My classmate Stef came today to help me with math.I overslept and when he came I was still in the shower,so my mom let him in the kitchen which is close to my room.Sadly she didn't close the door and when I came out of the bathroom I was walking like normal in my shirt and underpants untill I realised that he was staring at me ..and mostly at my legs and my underpants xDD

Him: Good morning..

Me: Hi ermm just a sec *runs inside the room*

After 5 minutes I came out with red face and his face was red too

Me: Sorry bout that....I though that the door is closed

Him: No problem...your body looks nice~

Me: Thanks I have to be in shape for my girlfriend

Him:oh yeah you have a girlfriend..

Me: Sorry buddy your parachute won't open today hahah

Him: haha I know you don't like boys so don't worry i'll move on haha

Me: Well you have to hahah

 After he leaves

Me: MOTHERRRRR

Mom: Why are you shouting?

Me: If you are trying to get me a boyfriend it isn't working and this isn't the right thing

Mom: Boyfriend? You and ---- are still together right?

Me: Yes we are together and next time when Stef or other guy is here and i'm in the shower please CLOSE THE DAMN KITCHEN DOOR

Mom: Opss I think I didn't close the door

Me: You think? He was staring like he havent seen legs before

Mom:That's your charm you got from your beloved mother idiot.USE IT

Me:This boodeh is my pride mom~

Mom: Ok ok but you two didn't make babies in the kitchen right?

Me: MOTHER