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Drunk Taeyeon

This is a story about how Jessica and Taeyeon first met.

Here’s a very cliché background story to get you started; Taeyeon is a university nerd who dates her books. She has never had a boyfriend (or girlfriend) since birth, has never attended a party (children birthday parties do not count), doesn’t drink, smoke, take drugs or do any of those sinful acts people her age are doing. You could say our dear Taeyeon is a saint.

However, that was all going to change. Her roommate, Hwang Tiffany, had been invited to a birthday party. Said birthday party was for none other than Miss Popular at their university, Son Seungwan Wendy. Knowing how uptight her roommate is and how she leads such a mundane life, Tiffany figured a little break from her books would do her roommate some good.

Do her some good it did.

 

*

 

Taeyeon was standing in a corner right next to where the bottles of alcoholic drinks and this giant bowl of gummy bears were placed. Tiffany had told her to enjoy herself after introducing her to Wendy and her girlfriend, Seulgi. But being the awkward turtle she is, she decided maybe staying by the drinks would be a safe choice than stand awkwardly in the middle of the living room that has been transformed into a dance floor.

“Wow Taeyeon. First time seeing you at a party.” Sunny, Taeyeon’s friend from high school teased.

“Tiffany kinda dragged me out of my room.” Taeyeon explained.

“Didn’t know you were a fan of Harry Potter.”

Taeyeon looked down at her shirt, finally realizing that she was wearing a shirt that said, “Expecto Patronumunderneath her plaid shirt. She didn’t have the time to change since Tiffany practically dragged her out of her room as soon as she yelled that there was a party tonight. Feeling embarrassed, she quickly buttoned her shirt up. Sunny giggled.

“No need to be shy about it.” Sunny leaned in closer and whispered into Taeyeon’s ear, “The muggles don’t understand but some of us do.”

“Right,” Taeyeon cleared ; suddenly feeling her cheeks heat up. “Umm, I’m gonna, um, I’m gonna get a drink.”

“Here, I got this for you.” Sunny offered her a red plastic cup. The drink in the cup was a nice shade of pink. Trusting her friend wouldn’t spike her drink; the Harry Potter fan took a sip of the drink. It tasted weird but sweet and being the sweet tooth she is, she took a big gulp of it, emptying the cup.

“There we go. Now let loose and enjoy the party.”

“What was that drink?” Taeyeon asked wanting to get more of it.

“Uhh, it’s fruit punch! Yeah fruit punch. Nothing weird about it.” Sunny nervously chuckled. Taeyeon didn’t find it weird either so she asked if she could get more of it to which Sunny quickly agreed and ran off to get more of said fruit punch.

Taeyeon was back to being alone again. A few of the guests helped themselves to the gummy bears that she was standing next to. Armed with a cup and a spoon, they scooped the gummy bears into the cup. Curious, Taeyeon did the same and tried some of the gummy bears.

Similarly to the fruit punch, it tasted sweet but had a certain after taste that she couldn’t describe. It kinda tasted like hand sanitizer (not that she knew what hand sanitizer tasted like ha.ha.ha) but it sort of burned .

“Is that really you, Kim Taeyeon?” She heard a voice asked. She turned around only to be met with Kwon Yuri, vice-captain of her university’s swimming team and her girlfriend, Im Yoona, goddess of the university.

“OH MY GOD IT IS YOU!!” Yuri shrieked and before Taeyeon could even respond, she was pulled in for a tight hug. After choking out a ‘can’t breathe’, Yuri finally let go.

“You finally came out of that room of yours! Tiffany is always whining about how you’re never out and how she doesn’t have anyone to go home with after attending parties.” Yoona explained while Yuri pats her back.

“Woah. Someone’s being a little daring tonight.” Yuri winked when she saw the cup in Taeyeon’s hand is half filled with gummy bears. The latter however didn’t quite understand the subtle hint but merely smiled awkwardly and bobbed her head a little, agreeing with whatever her friend had just said.

“Babe, I’m hungry.” Yoona pouted while pointing to the table filled with pizza.

“Alright, gotta feed the shikshin. We’ll see you later, Taeyeon!”

 

*

 

It was close to 1 am and that means Taeyeon has survived the first hour and a half of being at a party. Instead of standing next to the bowl of gummy bears, Taeyeon was now sitting on a couch, munching on those gummy bears and she had a cup of fruit punch by her side. She didn’t realize how much of those gummy bears have she been eating but she did remember that this is probably her 3rd cup of the fruit punch.

Oddly, she didn’t feel the need to go to the toilet yet. She does however start to feel a little giddy. She couldn’t explain it but she felt like the world was spinning a little and everything seems to be in slow motion.

