iskwad goals mga bes

amalgam what? nonagonamalgamation yes!

17:17

Taeyeon: guys I made a paper trying to make Loki look good
Yoona: how unnieeee
Taeyeon: ↓ Loki-critical-analysis (1).docx
Taeyeon: that’s how

 

18:46

Taeyeon: so um, how is it??

 

20:55

Sunny: hohoho, good job
Taeyeon: gracias

Taeyeon: soonkyu I added onto it some more

Taeyeon: ↓ Loki-critical-analysis (1).docx

Sunny: is this the end or will you add something to it?

Taeyeon: idk, just a little info and that’s about it

Sunny: uhmm… the last paragraph you added is cool but it doesn’t feel like it’s ending? yeah that ; u;

Sunny: but overall, it’s good and interesting

Taeyeon: huhuhu, thankies

Sunny: it’s okay, I guess just try thinking of another closing statement/sentence, it feels lacking if you end it there you know

Sunny: or idk, at least that what it made me feel.

Sunny: anyway, good luck and good job (y)

Taeyeon: arigato sempai

Sunny: :)) back to the weeb dheizz

Tiffany: whoa there taetae

Tiffany: I stopped at

Tiffany: amalgation

Tiffany: SUCH BIG WORD

Tiffany: amalgamation*

Jessica: Sorry Taengoo, I’m not really a fan of Marvel so I can’t critique on this.

Jessica: But anyway, nice job. Good use of words too.

Taeyeon: gracias, thesaurus is my new

Tiffany: *reads some more*

Jessica: :)))))))

Tiffany: das nice

Jessica: Whst does amalgamation mean?

Jessica: What*

Taeyeon: combination

Sunny: only google-senpai knows the answer

Taeyeon: das true

Tiffany: i have lots of affairs with google docs and merriam-webster dictionary app. sometimes, google joins the fun B)

Sunny: w/ google-senpai, dicktionary-sensei and thesaurus-san

Tiffany: *inserts a screenshot of the definition here*

Sunny: the amalgamation of two bodies

Sunny: did I use right?

Taeyeon: ;)

Taeyeon: yes

Tiffany: yes now we’re talking

Tiffany: haha

Sunny: what the haha

Taeyeon: anyway, it’s synoymous to combination

Tiffany: (y)

Jessica: Hm. Nice. I'll use that word from now on.

Jessica: Haha.

Sunny: ual amalgamation

Taeyeon: “how about you and me amalgam?”

Tiffany: i’m loving this :)))))

Taeyeon: "wanna head back to my place and make some titanium? We can just amalgalm and chill"

Jessica: Taeyeon, what...

Sunny: haha amalgamation sounds so ual

Tiffany: taetae it still needs more revising :(((( you haven’t dropped the mic yet hun

Taeyeon: exactly

Sunny: OHmYGOD

Taeyeon: instead of netflix and chill we

Sunny: WHAT DO U CALL THE UNITY OF

Sunny: TWO WHALES?

 

Tiffany named the group Nonagonamalgamation.

 

Taeyeon: amammalgamation

Tiffany: wat

Sunny: mamalgamation

Tiffany: TAEYEON HAHAHAHA

Jessica: Oh my god.

Tiffany: *insert whale sounds* UUUH UUUH UUUH

Sunny: FANY :))))) WHAT HAVE U DONE

Sunny: :))))))

Tiffany: I combined 9

Jessica: They be like as soon as they go  online: "wth is this word"

Tiffany: you’re welcome

Tiffany: HAHAHA

Sunny: LIKE A FREAKING NINESOME

Sunny: I’M CREYING

Tiffany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jessica: ...

Jessica: Hahahahahaha!

Sunny: it was all fun and games

Sunny: until

Sunny: “nonagonamalgamation” happened

Tiffany: #yolo

Tiffany: what a throwback

Taeyeon: tbh I don't mind a nonagonamalgamation ryt now

Tiffany: WE NEED TO HAVE A NONAGONAMALGAMATION REUNION YES PLEASE OH YES
Tiffany: (god forbid you think I meant it ually)

Taeyeon: only if it’s with you baby ;)

 

Tiffany named the group Nonagonamalgamation Reunion before 2k16 pls.

