Somewhere over the rainbow, lies Elysium Society. Where all the cool people reside.

Somewhere.

Over.

The.

Rainbow.

Chanyeol; /walks around streets; throwing flyers/ (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕）

Sumin; /joins in; throws flyers/ (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕）

Taeyeon; /insert obvious acting voice/ Oh! What on earth is this? /looks directly at camera; shrugs/ This must be one of the annoying advertisements. 

Sumin; Hi there! We're here promoting Elysium Society. A place where all the cool people hang out-

Chanyeol; You need a password to join our play club, of course. /grins

Taeyeon; /holds up flyer towards camera/ Elysium Society? /insert unnatural acting voice

Sumin; It's for all the innocent kids who hate the world and need a getaway. Everything here is kept PG and we're all friendly. We're cool kids. We're as straight as uncooked spaghetti. And we're AU, so you crazy kiddos can be whoever you wanna be..

(｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕）

Taeyeon; /continues holding flyer/ Is it at the end of the rainbow? (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕）

Chanyeol; You get gold if you join us, so yes we are at the end of the rainbow. (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕）

Taeyeon; Let me promote this too, yes. (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕）

Sumin; If you come now, we'll provide you with love in lettuce form, with our very own Lettuce Giving Committee. That's right.

Taeyeon; /hands viewer a flyer/ This was a horrible advertisement but can't you see our love for you? (ಠ .̫.̫ ಠ) 

 
Please choose one of the following! 
YES. SIGN ME UP, PEASANTS.
I don't wanna join this. Hell naw.

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