“Hey buddy.” Taeyeon turned to her right to see Yuri sitting next to her; shortly her friend’s arm was on her shoulder. “I would like you to meet a friend of mine. She’s a new student at our school.”

Taeyeon leaned slightly forward to look at the friend Yuri had mentioned but almost fell forward when she leaned forward a little too much.

Yuri quickly pulled Taeyeon up before chuckling, “Whooa. Slow down there tiger.”

“Taeyeon, this is Sooyeon. Sooyeon, this is Taeyeon.” Yuri introduced the two. Taeyeon bowed her head a little whereas Sooyeon held out her hand. Seeing that the stranger was asking for a handshake, Taeyeon too held out her hand, only to hit Yuri in the stomach. Yuri groaned in pain but nodded her head when Sooyeon asked if she was ok.

“Ok you two have fun, alright? I need to keep an eye on Yoona before she eats everything on that table.” Yuri smiled but winced a little when she stood up, her hand still covering her stomach.

“So Taeyeon, I heard it’s your first time at a party?” Sooyeon asked, trying to break the ice.

“Yeaaaah. Pink Pig dragged me out and tadaaaah,” Taeyeon waved her arm a little, “Here I am.”

“It’s my first time attending a party in Korea too.”

“Oh? Sooyeon isn’t from here?”

“Yeah. I’m from California.”

Taeyeon suddenly stood up, almost spilling her cup of gummy bears, “CALIFORNIA GURLS WE’RE UNFORGETTABLE! DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP!!”

Sooyeon couldn’t help but laugh at Taeyeon’s sudden singing outburst. Seeing as the drunk girl wasn’t going to sit down, Sooyeon gently pulled the girl’s arm. Taeyeon could only giggle when she fell back on to the couch.

“Soooo,” For a moment Sooyeon thought her newfound friend was calling her, “Do you have an English name?”

“Yeah. I do. It’s Jessica.”

“Jeshka?”

“Je.C.Kah” Sooyeon tried to help Taeyeon in pronouncing her name.

“Jeshka.”

Jessica chuckled, first the sudden singing and now her English name has magically changed to Jeshka. “Is someone a little drunk?”

“Whose drunk? You?”

“No silly. I’m talking about you.”

“Psh. I didn’t even drink. I only drank some fruit punch and this,” she shoved a spoonful of gummy bears into , “gummy bears”. Taeyeon managed to say with full of gummy bears.

Jessica’s left eyebrow was raised. “You do realize those gummy bears were soaked in vodka, right?”

“Whaaaaat?”

Jessica wasn’t sure if her newfound companion was unsure about the gummy bears being soaked in vodka or was she too drunk to comprehend the statement. Seeing as Taeyeon was now shoving another spoonful of gummy bears into , Jessica couldn’t help but worry.

“Ok Taeyeon, you need to slow down there.”

“What’s your name Sooyeon?”

“Um, Jung Sooyeon?

“No. Your other name”

“Jessica?”

“JESSICA?? WHY DID YOU LEAVE GIRLS’ GENERATION???”

“What????”

“WHY DID YOU LEAVE GIRLS’ GENERATION? WAS TIFFANY BEING MEAN TO YOU? ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED ALREADY? I MISS YOU SICA-YAH!!” Taeyeon threw her arms onto Jessica, bringing the latter in for a hug.

“I’m not,” Jessica gasped, out of breath because of the tight hug, “that Jessica.”

 

*

 

It’s now 2 am and Jessica was exhausted. She had just finished unpacking when Yuri had texted her about the party. Not wanting to seem like a party pooper, she decided to attend the party (but in all honesty, it was partly because she needed some alcohol to knock herself out).

Feeling a weight on her shoulder, she turned her head to see Taeyeon already falling asleep and using her shoulder as a pillow. She muttered a “finally” under her breath. Jessica had been trying to convince Taeyeon that she wasn’t the Jessica from Girls’ Generation. Sadly, her new friend didn’t believe her and started to binge eat the gummy bears. Which of course led to her being wasted and horribly drunk.

 With a sigh, she decided it was time to go home.

“Taeyeon?” Jessica pats Taeyeon’s cheek gently in an effort to wake her up but the latter was too deep in sleep to even wake up.

Jessica tried looking around to find Yuri in hopes she could help carry Taeyeon back to her dorm but neither Yuri or Yoona was in sight. She sighed.

‘Guess I’ll have to take her home with me.’ Jessica thought to herself. With a grunt, she stood up, placed Taeyeon’s right arm on her shoulder while she wrapped her left arm around Taeyeon’s waist. She was thankful the other girl was smaller and slightly lighter than her.

She didn’t quite know who to say goodbye to (not like she knows anyone here besides Yuri and Yoona) so she left the place with Taeyeon in tow. The walk to her place was only 10 minutes away anyway.

