DongBangHyukJae

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lolhi.

Welcome To My Profile.

From here on,

I shall now be stealing the next 20 to 59 minutes of your life.

So do enjoy.

Because they're now MINE.

BUAHA.

..HA.

Ohghei, so.

I used to be NikkiNakki on this. But now I'm DongBangHyukJae. Because... uh. Its... punny... ...kinda...

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Um okay, I'll explain.

Basically.

You know U-know Yunho because I know U-know Yunho you know if you dont know U-know Yunho you know you wont know what you do know if you know U-know Yunho.

Actually that wasn't the explaination, That was just to waste another 5 minutes of your life by reading that.

Bet you love me already.

Please.

Do read on.

Anyway.

Its like ... Dong Bang Shin Ki ... Dong Bang Hyuk Jae ... You know, like DBSK. ... kinda...

Because Donghae... Bangs ...Hyuk... Jae... Because... Ship... Eunhae... DongBangHyukJae... ^^''... I blame you Hannah.

8D.

'Kay So.

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There's uh. This thing.

What -not that thing you dirty ert.

Tsk.

What would your mother say?

Sickko.

/sidetracked/

Yeah- so- this thing.

This... abnormal concept of a ... ''...Personal Message''

But what.

What exactly is it?

Here, dear friends, let me tell you...

My message.

When the skies and the grounds were one, the legends, with their twelve forces, nurtured the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil that coveted the heart of tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend and embrace the heart of tree of life, the legends hereby divide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns a skew. The twelve forces divide into two and create two suns that look alike into two worlds that seem alike. The legends travel apart. The legends shall now see the same sky but shall stand on different grounds, shall stand on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the legends will greet each other. The day the red force is purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.

whyamilikethis

...

...Anyway.

-Oh just listen and enjoy teh ~~mayo~~Engrish k.

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shuddup Himchan.

stoopid tatsmato.

Anyway, look. ENGRISH. 8D

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Ahha Donghae's shock.

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Love ssat I need.

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''Shmarteuphoneu... Tahbuletu... Dhatah.''

...ohshuddupCho. godimsuchanoldelfoof

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But really.

What is this supposed to be.

Some sort of profile dedication? ...

Well.

...

Okay then.

*gets into 'Leeteuk From U' mode*

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This profile is dedicated, to the worlds biggest creepos. The thirsty thots.

My girls. My thots.

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About Me

Gull... I can't explain what I feel. So I shall do it in a spam.

1. fandom.

Super Junior. Suju. SJ. Everlasting Friends. ELF.

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kyuhyun: smile siwon: hide yesung, leeteuk, kangin, donghae, ryeowook, eunhyuk: aegyo heechul: party hard like a kitty

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The collective insanity...

(Though, I am major fan of DBSK, Epik High, EXO, Big Bang, BAP, SHINee, f(x), SNSD and TRAX. As well as loving Teen Top, U-Kiss, LEDApple and the ledgendary Shinhwa. But of course one can only follow one fandom as hardcore as you do.)

2. bias.

I has three, much to my frustration, it wasn't planned... it just sort of happened.

It was hard... but I knew I could do it if I tried.

-lolikid-

But in the end, even if I have to buy three of the same album for all biases, they're worth it.

There really aren't enough words to list just why the three of them are the most magnificently glorious humans they are so hopefully this will suffice~

Bias no.1: Cho LordKyu. <3

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mr__simple__kyuhyun_by_foreverk_popfan-d

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And that is why I have so much respect for this man.

Bias no.2: Lee Thothae. <3

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And that is why I have no respect for this man.

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Poor baby. /cackles

(And although he wasn't originally one of my biases, he comes in as the biggest bias wrecker ~~(and wrecker of my thirst)~~ anyone ever could.)

Bias no 3: Lee ing Hyukjae. <3

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Too many reasons to love him.

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Honestly- the defining moment I fell for him...

Because I didn't actually understand how someone can look

THIS perfect.

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N'aww.

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That still turns me on woops.

3. oTP

I'd say I have my big three.

Eunhae. Kyumin. Wonkyu.

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muah!

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Ship no. 1: eunhae

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One of the most famously frustrating straightasarainbow ships.

Their legendary fanservice is what makes them who they are.

Totally.

Shameless.

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DONGHAE. STOP IT. NOW. JUST KISS HIM DAMMIT.

JUST GO RELEASE A DAMN TAPE ALREADY.

ITS TAKING LONGER THAN AN EXO COMEBACK.

lol. I kid.

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But.

If you're still not convinced. Well. Seen I Wanna Dance?

Yes? Well you havent seen it like this.

Introducing the first class showcase of grand Eunhae :

| ♥ | ♥ |

And if you're still not convinced.

Well.

Minors and non-minors.

Gather for some obvious eunhae.

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But, yeah.

One of the most shameless ships out there.

Ship no. 2: kyumin

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One of the most secretive ships out there...

Ship no. 3: wonkyu

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One of the most horniest ships out there.

As For Super Junior, they're the only ship that ships themselves.

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Anyway.

I ship.

that... was the point of that just now.

Of course.

Eunhae, Kyumin, Yunjae, Jongkey, Hanchul, Baekyeol, Kaisoo, GTOP, you name it. If its a ship. I shall ship it.

Even if it isnt a ship. ill ship it.

Hell, I ship everything.

Long story short.

I'll ship anything that moves.

Even a rock.

Yes.

It moves.

At... night.

When the Oolves are out.

And you hear... strange noises...

...A SARANGHAYO.

That haunts your nightmares...

...to let you wake up screaming.

Until you just cant take it.

#shisuschoseme

#yolo

#getshotforoveruseofhashtags

#idontevenuseinstagram

#ohyolotechincallyyouonlyDIEonce.

#yodo

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#yoda

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#fail.

Anyway, i'll just throw in some gifs I never get tire of.

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bruh im willing to bet my entire suju album collection (60+ albums) that hyukjae is gay

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One of my favourite gifs EVER.

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Jo kwon and Key's gay off.

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Super Junior - Asianfanfics

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Basically, they heard a

iammieso: Big Bang I am the Best :D

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It really is diffucult to explain why you love your fandom without the adequate use of gifs, I find.

kyuhae hugging meanwhile hyukjae………

Gotta have a little DongBang Love~

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...then those moments when your ship ships themselves more than you do.

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And finally,

...the classic whattheary.

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anyway.

Laddies and gennlemeen.

I'll have you know, that this is a chant.

Oh how fandomriotic.

And no that is not a combo of fandom and it was meant to be fandom and patriotic but you know, failed.

You know, it shouldve been in SHUPAH MAAAAAAAAAAN. BUM BUM BUM BUM.

oh look, at least in that song they admit their love for butt. /shotdead

I PROM15E TO 13ELIEVE

10V3 THE REMAINING 10

PROTECT THE MISSING 3.

lol dont you just love how in this font the numbers just dip casually. Just subtly ruining the presence of the font. Its a shame. Really.

I'm wasting this space rambling.

Seriously what's this space for.

It's useless.

Ooh text in the middle.

Ooh text on the side.

Ooh text on the other side.

Let's all be hipster and just break the rules of typing.

wel l ho w d o you d omy nam ei s

loljk.

god im bored.

I should probably do this properly.

But then again, I am a lazy , so, eh.

And why is this suddenly small text.

thats large.

KK. I like this size.

k NO THIS SIZE.

No. I didnt not ask you to caps that thank you.

lol didnt not.

WHY YOU SMALL AGAIN.

Bipolar font size.

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