SH!T SEHUN SAYS      
   AN ALLERGIC FANFICTION   

 WITHOUT A NAME, YOU'RE IRRELEVANNT 

 FULL NAME  Kim Jaein
 NICKNAMES  Jaejae, Jae, Jane
 DJ  ALIAS  Jane
 DOB / AGE  09/19/1994/20 (Korean age)
 ETHNICITY  Korean
 UNI MAJOR  Economic
 JOB TITLE  Sub sound engineer

 YOU ARE WHAT YOU WEAR; LOOKS DO MATTER 

 1STCHOICE  Jang Chom Mi
 2NDCHOICE  Ryn
 HEIGHT     171, a liiitle bit shorer than Junmyeon.
 FASHION    Simple, comfortable, but nice to look at.
 KEY TRAIT  A mole right between her collarbones.
 MISC.      She loves and is proud of her  long shiny hair. She carries a hairbrush everywhere, and will scold anyone who dares messing her hair up.

 EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE 

 CHARACTER PERSONA  The Sweet Girl-Next-Door
 CHARACTER TRAITS   “I am calm, patient, attentive, and responsible.”
 ASSUMPTIONS        “People think that I am nice, but shy and reserved.”
 IN DEPTH ANALYSIS  Jaein was raised by her family with discipline and rules, verdicts and criticisms. She has grown into a mannerly girl who acts carefully and thinks twice before speaking. She is polite, collected, and has a mind more mature than her age. But beneath all her composed poise, Jaein is insecure and diffident. She does everything as if she is being watched and judged. She prefers to stay in her comfort zone and isn't comfortable to be the center of attention.

Jaein isn’t necessarily shy; she just doesn’t take the initiative in making friends. But if you’re kind enough to approach her first, she’ll welcome you with a warm smile. She is liked by her friends, because she is nice to talk to and is a good listener. Jaein is the type of person who listens more than talks. Whenever her friends come to her she will listen to them patiently and give them advices. You can tell her just about anything, because she’s also good at keeping secrets.

While she’s a great discussion partner and advisor, Jaein keeps her personal life to herself. She has friends alright, but she makes sure they are kept in such distance that she doesn’t get involved too much with them. She will hang out with them occasionally and greets them warmly, but whenever she feels they’re too close for comfort, she’ll carefully back away to a safe distance. Even her closest friends in university doesn’t know a lot about Jaein's private life and family background. The only friend that she allows fully into her life is Dongjun, her best friend.

When it comes to her friends and family, Jaein is caring and attentive. She is observant and always pays attention to things happening around her. She’s good at reading the situation and usually is the first to notice if anything is wrong. Jaein always tries to view things from the bright side. She tells herself that there’s always a reason to everything and not to get mad easily. While she considers this as a good trait, her friends sees this as being naïve and unable to stand up for herself. She often get reminded for being too kind and forgiving, but being Jaein, she just can’t help it.

Family Background

Jaein comes from a family of academicians; her parents are university professors, and her older sister is on her way to her doctorate. As the youngest, Jaein is expected to follow her sister’s successful records in her academic career. One of them is entering the Economic Depatment at SNU. All her life she works very hard in everything she does in order meet her parents’ high expectancies. She’d be lying if she said she didn’t feel pressured, but she loves and respects her parents and sister very much. She always thinks that fulfilling their wishes and living up to their expectations is the only way to express her respectfulness and gratefulness.

What She Loves

Jaein has always loved music, but her family has never approved of her passion. She has secretly educated herself with books in music theory, and with the help of Dongjun learned playing music instruments like guitar and piano. Dongjun’s father owns a music studio, and Jaein loved to spend her free time there, watching the bands playing and recording. Dongjun’s father, who treated Jaein like his own daughter, was the one who taught her about sound editing and mixing. Jaein also loves to sing, and sometimes she makes covers of her favorite songs, but she never shows them to anyone except Dongjun. Music is her relief, her sweet escape. Music is how she expresses her true self, music is how she talks. Jaein feels free when she’s singing, and playing music instruments makes her feel better whenever she’s down.

 UNIVERSITY LIFE    Currently a sophomore, Jaein takes her studies seriously; she has to. Jaein is the type of girl you’d see spending much time in the library with her nose stuck in piles and piles of books. She comes to her classes in time and sits in the front row of every class. Never in her life does she think of skipping classes. She works very hard at studying because she knows her parents expect her to ace every subject. And she does.

 OUTSIDE OF WORK    Jaein is a member the choir club. She decided to join because she thought she needed an activity that will help her release the stress of studying. And she’s glad that she did, because singing in choir is definitely more fun than drawing curves of supplies and demands, and she always looks forward to attending every meeting. Besides singing, she also plays the piano for the group. Jaein met many new friends in the choir club, one of them is Do Kyungsoo.

