a man falls in love with a fruit, but fate doesn't want them to be together. 

[Crack!fic] Kris receives a letter and now, he finds himself in Seoul. But he doesn't expect what is awaiting him.

After having gone to Seoul only to discover something horrifying, Kris wakes up in a dark cellar. Menacing laughter echoing in the room, along with the sizzling a fryer and the angry clucking of chickens.

Greatest love story 4eva. Totally not cliché or the most common, basic fanfiction plot line used.