So, I saw Tigress' post earlier.  And I thought hey, a contest with a really close deadline.  Then I thought well, why not?  

I might as well write this idea bouncing around in my head and see what people think of it.  

Let's see what happens! I've yet to enter any writing contests.  This seemed laidback enough for a try.  

Check it out here: Variety

At the very least some of you might end up laughing your socks off.  Three days and counting.