Jaein is a homebody. Whenever she’s not having classes or practicing or working, Jaein will spend most of her time in her room, mixing sounds or rearranging songs or watching cartoons (many people don't know, but the wise and graceful ane enjoys watching Pororo and Larva). And sometimes she goes to the library to read, or has coffee with Dongjoon and Bomi. She’s not a really social person, but she will occasionally hangout with her friends just to get acquainted. She didn’t really like going out, but her good friend Dongjun is always there to drag her out whenever he feels like she has stayed in for too long.

 LIVING CONDITIONS  Although she could still live with her parents, Jaein chose to move out of the house and into an apartment near campus. She lives by herself, because the idea of having a roommate simply scares her. Her apartment is not very fancy—her parents could absolutely afford a luxurious one, but she said she doesn’t really mind as long as it was close to the university—but comfortable and bright. Her apartment is her sanctuary. It’s the place where she can be herself and do the things she likes. She doesn’t let anyone into her apartment, well, except for Dongjun of course.

       YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT 

  LOVE INTEREST   Park Chanyeol
 ALTERNATIVES    Byun Baekhyun
 PERSONALITY     Chanyeol is everything Jaein not. While Jaein is rathershy and tends to watch people silently, Chanyeol is very outgoing and loud and curious. When Jaein smiles and giggles behind her hand, Chanyeol grins from ear to ear and laughs with all his heart. Jaein thinks she is boring, but Chanyeol always to have a new story to share, a new joke to tell. Chanyeol is carefree, while Jaein is careful.Chanyeol never seems to run out of energy, but when he does, he doesn't let people know.

Behind his way too wide grin and childish behaviour, Chanyeol is caring and thoughtful. He is also sweet and is actually a gentleman (in his own Chanyeol-ish ways). Chanyeol likes to joke around, but he is serious when it comes to love and relationships. He will protect the people he loves and will not let anything bad happen to them. If someone dares to mess with his loved ones, he will be the first to hunt them down. And believe me, you don’t want to face an angry Chanyeol.

 1ST IMPRESSION  If there’s one thing Jaein isn’t fond of, it’s the awkwardness of self introductions. So she was grateful that when he met Chanyeol at the radio station, he was the one that approached her first and introduced himself with his signature dumb smile. At first, she was a little taken aback by his loud voice, but she was also quick to admit that his bright smile and deep voice had left a very pleasant impression on her. Or maybe it was the twinkle he had in his eyes when he talked. Or maybe the scent of his cologne. Whatever it was, Chanyeol made Jaein feel that maybe joining the radio crew wasn’t really a bad idea.

 RELATIONSHIP    Jaein and Chanyeol became close after one fateful day on which Jaein was singing one of her favorite Jazzyfact song, and Chanyeol joined her at the rap part. Surprised and excited about their newfound mutual interest, they then began talking about their favorite music and were more surprised to find that they have the same taste. Since then, they quickly became good friends. Chanyeol would come to Jaein first every time he found a good song, and so did Jaein. Jaein was more than happy to find that she had something in common with Chanyeol, and Chanyeol thought Jaein was kinda cool.

After that one fateful day when he and Jaein sang their duet, Chanyeol decided he wanted to know more about Jaein. Jaein was so lively when talking to him about Jazzyfact and other things that they like, but in other times she was quiet and reserved, and that made Chanyeol curious. Moreover, Chanyeol realized, Jaein didn’t talk much about herself. He once tried to ask about her personal life, but Jaein just gave him an unclear answer and hastily changed the subject. Chanyeol tried to understand that maybe it made Jaein uncomfortable, but it didn’t stop him from wanting to know more about her. He was determined to make Jaein open up to him.

Chanyeol is clever, but he isn’t very bright. So he didn’t immediately realize that his interest towards Jaein’s personality had begun developing into something more. It took him some time to realize that when he saw Jaein in a bad mood and asked if she was okay, he actually wanted more answer than yes or no. Or that when he asked Jaein if she liked the song that he found, he was looking for her approval rather than opinion. But then he saw Jaein walking with a guy while smiling happily, and it finally hit him that the feeling behind him to questioning the identity of the boy and his relationship with Jaein wasn’t mere curiosity. And that also made him recognize his feelings towards Jaein.

Jaein found everything about Chanyeol endearing. His bright and genuine smile that could light up even her gloomiest days, his eyes that twinkled with mirth (and sometimes mischief), his deep soothing voice that made her feel like she could listen to him talk all day long, and even the way his face twitch into a weird expression when he laughed. Jaein admired Chanyeol’s bright personality and high-spirited nature. She envied his carefreeness and ability to act and talk without worrying about what other people might think. Jaein had admired Chanyeol since the first time they met, yet she didn’t have the courage to approach him. But ever since that fateful day when Chanyeol made her jump in surprise by suddenly rapping to her favorite song, Jaein was determined to get closer to Chanyeol.

Jaein might have appeared clueless, but she actually knew everything that was going on. She was aware of how Chanyeol would look for her first every time he got to the station. She was aware of how Chanyeol’s eyes lit up at her mere question of how was your day. Of how Chanyeol let her sit beside him when he’s feeling down, when usually he preferred to be alone. But being herself, Jaein didn’t want to get her hopes high.

