• i can't reach the jar of peanut butter on the top shelf so im standing on my tiptoes looking like an idiot but you come along and hOLY you're really hot pls help me get more unnecessary things from top shelves
• my friend over there ships me and you hard for some reason because of our height differences so they dared me to come up to you and ask you out but ohmaigod you accepted what the hell do i do
• i've had a crush on you for ages but people said you like people who aren't super tall why am i so tall god damnit
• im trying to get your attention in a crowd by waving at you but you can't see me because im really short and you probably think you hear voices but iM HERE NOTICE ME
• you thought i was your girlfriend/boyfriend because im about their height so you hugged me from behind im suppose to be telling you but oh my god you're head is resting right on top of mine and you're so warm just a little while longer
• you always rest on my head because im short i hate you but i love you too fml
• we bumped into each other in a candy store and i thought you were a 12 year old because you were really short holy why are you so mad sTOP HITTING ME WITH THE LOLLIPOP OW OKAY
• i opened the cupboard in the art room to get paint but you were in there what the why are you telling me to shut the door
• im too short to reach the top shelf and you barely make it hoist me up on your shoulders i can do this wAIT WAIT TOO HIGH OH MY GOD PUT ME DOWN

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