WHY ON EARTH AM I TOO RETARDED TO MAKE THIS SITE FUNCTION PROPERLY SERIOUSLY.

Since I'm usually ridiculously retarded when writing things like this, I guess I'll just write what I find somewhat relevant to this site. Which isn't much, all considering. 

I'm an eighteen years old girl from Norway, currently studying Physics and Math with English on the side - which means I'm better at the language than most of my countrymen, but it's still ridiculously poor compared to the natives. However, that does not mean I will not try to write my best on this site. I know how a fic that is grammatically good is much more enjoyable to read than the ones who... Well, are not. It's ridiculous how much better a reading experience can be if the author knows the difference between "your" and "you're", though that's certainly not the worst crime I've seen here. 

It still needs to be said, I do not write very seriously here. I put more work in my fics on livejournal and ff.net - just simply because the standard is somewhat higher there, and I don't have enough energy to work equally through every fic in every single fandom. I don't have a ridiculous amount of spare time and energy, after all. To put it this way, if I did - I doubt I would have posted much on this site.

I also have an insane obsession with the word "ridiculous", and all variations thereof. 

As most others, I enjoy reading about my favourite pairings on this site - but I'm not very picky when it comes to them. Usually, as long as the fic is well written and there are two characters I like, I would accept most pairings. I don't, however, go out of my way to search for fics with random characters. Only when they appear in fics featuring my favourite pairings, do I read them. I usually have nothing against other pairings than my OTP's, though - call me a bad shipper, but that's just how I feel. Likewise, I would not like a fic containing my OTP if they were completely out of character - then it's not the same two characters as I love, after all.

My favourite pairings are: KangTeuk (seriously OTP), EunHae, HanChul, SiHan, KyuMin, YeWook, ShindongNari (does that even count?), JongKey, 2Min, 2Shin, SongKi, JongKi, HyungMin, and more than I bother counting atm. 

The reason why KangTeuk is my definite favourite (right before EunHae), is just simply because Leeteuk is my ultimate bias within Super Junior, which, in turn, was the first Kpop group I got interested in. So naturally, a pairing with him was the first one to grow on me, and then it's not all that difficult to imagine how KangTeuk became my OTP. With that said, I like them both (especially Teukie!) in other pairings occasionally, but KangTeuk is seriously underrated. Is my ridiculous opinion.

My favourite groups (in no particular order): Super Junior, SHINee, U-Kiss, SS501, B2ST, FT Island, TRAX, TVXQ (and JYJ) and SNSD. Yes, I'm actually fascinated by the girls group. Other groups I like: CN Blue, MBLAQ, f(x), Big Bang, KARA, 4Minute, 2PM (Nickhun<3), Boyfriend, Infinite, HITT, N.Sonic, Rain, Brown Eyed Girls, SE7EN, SM The Ballad and Younha. Ridiculous amount of people, I know, but this fandom is just too gorgeous. <3

Favourite biases: Leeteuk, Donghae, Taemin, Jonghyun, Soohyun, Jungmin, Seunghyun, U-Know Yunho, Hyunseung, Kiseop.

There are some kind of fics I just simply don't read. The first one is, quite obviously, badly written ones. By all means, post whatever you need to, just don't expect me to read it if it's more of an effort than it's worth. Second, is mpreg and gender switch. Well, the first one just strikes me as kind of weird - nothing against those who read/write that (you're in higher regard with me than the ones with the bad grammar...), but I don't read them because I find it too weird. Same with gender switch; I don't really understand what the point is. If you like that HOMOUAL pairing enough to ship it, why make it straight? O.o I don't get it. Also, I feel the characters easily get OOC in those fics. So yeah. The third (with exceptions) are fics that are 100% and not any kind of plot or subinteractions or anything at all. I didn't come to this site to read pr0nz, after all. I have my own ridiculous life for that stuff (harrharr.)

Though I think I've already rambled on more than enough, I shall just add one more piece of information; my favourite piece of EVARRRR is SS501's "Love Ya" MV/performance. That song. THAT DANCE. JUNGMIN'S VOICE. ASDFASDFASDF, I'm too far gone. |D