Here's a random survey - courtesy of Chiciz:

 

When was the last time you swam in a pool?

Girls weekend - a year and a half ago

Do you like to party?

I like to plan parties, then go hide and make food

If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?

probably wipe my mouth off, scream, and throw things

Is your best friend dating anyone?

nobody else (I hope!)

Describe the shirt you’re wearing.

turquoise t-shirt almost as old as I am

Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you?

Don't be a slave to the brand, man!

Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?

Yep

What is one feature that you don’t like?

My middle

Would people describe you as happy?

It's all a facade :}

Are you single?

Nope

Do you have Tumblr?

No

What about Xanga?

Not sure people do that in my neck of the woods

Have you ever babysat before?

Yes

Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?

Two judgmental pieces-of-work come to mind

Ever shopped at Sephora?

twice - years ago

If your current boyfriend/crush suddenly moved away what would you do?

Wow, what a coinsidence - I'm moving right now, too ;)

Do you have any university plans?

Not again! xD

If your best friend revealed she was a homoual, what would you do?

Well, I'd stop trying to set her up with single guy friends.  That's about it though.

What are your views on ?

As opposed to what? xD

Do ual questions bother you?

No, do evasive answers bother you?

Would you rather have with your boyfriend or break up?

Nobody should give that ultimatum.  Someone like that needs to be shown the door!

Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?

Can't say I have

Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? Nd stuff?

Huh?  What?  That hurt my eyes!

Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?

Not on Facebook and hope to heaven that there aren't unknown pics floating around of me

Would you ever date a friends Ex?

No way!  I dated an Ex's friend and that was MESSY

What’s the last book you read?

Grumpy Cat's Grumpy Guide to Life

What is your last name?

That shall remain hidden

What grade are you in?

Grade D:  fit for human consumption

What school do you go to?

N/A

Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring?

Fall

Favorite Color?

rhymes with orange

Are your parents together?

Yes

Any siblings?

no

Favorite subject?

music

Least favorite subject?

math

Favorite song?

It changes constantly

How many friends do you have on Facebook?

not on Facebook

Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?

Nope

Have you ever googled yourself?

Lies, all lies I tell you! Oh, heh heh, yep I have.

Have a Formspring?

No, but a memory foam mattress would be lovely

You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?

I would scalp it and use the money towards a real music concert

Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park?

Amusement park

Been to Disney world?

yes and Disneyland

Ever had a boyfriend?

yes

Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know?

just a couple

Have you done something in the last week that you regret?

not that I can remember right now

Ever drank alcohol?

Yes, but never in excess

Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs?

No

Ever watched The Hills?

No

What about Jersey Shore?

Ugh - never!

Ever called someone a ?

not to their face

What do you think of short shorts?

"If you dare wear short shorts - Nair for short shorts"

Does it bother you if people swear around you?

Heck yeah! ;)

Ever plagiarised?

No

Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?

"If you want me, you can find me left of center..."  definite outcast

Are most of your friends older or younger than you?

friends from work - younger 

friends from school - older

Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend?

in middle school

Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69?

depends on the situation

How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month?

Me and my lead foot?  Hmm...

Do you wake up with an alarm clock?

yes

Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays?

Wednesdays, just because my Thursdays are insanely busy

If your school had a Glee Club would you join?

Nah, that would conflict with band

Ever performed in a talent show?

6th grade - I recited Two Dead Boys with a friend

speaking of which - go read my fic ;)

Have you ever cried in public?

I don't even cry in front of my parents so no.

Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad?

No I don't

Would you audition for a reality talent competition?

Why would I go and embarrass myself?

How many celebrity crushes have you had?

recently - one

How many non-celebrity crushes have you had?

recently - none

Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive.

It's late and I don't want to think that hard.  So I'll just say Kim Jongwoon <3

Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive.

Umm.. there isn't any female celebrities I really like so I'll skip this one

Ever been compared to a celebrity?

someone in school said I looked like a young Victoria Tennant

Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?

I have no pictures of myself~~

Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money?

Oh my gosh, yes!

Ever used Opinionated?

whosey-whatsit?

Do you have a favorite store?

Acme - they sell anvils, don't they?

Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?

I have a pair of flare khakis from a few years ago

Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny?

Yes

Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week?

Yeah

What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school?

Other than now?  I was out a couple weeks in 2nd grade.

Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand?

Haha, many

Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?

No, just let them

Own a pair of converse?

I had three knock-off pairs a while back

Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?

yep yep yep

If yes, are you one of them?

ah, no

Do you text in class?

no

What brand of jeans do you wear the most?

whatever fits

At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?” Most magazines say 10. Do you agree?

a 10, really?  Then most magazines can kiss my "plus sized" heiney

Do you want to lose weight?

Yes.

Ever seen a therapist?

but I'm much better now...

Ever purposely ignored a text?

yeah, I don't care what Verizon is trying to sell me

A facebook message?

N/A

A poke?

ouch

A friend request?

occationally

Would you say you read into things too much?

Definitely yes

Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?

I'm probably the one with the kooky, hair-brained ideas

Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?)

no - we're all deep and no fun ;).

Ever been called a bully?

No

Ever purposely hurt yourself?

while ago

Ever gone to church?

yes

Would you call either or your parents screw ups?

no

If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased?

I'd have to trim my eyebrows

What about your Mom?

first time I said something like her, I went into the bathroom and cried

Let me guess… You have brown hair?

Whoa, how did you know?

Already know what you’re being for Halloween?

I'm going to be the person handing out candy!

Do you still go Trick or Treating?

see above

Ever liked someone WAY older than you?

Um, yeah, when I was like 8

Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?

Sometimes, but I just try to ignore them

When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?

I don't normally wear shades

Ever had a credit card denied?

N/A

What’s the last movie you watched?

Glove - a Korean baseball movie

Last TV Show?

I honestly can't remember

You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?

just keep walking...

Ever been called a ?

by a psychotic ex's sister

Ever sang the national anthem?

a couple of them

Ever made yourself throw up?

Never

Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your boyfriend.

No~

Are you Cute or Gross?

I hope I'm not gross, but I haven't consided myself cute in a while

Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!”

I would really wonder about someone if they said that to me!

Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like?

depends on the guy

Ever had the lead in a play?

I performed a soliloquy

What about a solo in a concert?

I turned it down, then regretted it

What kind of a student are you?

slacker

Worst grade you’ve ever gotten?

I thanked the teacher for passing me in Psych 102

Ever had a crush on a teacher?

no

Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant?

um, it would be a miracle of scientific proportions

How late do you sleep in?

as long as I can, or sometimes I'm the first one up

Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?

nope

Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap?

Yes I do believe that "crap"

Would you consider yourself a good student?

Sadly, I didn't study.  I either got it, or I didn't

Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?

As much as I love chocolate, I choose salty

Are you going into High School this year?

no

What about Junior High?

Windex junior high from my mind, please

What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?

There are many things... 

How many unread messages are in your phone?

none

 

Now, I really, really should be working on my two stories!!! <3 TSNN