This used to be part of Counting to Infinity but is no longer—as you can see. (But that Drabble collection is still accepting prompts in the comments and you should go read it anyway!) The story's based off a text a friend received and I just felt inspired by the humor of it, you know?

Disclaimer: I only own the story.

Enjoy and if you do, please comment, upvote, and subscribe to let me know!