It's one thing to find yourself engaged years before you crashed the Earth via stork postage and another thing to find out about it on the spot of the surprise dinner to meet your supposed wife-to-be but who is this punk grabbing me by the collar, his face shoved in front of mine in the closest proximity possible, uttering "I'm too ing manly to be your fiancée," with a hell lot of venom it contrasts the most angelic face a