 

Jessica: I say before 2k15 ends!

Jessica: And then during Taeyeon’s birthday again.

Jessica: Hahahaha.

Tiffany: omg yes ;A;

Jessica: So what are your plans for your eighteenth, Taeng?

Yuri: can I be the maid of honor

Jessica: Pardon?

Yuri: am i

Yuri: ohmygod

Jessica: Yuri, this is not a wedding.

Yuri: . V .

Yuri:

Jessica: …alright. Seems fun.

Jessica: Yes, we’re both bridesmaids.

Yuri: i’m

Yuri: jfc

Yuri: we still don’t have our ballgowns

Yuri: where’s the venue

Tiffany: what the did I just read

Jessica: We’re only bridesmaids, Yuri.

Tiffany: :))))))

Yuri: wait a sec, sica what is this---

Yuri: why did i only see just now

Yuri: this

Tiffany: WHO’S MY LOVER

Yuri: invitation

Yuri:

Tiffany: TRY ME

Yuri: I’M ONLY

Yuri: A FLOWERGIRL

Yuri: ?????????

Yuri: SENIOR FLOWER GIRL

Yuri: I’M

Yuri: ?????????

Jessica: Hahahaha.

Jessica: Don’t worry Sunny’s going to be with you.

Jessica: And what are you saying Tiff.

Jessica: This is your wedding with Taeyeon.

Jessica: How shameful of you,

Jessica: Do you not know your partner?

Yuri: when is our

Yuri: flight

Yuri: to the us

Yuri: please tell me so that i can get a visa now

Taeyeon: woot woot

Sunny: I

Sunny: have a dress already

Jessica: Oh really?

Sunny: *inserts derpy shot of herself showing her dress*

Sunny: hi, senpai

Sunny: :)))

Yuri: …..

Yuri: ……

Yuri: but that’s mine tho---

Yuri: so we’ll be squished

Yuri: together

Yuri: in one gown

Yuri: uhm okay

Sunny: :))))))

Tiffany: :))))))))))))))))))))

Seohyun: What’s going on?

Jessica: LOL.

Yuri: seobb

Yuri: your late

Yuri: :))))))

Yuri: for the occasion

Yuri: what the heck

Jessica: Wait.

Yuri: You had been assigned

Seohyun: Who’s going to marry who?

Yuri: to bake the cake too

Seohyun: What is this?

Jessica: Hm, yeah.

Sunny: a wedding

Seohyun: I’m up for the 2k15 reunion!

Seohyun: Wow.

Seohyun: Can’t it be brownies instead, Yuri unnie?

Tiffany: FOR THE NONAGONAMALGAMATION REUNION YES YES

Seohyun: Tiffany unnie, hahaha.

Yuri: wat brownies

Tiffany: mm brownies

Yuri: how will they slice romantically

Yuri: their brownies

Yuri: at the reception

Tiffany: :))))))))))))))))))))))

Yuri: knowing taengoo’s clumsiness she might actually slice fany’s hand instead.

Yuri: .3.

Yuri: and then they’ll start killing each other instead

Jessica: Oh my god.

Jessica: Yoong should be the guest...

Jessica: Yes. Yes.

Jessica: She’ll go and sing the

Yoona: huh

Yoona: what’s going on?? :((((((

Taeyeon: wow yoong’s the only one not going to do anything

Taeyeon: oops jk

Yuri: “ALL ABOUT THAT ”

Sunny: SHE WILL SING

Jessica: Yuri, you did not just.

Yuri: and then u guys are her back-up dancers

Yoona: NO SRSLY wAT IS HAPPENIG :((((((

Jessica: Really now? Hahahaha.

