Wisdom Teeth

Description

In which Momo had all of her wisdom teeth taken out and is high as .

Foreword

“You don’t understand. Guys, I must go. My people need me!” 

“I knew it was a bad idea to tag her along.” 

“We can’t just leave her in the car.” 

“Oh yeah.” Jungyeon fakes a smile for barely a second, and deadpanned, “Now she thinks we abandoned her family of peaches back at the market!” 

“Peaches?” Momo pressed a hand on her chest as if she was utterly hurt by the statement. Her voice was muffled from the gauze, slightly sticking out from the inside of her cheeks to collect blood and her brown eyes were still droopy; thanks to the anaesthesia. She looked like a drunk squirrel. “How dare you talk about my family with such insolence. Miku and Yuki aren’t just peaches! They’re my brother and sister!”  

“That’s it. I’m taking the rope.”

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Teudoongie1
#1
Chapter 1: HAHAHA this is so funny 😂
dryflower
#2
One of my fav namo fics
Hiiiiiiim #3
Chapter 1: This was the funniest damn thing in the whole world 😂 good job
Author-Jung #4
Chapter 1: This was sooo funny. I love this one shot. My cheeks were still puffy after the next day but the fact that they were still able to make out is interesting lmao
bloodonthetracks
#5
Chapter 1: this is very funny! love it
YesooJjang
#6
Chapter 1: Can I have a sequel? because this story is gold.
barron_8 #7
Chapter 1: This is funny XD
Agent19
#8
Chapter 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING GOSH ESPECIALLY IN ", NOW MY MOUTH IS ON PERIOD" GOSH BEST ONE-SHOT FIC EVER
ketchup2gm
#9
Chapter 1: this is amazing. gold. genius. i love you.
mojimjiii
#10
This fic rocks XD
I almost died laughing lmao