!!!!!!! What the KK what am I thinking at a time like thi-  

His gasp fell on deaf ears – too taken up just looking at him, Tao’s hand fluttered up again, to Sehun’s rising bewilderment, he was saluting him. ‘Aaahhh-ahh….I kinda..get it now, ne…. ‘

‘..whra…whraum?!’

 

Seductively, languorously, rolling each syllable about on his tongue to wash them down in the lingering aftertaste of Sehun’s lips, Tao answered his squawk. ‘the whole…. Thing..with you, it’s just too irresistible, Hunhun~~’

‘….WHAT?’

‘….I’m right, aren’t I~’

Carefully, Sehun tried to slow down his breathing, gingerly calming his voice and narrowing his eyes at the damn demon across the room, who suddenly seemed – as odd as it was – older and well…more… More… somehow.  More good looking, more y, more together and in control and overall, just so much more…… frightening.‘…What are you right about, Tao?’

‘it’s the whole…well...  thing, isn’t it? The way you… keep running away, the way you get so nervous, and… and….’ Demonstratively, he pointed a finger at his still-red cheek, the nail seeming to have grown another inch thanks to the crazy mix of whatever hell hormones he was riding. ‘it’s coz you’re innocent. You’re so damn shy…and frightened, like a little bunny rabbit-puppy it’s just…. Incredibly… it’s like, so totally….. Hell.… ‘ Tao chuckled gloatingly to himself again. ‘It’s waayy too cute, human.’

Suddenly, he snapped up, his eyes flashing to fiery pinpricks that held Sehun’s, trapping him in the depths of a volcano too hot to exist on earth. ‘And when I think..’ His voice was unlike anything Sehun had heard before either – like sheets of dark fire, burning ice that threatened to blister his skin off. ‘You’ve never, never ever… been with anyone before… you’ve never had anyone kiss you all over, or hold you just right….that you’re …..totally…. untouched

 cept… by…

 

me.

 

, I – I…… I really want you, Sehun.’

 

 

‘………. ………………’ wordlessly – kinda way past words at this point – Sehun opened and closed his mouth emptily – it was..

It hadn’t –

He –

. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It had just been a statement that last – he’d just – it wasn’t a whine, or a threat or an order or.. ‘I want you’ - or anything, it was a just a ’I want you’ ing statement, a total utter..’I want you’  irrefutable fact just .. just dripping in ing matter of fact  factness

He wants me..

He wants me

 

He WANTS me

 

Of course they’d – well, fooled around and stuff, and obviously by now Sehun had a pretty good idea of just how natural and loose and easy the demon’s philosophy regarding..well.. anything of a bedroom nature was, and sure, if he thought about it, he knew he wasn’t unattracted to him… but…. But… ‘I want you’

I want you… I want you – there wasn’t the slightest room for misunderstanding those three words, the way he’d said it.. not even a tiny sliver to manoeuvre, it was just…..

 

it felt like his heart was gonna pound right out of his chest!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Slowly, a frown creased Tao’s brows, like a thunder cloud drifting across the horizon on a sluggish, yet steady wind, as the seconds passed and Sehun still sat speechless against the far wall – not speaking to him, not answering, just.. doing the open/close mouth-breathing thing like those water-things at the ackqwarium he’d taken him to last week.

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‘Ah!!!’  Straightening up, the demon rose to his knees, leaning in Sehun’s general direction, his tail waving about as he explained helpfully. ‘Hunnie, when I said I want you, I meant, I want to have se-‘

‘I KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ Panicked, Sehun spluttered out, quickly cutting him off –  if he actually said it, the one whose gonna explode and take this house up in flames will be me!!

‘Oh, ehehe, ya wanna do it here on the floor, then? Hunnie, the first time, the bed would be better, right, it’s – ‘

‘NrghO-  Nskjsdjfk – NO!! Nott- you – SHUTUP!!!

‘….huh?’

‘You – I – NO! No – we’re not -  ‘

 

 

 

‘…………… …………………. …………….oh!!!! Oh of course!’  Sunbursts lit across the room as Tao grinned suddenly – his eyes crinkling shut, his head – and tail – bobbing up and down in agreement. ‘It’s coz of this, ne~ You’d be happier if I….. ‘

 

 

As his voice trailed away, he leant forward again, deeper this time, placing his palms on the floor like a cat, so he was on all fours. Gliding like satin, his other palm pushed forward, and he took another step towards Sehun – just as his hair, always rather tarzan-esque, lengthened somehow. Inky black, so glossy it was almost shimmering on its own, the rich silk curled about his ears that still pricked up, before falling thickly to his shoulders and down his arms.. Deliberately, his hand grazed across the floor, and his knee followed suit as he crept closer – his , bobbing in the air suddenly becoming rounder.. fleshier and.. well…juicy…

‘…Mmhmm..’ smiling sharp-toothed, he – only no longer, well.. ‘he’- looked up at Sehun – preternaturally long eyelashes clinging and mingling with each other as he peeped up at him, eyes still burning red, but now out of longer almond clefts, glittering against soft plump mounds of cheek. That long canine slid out as usual as he smirked ily, only it was pinging on such a suddenly succulently swollen lip, Sehun felt his mouth dry up to sandpaper just at the glance…

Another step….