Yuri: OUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED

Yoona: my mind is fried guys :(((((( I just finished my hw in english so :((((((((

Sunny: WEDDING

Yoona: huh

Yoona: already

Yoona: wat

Tiffany: OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHA

Yoona: wedding?

Seohyun: I don’t understand it too myself >_<

Yuri: ….

Yuri: Our wedding

Yuri: ;-)

Yuri: Yack

Yuri: okay goodby e

Yuri: Yul

Jessica: Hey!

Yuri: hurry up and run

Yuri: before Yoona kills u

Jessica: Just make sure you can get the flowers,

Jessica: So you can be the next one to be wed.

Jessica: Haha.

Tiffany: CAN THE FIRST DANCE AS A COUPLE CHANGE LIKE

Tiffany: I SAW A VIDEO OF A LIGHTSABER FIGHT SO

Tiffany: I WANT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR TAE AND I TOO HAHA

Jessica: Anyhoo, goodluck.

Yuri: yes yess and then after i get the bouquet

Yoona: WHO’S MARRYING WHO???? GIYSSZZZ

Jessica: Actually, I think if Taeyeon’s the one who will throw the flowers, it will fly over to the other side.

Jessica: Haha.

Yuri: i’ll throq it again

Jessica: Good luck on catching it.

Yuri: throw*

Yuri: :))))))

Yuri: THE FLOWERS TAEYEON WILL THROW

Yuri: SHOULD BE A

Yuri: RAFFLESIA

Tiffany: HAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHIG SO HARD RN CUZ

Yuri: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sunny: RAFFLESIA

Jessica:

Sunny: OHmYGOD

Jessica: Oh.

Sunny: YURI

Jessica: ….

Sunny: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tiffany: I IMAGINED TAETAE AS THE “WIFE” OF THE THE HUSBAND HERE WAT HAHAJA

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHA

Sunny: SHOW IT YUL

Tiffany: DOUBLE WAIFUS THO HMMMM

Yuri: ;) ;) ;)

Yuri: I’ll try and order one asap lessgo *zing*

 

22:38

Sooyoung: Hey Seobb! Can you make another batch of brownies for me too? :D :D :D

 

23:10

Sooyoung: OOPS UM NO THANKS I GOTTA GO AND LOCK MYSELF IN THE TOILET

Sooyoung: man pooping is boring

Sooyoung: Have you guys seen #APECHottie? I’m vetoing the Mexican Papi, btw

Sooyoung: I’ll slide over Justin Trudeau’s side he looks so much like a Disney Prince hnng

Sooyoung: WHY IS POOPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

Sooyoung: ha, Soo. Trudeaut.

Sooyoung: High5!

Sooyoung: *High5s back*

 

23:23

Sooyoung: ^^^^^^ literally the evil doings of that lemon slushie I tried today. Don’t ever try it you guys.

 

23:59

Hyoyeon: ing hell guys 247 notifs

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GimmeGummiesTY
#1
Chapter 1: What the hell did I just read? HAHAHAHAHA #iskwadgols talaga to bessy! HAHAHA
garensuhanazono #2
Chapter 1: WHAT THE LITERAL DID I JUST SEE HILARIOUS THINGS
CrissYoung #3
Chapter 1: Puhahahahaha random chat jjang!!!
taejellybean #4
Chapter 1: pretty much how most group chats happen :D nice one!
SRplusRJ
#5
Chapter 1: This reminds me of me and my friends ^o^ nice story author-nim~ jjang~
niangniang
#6
Chapter 1: LMAO EVERY GROUP CHAT HAS A HYOYEON XD
AND NONAGON AMALGAMATION FTW YO
KimTY_99 #7
Chapter 1: Sooooo they did get married? :D
ALERT ALERT random we got here xD
LockLoyalist
#8
Chapter 1: Poor Hyoyeon. And seriously, rafflesia? Gosh, that's big haha
nerdcanread
#9
OH MY GOSH! Haha. I've read some of your stories and you're good. I had a good laugh XD
Movie91 #10
Cuteeeeeeee