A little Author's note at the start: Why do people hate OC stories? IMO ships are just as bad.

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- When 5 ships are in one story.

I'm confused...

- When the author doesn't like a ship and decides to turn them into a depressed couple.

- '"There are always the fans to think about' He thought as he kissed the other man in the middle of the mall where teenage girls are known to be."

- When the least manly one in the relationship becomes the 'wife'.

Please... Just no. I came here to read a boyxboy fanfic not boyxboy-turned-girl.

- Strolling through the streets of Seoul whilst holding another man's hand is totally acceptable because media and homophobes don't exist.

- Why is Park Bom shipped with corn? I don't want facts, I just want to know what kind of romantic chemistry they have.

- '"You're gay?" Luhan asked Chanyeol and Baekhyun who both nodded.

"Awesome! I'm gay too." Luhan cheered. Seconds later, Kyungsoo, Chen, Kris, Lay, Xiumin, Suho, Sehun, Tao and Kai came out of the closet.'

#seemslegit

- With their busy schedules, they always find time to go home and have .

'"I really need you right now." The man said over the phone in a y tone.

"Okay. Be right with you." The other responded. Two seconds later, he was already in bed with the latter. He had flown from Norway, all the way to Seoul.'

#superidol

- Their romance blooms at a time of need.

Very original. I think people from the Ranaissance stole your damsel in distress idea.

- Cross dressing is a very popular hobby amongst newly gay men.

- In AUs in High School, they can walk the hallways freely, holding hands and pinning each other against lockers.

Tell me one time you saw that without them getting dirty looks.

- Of course, they have to be vampires.

#thisisnttwilight

- When in AUs, the CEO of a big company hires a slave who is a .

So you read 50 shades of Grey?

- When the writer is both a Skydragon and Daragon shipper and makes them have a which gets them stuck in a love triangle.

Oh and just to add to the drama, Kiko who is married to GD enters the scene and TOP who has always had feelings for the leader, comes in. (Read something like this on AFF)

- They around with all the members in the band yet they have the courage to look each other in the eye and joke about the night before at breakfast.

- When the writer is eleven and writes about gay and drug use.

*hands over a psychiatrist's business card* *rummages through bag for a social worker's card*

- How is it biologically possible for a man to get pregnant?

- All members are fine about their fellow band mates sleeping together in the room next to them.

Thank God for soundproof walls.

- The most feminine of the two turns into a right diva when he catches his boyfriend glancing at another man. 

- When the guys are gay, the girls are bound to be lesbians.

And then the world population drops.

- Everyone talks openly about in public places.

Again. IT'S KOREA!

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Okay maybe not my best but still. If anybody has any ideas, don't hesitate to message me. Weather update: You know it! Foggy, grey and wet.

Saranghaeyo,

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