My Husband!!!

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What happen when a human-like Alien ccomes to Earth to find their future husband?

Found out in this Story.

 

 

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“Tiff! Where’re you going?”

 

“I’m going to Earth, Jessi~” Tiffany give her best friend her eye-smile before get inside the plane that shaped like a star and can fit for five person.

 

“you’re crazy!” Jessica just stand there.. outside the line that separated her body with the plane.

 

 

“No. I’m not” Tiffany get out from the plane to checked the engine and make sure the engine is fine so she will landing safely on Earth.

 

“if you are not then tell me why are you doing this?” Jessica wave her hand frustratedly as glaring at her smiling friends who now is checking everything inside the plane trunk.

 

“I’m going to find my future husband there”

 

“what?! Are you crazy?! Profesor Mic tell us clearly that they all are smelly.. moody.. and stupid!” Jessica yelling so her bestfriend can heard her clearly then change her mind. Tiffany seem think for awile.

 

‘yeah.. right :(  But....  I will just try.. noo hurt.. I can came back her again if I can’t found my husband.. haha.. yeah.. right. As easy as that’-Tiffany. Tiffany shook her hand to wiped off every words her best friend said. Then, she close the trunk.

 

Opening the plane door as Jessica speak again

 

“are you really really going?” Jessica asked in hurry when she sees her friend already put all her suitcase inside the plane trunk.

 

“my answer still yes” Tiffany is getting inside the plane and Jessica can not thing of anything to stop Tiffany crazy idea. One think she can do is just to get inside too and start to make a deal with the younger girl. She sit on the back sit.

 

“Tiff, you can not survive in there. And I think you forget about that we are 10 times smaller than the resident in Earth!” Jessica said quickly when she heard the engine start roaring means ready to fly.

 

“I  have this” Tiffany take something that shaped like a gun. But a small black gun.

 

“what is that?” Jessica look confusedly at the gun in Tiffany’s left hand.

 

“if I shoot this directly to our body.. it can make us 10 times bigger than our real size” Tiffany smirking as telling the good use of her hand made.

“I made this 3 years ago...” Tiffany pull the pedal.

 

“you made this three years ago? *wide eyes* then Why when the Professor asked you where your homework and you said you haven’t made one! And that’s make you graduating the next years after me!”

 

“Ouch! Voice Jessica.. voice... I’m the captain here.. so, if you’re inside my plane you should follor my lead” Tiffany put on her seatbelt.

“Seatbelt, please” Tiffany said like a captain that directing to Jessica.

 

“what? I’m not going with you!” Jessica is about to open the door when  a young tall girl running towards them with heavy breath.

 

“U-Unnie! The security is coming towards you~ *exhale* right now..”

 

“what?! How?!” Jessica hand still in the door.

 

“I think they heard some noisy come from here?”  Jessica is about to ask another question to the tall girl when some big guys runs towards where they are.

 

 

“HEY! GET OUT OF THE PLANE! YOU CAN NOT RIDE IT WITHOUT MR. LI PERMISSION!!!” one of the man pull out his gun followed by the other man. The gun it pointing at the plane.

 

“oh ! Get inside!” Jessica open the door and pull the tall girl inside the plane.

“Tiff! Go!” Jessica hurriedly said as tapping Tiffany head.

 

“Ouch! Ah! Yah! I know what should I do!!!”

 

“then get going!!!!” Jessica scream her dolphin scream that make Tiffany to do what Jessica told her.

 

After 30 second pass after their fly... Jessica look at her back to out side the plane just to see a dark sky. They are already out of their planet. ‘Dusty Planet’

 

“*sigh* now... what should we do...” Jessica look down at her thigh. She is sad because being a bad girl and leave her planet to go to that dirty planet.. Earth.

Hearing Jessica words, Tiffnay answered her happily.

 

“Finding Our Husband!!!!! Yayyyy!!!!” Tiffany jump up and down on her seat before got a knocked on her head from Jessica.

 

“we better be okay. If not... *glaring at Tiffany* I will set your pink jet plane on Fire” and Tiffany gulped.

 

“YoonA.. we are so sorry for bringing you into this mess... this all is her fault. Don’t worry.. we will keep you safe” Jessica hold YoonA hands.

 

“Unnie.. why are you talking to me like I’m a 5 years old girl.. after all.. I’m 24. And I’m agreed of Tiffany unnie plan”

 

 

“you mean?”

