It was another grueling day. Maribel just finished milkin' all the cows and gatherin' up the clothes from the day's wash when it happened. IT was finally happning, the day she'd been waiting for for the past nine months.

"Oh, mercy! Oh, Lord help me!" Maribel screamed as the spaceship hovered above her. A ladder slowly extended form the underbelly of the ship, reaching its way down toward the ground. A regal man, nine feet in height, descended to Earth from the ship and bowed deeply before Maribel.

"Maribel Lily Strongtail," the man said, "a delivery for you." He waved his hands around, one above the other, until a mystical orb of light appeared between them.

"My baby!" Maribel cried as the orb of light floated slowly from the man's hands into Maribel's arms. "I'll call you Alyssa Poisson McBrown!"

Name: Alyssa Poisson McBrown

Current Age: 211 moons, or 16 harvestin' seasons

Gender: Female

Interests: Irish folklore, harpischord, mushroom hunting, scrapbooking, fly fishing, homemade soap-making, photography (specifically self-portraits), quantum physics, silk worm breeding

Career Aspiration: CEO of Columbia records America

Major Career Goal: Orchestrate a major merger between Columbia and every other record label in America. Force every recording aritst out of the studio and replace them with Korean pop bands that were lured away from their original record labels with promises of either a kitten, a puppy, or a gay marriage certificate; each singer gets to choose. Inundate the world with k-pop until the end of time.

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