Knowing Roy Mustang, his wedding shoud've been a small thing, no flowers, no attendees, no reception. With his fiancé Riza Hawkeye, it was sure to be a simple affair. But once word got out to his friends, they pushed on the flower girls, the ceremony, and the gathering of all their close friends. Moral of the story: Never tell Major Armstrong anything. Or whisper a rumor within a five mile radius of him...