 

*

 

Somehow the supposed 10 minutes of walk became half an hour of dragging dead weight on her back. Taeyeon had woken up as soon as they stepped out of the party. A guy had offered to help Jessica out but he looked sleazy and she didn’t want to risk both hers and Taeyeon’s safety.

“So you’re not Jeshka?” Taeyeon asked for millionth time that night.

Jessica huffed, annoyed that she had to drag this kid home. “Again, I’m Jessica but not Girls’ Generation Jessica.”

“So you’re Jeshka.”

“FOR ’S SAKE TAEYEON, JUST CALL ME SOOYEON!” The blonde lashed out.

“Ah ok. Sooyeon. Ok.”

“Good.”

“You smell good.”

“Thanks.”

“I like people who smell good.”

“Ok good for you.”

“Oh look!!” Taeyeon pointed out to something. “The lamppost is the same as the one outside my dorm.”

“Um, yeah. Ok.”

There was a moment of silence. Jessica looked to her left only to find Taeyeon asleep again, drooling all over her plaid shirt (eww). They were almost reaching her apartment block anyway so she didn’t want to bother helping wipe the drool.

“Cold.” Jessica heard Taeyeon mutter before snuggling closer to her body, almost causing the two of them to topple to the ground.

‘Why am I even being nice to her?’ Jessica asked herself.

 

*

 

Finally they arrived at Jessica’s apartment. The owner of the house was thankful she lived alone because she was sure if it was back in her hometown, her sister would have been all over her, demanding to know why she had brought a drunk stranger home. Jessica dropped Taeyeon onto her couch and started massaging her back and arms, so much for saying that Taeyeon is smaller and lighter than her.

Taeyeon suddenly sat up, “I need to pee.”

“Bathroom is the first door on your left.” Jessica pointed to the door.

Taeyeon got up and with wobbly steps, tried to make her way to the bathroom. Jessica sighed, got up and helped the girl before she tripped on air and falls (or even worse, pee on the floor).

“Can you do it yourself?” Jessica asked, not wanting to see someone she had just met, do their personal business.

“Do you want to help?” Taeyeon wiggled her eyebrows and Jessica was sure she would do just fine.

“I’ll wait outside. Don’t lock the door.”

After 10 minutes, Taeyeon was still not out and Jessica even managed to change into her PJs in that period of time. Worried her friend might have passed out in the toilet, Jessica knocked on the door. Not getting any response, she decided to just enter. To her surprise, Taeyeon was sleeping inside her bathtub.

‘Should I leave her in here?’ Jessica thought to herself. Seeing Taeyeon all curled up in her bathtub reminded her of her cat, Luna.

Jessica smiled to herself. “You’re cute.”

“I think I’m cute too.”

“I thought you were asleep.”

Taeyeon opened her eyes slightly, suddenly finding the light in the bathroom a little too bright, “I thought so too.”

“Do you feel like vomiting?”

“No. I feel like kissing you.”

“WHAT?” Jessica’s face heated up.

“Yeah. I wanna kiss those beautiful, plump lips.”

“Ok you’re sleeping in the bathtub tonight.”

“But baby, it’s cold.”

“I’ll get you a blanket and a pillow.”

“Has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?”

“Yes. My plastic surgeon did.”

“Damn. Are those s real then?”

“ you. Goodnight. No blankets and pillow for you.”

 

*

 

Taeyeon woke up a few hours later with a horrible headache and the urge to pee. The only way she could describe the headache was as though a marching band was playing a full concert in her head. Squinting her eyes she looked around to see where she was. Realizing she was in a bathtub, she got out of it (she fell on her twice after slipping). She did her little business and decided to get out of the bathroom (still confused why she was there in the first place).

She made her way to the nearest room, wanting to just sleep on a comfy bed and hope the headache would disappear. She almost squealed in delight when she saw a bed and with wobbly steps, made her way to the bed that was a little too soft and squishy for her liking.

Finding it a little too hot, she took off her plaid shirt, the Expecto Patronum shirt and her jeans. Leaving her in only her boyshorts and bra.

‘Tiffany wouldn’t mind since she’s never entered my room anyway.’

 

*

 

Jessica woke up to the sight of brown hair instead of her usual white ceiling. There was a weight on top of her and for a moment, she thought someone had broke into her apartment. She then remembered about Taeyeon and having left her in the bathroom.  

With a grunt, she pushed the body above her to her side. She sat up and looked at the body sleeping next to her. It was none other than Taeyeon but what surprised her was the girl’s lack of clothes. Feeling a blush creep up, she quickly tried to get out of bed but she was forced to lie down again when Taeyeon wrapped her arms and legs around her body like a koala to a tree.

