However, for some reason windows isn't letting me access my profile so I can't get into any of my documents.  This means I have to compile what was on my external hard drive and what was on the internet and try to restore what I can't access.

This means if anyone is looking forward to updates from me (which I highly doubt because I've been gone for FOREVER and I'm really sorry) then you'll have to wait longer.  

I basically have to reinstall everything-photos, music, documents, apps, EVERYTHING.  

I don't know what the hell Sony did to my OS but...whatever.  For 216yen I can work with this.

*sigh*