His – her?- hands as they padded along the floor became more slender with each inch.. the nails tapering…

His clothes stretching tight and close, barely enclosing that .. those muscular thighs, softer now..

Another step…

As he moved up closer, he had all his weight balanced on his palms and knees, so his stiff, straightened upper arms almost crossed in front  - almost, but not quite, just enough so that his shirt – the neckline deepening and dipping with each breath – fell even lower, his k – cleavage!!! – skin rose up in perfect globes, soft and glisteningly matt skin, bronzed and beautiful; the flesh looking so soft, the hillocks so firm and big.. bulging gorgeously…

Another step………….

A faint trace of something flowery..seeping through the air to Sehun…

 

‘You’d like it better if I looked like this, right?’
He hadn’t gotten the voice quite right yet – sure, it was totally female, to suit the rest of him [no, her - ?? – ] yet it was still just that slightest bit husky.. that well.. That voice on this utterly drop dead gorgeous hottie who was bare paces away from him was so damn ing y it was all Sehun could do not to ing explode.
She – he – was light years away from anything he had ever seen, not on TV or magazines or anything - , it was probably not even humanly possible for a girl this hot to exist!! It had to be stupid Demon magic, this was…ing… this was.. just…  It was like every single line and inch and angle on her was supernaturally – almost ing godlike  - designed for..well… !! Yeah, like..just.. some ancient, overwhelmingly powerful fertility goddess come to life or something, so there was no one on earth who could resist; and hips and thighs, collar bones and wrists and fingers and red lips and curly eyelashes and long, raven black hair that poured down like ink…

The combination so potent, Sehun could only gurgle in reply, just hoping he wasn’t blowing bubbles of spit - but only in the vaguest sort of way, he was waaayyy beyond caring, or even thinking anything coherent at all right then –

 

‘Hunnie~~~’ Tao – or Tao-ella or whatever that was, purred, coaxingly and oh so ing seductively. ‘Hunnie~~~ don’t you like this~~’

 

‘….grhulss – ‘

 

 

When….

 

Right then –

 

BANG!!!
With a loud crash, Sehun’s bedroom door flung open, a blast of cold air gusting through the stagnant heatwaves that filled the room. ‘Sehun!! I’m going to work, there are some cookies on….’

Slowly, Sehun’s mom stopped short.. hanging open, a glazed expression setting into her eyes as she stared right at Tao…

Or what used to be Tao – a skimpily clad bombshell, one hundred and ing ten percent female, sitting on her knees as she pulled back to gape at the interruption; glistening lips parted, sooty eyelashes curling in a question mimicked by those prickling cat ears and spiky tail, shirt dropping off low enough to reveal a wisp of black lace that didn’t even begin to cover or confine those heavy, full s….

 

 

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A supernaturally hot, incredibly female, demonic pin-up kitten……

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On the floor…..

 

Of……….

 

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……………………………….. her son’s bedroom…………………….

 

 

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Taohun6988 #1
Chapter 20: I normally hate the gender swaps but in this story it works. I can’t wait for the next update especially since Sehun is all jealous and the guys are being extra as hell to gain her attention lol
Taohun6988 #2
Chapter 11: I knew it!
Taohun6988 #3
Chapter 8: Them annoying each other is my new thing lol. Sehun wish has to be maybe finding someone to fall in love with or ual? Their dynamic is so cute though that I keep forgetting Tao is demon lol. I
Taohun6988 #4
Chapter 4: Tao as a demon annoying Sehun is what I live for but seriously, what the heck did he wish for lol
mylovelytaohun #5
Chapter 20: Waahh author nim..i reread again from chapter 1 until chapter 20 straight..and the story become more interesting..please update soon author nim..the next chapter will be very interesting^^
pandapo13569
#6
Chapter 20: woah! finaly an update!! and it was so so so funny i just laughed through the whole chapter! thank you, Author ♥ it seems like there will be some jealous Sehun in the next chapter *eagerly anticipates*
looking forward to what is next! ^^
mylovelytaohun #7
Chapter 7: Omg author nim..i really wish there's the next button in the end of the chapter..you really make me falling for this story and always want more..so please update ASAP^^
Readerwriter #8
Chapter 7: The part with Kris and Tao was hilarious! Poor Kris.
pandapo13569
#9
Chapter 5: gyahagahahshshfg i totally inlove with this story! they're both so funny and cute, i can't help but grinning like idiot all the time i'm reading new chapter! thank you a lot, Author ♡
mylovelytaohun #10
Chapter 5: star!..hahahaha..the way you could get sehunnie is by being yourself taotao..hehe..oohh i wish you update more chapter author-nim..update soooonnn..cant wait for the next and the next aaanndd the next chapters..kkkkk