 

“yup! We both has planned this.. we are not expecting you’re following us” Yoona said happily then get a knock on the top of her head too. Then she pout towards Jessica.

 

“served you, right?”

 

 

They have been inside the plane for 7 days one night and they are started to run out of food. Tiffany and Jessica never complain about that but YoonA... she whining about what if she die even when she haven’t found her husband? And older girls just answer ‘pray..’

 

Why they took that long? Because their plane size is as big as banana.

 

After 10 days 9 night. They are started to fly on beetwen cloud inside Earth.

 

“Girls.. eat this.. with that, you can breath but breathing in the oxygen”Tiffany give each of her friend a pink capsul.

 

“the heck? The worm inside my belly will yelling and running out from my hole when they see the colour” Yoona said as staring at the pink thing on her palm.

 

“take it or leave it?” Tiffany said with flat face and tone. Jessica already eat hers. Then, Yoona ear hers.

 

 

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The trio walk out from the plane. They are landed under a long bench near a river.

As they stand beside the plane. They are look amaze at the bug giant walking aroung the park. Some with heavy bag and some enjoy their time.

 

“omo! Is that food what they eat? Waahh!! It’s so big! It can hold out for 14 days.. do you think, girl?”

 

“yeah.. sadly..  it can’t fit our plane” Jessica said lazily. They wait until night so the human won’t find anything about them. They are know about human selfish self that if they found them.. they will bring them to scientist to observe them, that put them inside a glass or museum. Then, they will receive much thing called money. Aftel all.. they still have brain to think beetwen good and better.

 

 

Tiffany shoot her self first with her gun then she increased.. under the bench.

 

“ahhh!!! My precious head!” Tiffany crawling out from uner the bench.

 

“Pft! Stupid!” as Jessica they know. She is trying hard to hold her cool. So, the Ice Princess won’t let her laugh out seeing her bestfriend using her stupid brain.

 

Jessica and Yoona walk further away from under the bench then Tiffany shoot them.

Tiffany crawling on the ground to find their plane. Take it and put it inside a small black box.

 

“All done”  Tiffany said satisfied.

 

“now.. where we will leave?” YoonSic asked Tiffany at the same time.

And YoonSic know, something bad will happen when they found Tiffany grin getting bigger and bigger.

 

“!” the YoonSic said at the same time as palming their face.

There is no place for regret.

 

 

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Tadaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m just hungry for comedy or funny story since I can’t find much in AFF.. so I decided to make some for my self. And the Their adventure will start in the first Chapp!!!! Please do comment what ever you want to say.

 

 

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Unclearr #1
kyaaa
kimmui #2
Chapter 8: plse update ASAP
salutdee
#3
Chapter 8: Hallo author,, its been a long time..
Im sorry i didnt notice the notif T.T
And because i kinda forgot the line so i reread from the start hahahaha :D
Dont worry author, your story are great! But poor Tae, she is like a big mother hahaha,, having so many to take care of, but still it turn out good because finally Soo are with Sunny on Earth XD
What happen with "i-can-burn-the-kitchen" Tiffany? She is finally can cook?! Hahaha im happy plus shock, the power of love and some encourage from sunny can make Tiff cooking a delisious food ~
Anyway,, nice chap author! Looking forward to your next update^^
Have a nice day! :))
grc_grace #4
Chapter 8: Omo cute ^^
haselnutz #5
Chapter 8: nice story author-nim ^_^
can't wait for next chapter please update soon as you can ^_^
i will waiting
Twinjung88
1094 streak #6
Chapter 8: Don't worry authourssi i like it and I enjoy reading
it
Twinjung88
1094 streak #7
Chapter 8: Hahaha Mrs Kim is daebak... she is as dorky as her daughter and its possible for them to have kids because fany is an alien and please more scene of Mrs Kim and fany :D
totoro1109 #8
Chapter 8: Of course i still love this story. Hope there is more scene of tiffany and taeyeon's mother.
ttblub #9
Chapter 8: How can will they make a babies they are both girls kekeke... But Taeny Babies hehehe that's cute W(`0`)W
Please update faster authorsshi!
shaynelei
#10
Chapter 8: Mrs. Kim is so excited for Taeny's babies! Taeyeon should stop resisting Tiffany and just make love already! Lol :)