‘ this is awkward.’

 

*

 

Taeyeon woke up when she felt something her feet. Before she could even open her eyes, she was greeted with a massive headache, worse than when she had woken up earlier on. But when she finally did open her eyes, the sight of a black cat her feet greeted her.

“Where am I?” Taeyeon asked aloud, unsure if there was even anyone in the room.

“You’re at my place.”

“And you are?”

“Jessica. Yuri introduced us.” Taeyeon nodded, feeling a little cold, she pulled the blanket a little closer to her body. Only then she realized that she was wearing nothing but her bra and boyshorts. Taeyeon screamed and Jessica could only cover her ears.

“What happened last night???!!”

“Calm down. Chill. Here, take this first for your headache.” Jessica handed Taeyeon a glass of water and two white pills that she assume were painkillers.

“You got drunk on vodka fruit punch and gummy bears soaked in vodka.”

“And how did I end up here?” Taeyeon asked after taking the two pills.

“I couldn’t find Yuri or Yoona and I didn’t want to leave you at the party so I brought you home.”

“SO YOU COULD ME??” Taeyeon threw pillows at Jessica who tried to avoid them. She made a mental note to get rid of unnecessary pillows.

“No no! Omg no!”

“THEN WHAT? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY PARENTS? I’M NO LONGER A !!”

“Taeyeon, calm down.” Jessica tried to calm the now crying girl. “Look, I didn’t even touch you ok? I was sober the entire night and I don’t remember having with you at all. I swear. If it makes you feel better, I left you in the bathroom because you fell asleep in my bathtub. But this morning, you were lying on top of me, already half .” Jessica explained.

“How do I know you’re not lying?” Taeyeon asked in between sobs.

“Trust me, if we did have , you wouldn’t be able to walk for a week.” Jessica stated bluntly which caused Taeyeon to blush.

“So, we didn’t do it?”

“We didn’t do it.”

“Oh.”

There was an awkward silence and Jessica was about to get out of the room when Taeyeon broke the silence.

“Did I,” Taeyeon paused.

“Did you what?”

“Did I do anything stupid while drunk?”

“Yeah. You kept asking if I was Jessica from Girls’ Generation. And you wouldn’t stop flirting with me.”

“Oh.”

“You also drooled on your shirt.”

“Eww.”

“You can go wash up. There are clothes for you if you don’t mind sharing mine. Yours are in the laundry and I’ll put them in the dryer soon. I bought breakfast and we can have them together when you’re done washing up. Maybe we can get to know each other better. You know, when we’re both sober.”

“Yeah I would like that.”

“Great.” Jessica was about to leave her room when she felt Taeyeon grabbed her wrist. Taeyeon had the blanket wrapped around her and she looked like a walking kimbap, which Jessica thought, looked adorable.

Taeyeon placed a quick kiss on Jessica’s right cheek. “Thank you Jessica.”

Maybe Tiffany was right when she said it would do Taeyeon some good to go out and attend parties.


A big thank you to a certain princess for helping me out with some parts. ;)

Also, happy new year guys! I'll see you readers soon. ^^ 

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(Imagine if drunk Taeyeon means a hyper Taeyeon and Jessica has to run around to catch her like in the gif)

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soopiatoon
#1
Chapter 1: omg drunk taeyeon so cute and funny and such a flirt hahahahh
thank you for sharing this author
lalalavieenrose
#2
Chapter 1: Drunk Taeyeon is really cute and flirty, bahahaha this story is cute authornim, thank you.
Justanordinarysone
#3
Chapter 1: Hahahaahahahahahaha "WAS TIFFANY BEING MEAN TO YOU?!" Oh my gosh that part hahahhaha. Thank you author for the ff! I really enjoyed it :DD
lightpinkish #4
Chapter 1: Reread this cute one shot! My favorite part was when Taeyeon was in the bath tub and was flirting with Jessica all of a sudden lmao! She's so funny when she's drunk hahaha
skyofstars
#5
I remember reading this story a few months ago and laughed my off. So, when I felt like reading some Drunk Taeyeon today, your story instantly popped into my head. Well, I found myself laughing my off again :))

Thank you for this adorable and hilarious story, Author! My TaengSic heart thoroughly enjoyed it. Taeyeon as a walking kimbap? GAH! TOO CUTE! X)
cleoris
#6
Chapter 1: cuuuuuuteeee
themaudmoonshine
#7
Chapter 1: Aww... Taengsic
jessicaismyqueen #8
Chapter 1: Cant we have moreeeeee because it's soooo good
soshibell #9
Chapter 1: Awwwwww i want more. This is the best crack fiction someone done so far !!!
Va_asianloverz
#10
Chapter 1: please update soon