But then she recognize the spark in Chanyeol’s eyes when he asked her about Dongjun, and Jaein couldn’t help but feeling that maybe, maybe Chanyeol felt the same way. So when one day Chanyeol waited for her in front of the faculty building and casually asked her out, Jaein didn’t miss the nervousness in his eyes (and she thought it was adorable). When Chanyeol kept silent when walking her home, and seemed to be in loss of words when asked, Jaein just smiled and silently intertwined their hands. Chanyeol had blinked and looked at her in surprise, but afterwards he also smiled, and they went through the rest of the way home hand in hand. (And Chanyeol’s stunned expression when she kissed his cheek before entering her building made Jaein couldn’t think of anything cuter.)

The next day Jaein had to lock Dongjun in his dorm room for half a day to prevent him from going to find Chanyeol and beating him to death.

To put it simply, Jaein is the Yin to Chanyeol’s Yang. Chanyeol takes Jaein out of her shell, and Jaein, for the first time in forever, lets someone inside it. Chanyeol is like wings that take Jaein to places she’s never seen, and Jaein is what keeps Chanyeol’s feet on the ground. Chanyeol helps Jaein bring out her inner child, and Jaein teaches Chanyeol to view things from a wise perspective. Chanyeol teaches Jaein to speak up her mind, and Jaein shows him that sometimes they don’t even need words to communicate. Chanyeol and Jaein are total opposites when it comes to personality, but that’s what makes them perfect in each other’s eyes. /cringe/

 TRIVIA         

~ He likes to call her 'Princess', and gets hit a lot because of it. But after some time she gives up and lets him, but still blushes every time he does.
~ She always calls him by 'Yeol'. When she calls him by his real name, he knows he’s in trouble.
~ He likes to play with her hair. He's the only peson she allows to do so.
~ He thinks her taste in coffee is boring, so everytime he's getting her coffee he will put in different flavor of syrup.
~ He's the only person beside Dongjun whom  she allows to get into her apartment and listens to her song covers.
~ They start making duet cover songs and (despite her protest) he uploads it to youtube.
 

 KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE 
 

 FULL NAME  Do Kyungsoo
 NICKNAMES  Kyungie Sunbae
 CLOSENESS  8
 JOB TITLE  Main Traffic Director / Extra DJ

 RELATIONSHIP  Jaein met Kyungsoo at the faculty library during her freshman year. Kyungsoo was reading a book of musicology and Jaein might have stared a little too long at the book title, causing him to stare back at her weirdly and asked if anything was wrong. Jaein sheepishly told him that she had been reading the same book, and they finally ended up having a long and in depth discussion about that book. A few days later, they met again at the choir club meeting, and since then they became good friends. Kyungsoo was the first to tell her about AM 840.

 KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE 
 

 FULL NAME  Zhang Yixing
 NICKNAMES  Xingxing-ge
 CLOSENESS  7
 JOB TITLE  Music Director / Extra DJ

 RELATIONSHIP  Working side by side with him, Jaein admires Yixing’s knowledge and taste in music. Whenever she had finished helping Luhan, Jaein liked to watch Yixing work. At first she was shy to ask questions, but Yixing must have caught the curiosity in her eyes, because the next time he called Jaein over and began explaining the things she wanted to know. Jaein thinks Yixing is adorable with his dimple smile (but of course she never tells him), but his forgetfulness and habit of suddenly going offline mode (?) concern her. Jaein is the one who will wake him up from his daydream during work, and will constantly check if Yixing gets all his belongings before leaving the building.

 KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER 
 

 FULL NAME  Wu Yifan
 NICKNAMES  n/a
 CLOSENESS  3
 JOB TITLE  General Manager / Extra DJ

 RELATIONSHIP  Jaein doesn’t dislike Kris, she just thinks he’s scary. Because Kris is much older (and taller), Jaein finds it hard to approach him. Not to mention the cold expression and the seemingly permanent scowl Kris has on his face. Jaein feels that Kris is always judging everyone—including herself—and it makes her uncomfortable. Although Jaein believes that Kris is a good person underneath, she’s not very eager in proofing that right now.

 WHO'S THE BOSS? 
 

 FULL NAME  Lu Han
 NICKNAMES  Lulu-ge~ I mean, Sir.
 CLOSENESS  8
 JOB TITLE  Main Sound Engineer / Extra DJ

 RELATIONSHIP  Jaein swears she could’ve just died from anxiety about meeting her supervisor for the first time. But the friendly smile on Luhan’s face and the cheerful greeting she got when she stepped into the interview room make her nervousness fade away. Jaein likes working with Luhan. He helped Jaein a lot in her first few days and taught her everything she had to know about her job. Although at work Luhan and Jaein are all business, but outside of work they hang out comfortably. Luhan sometimes treats Jaein to lunch and Jaein will buy him coffee.

 ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN 
 

 FULL NAME  Kim Dongjun
 NICKNAMES  Junnie, Mr. Grumpy ol’ Troll, Dad
 CLOSENESS  10
 TRAITS    Protective, grumpy, judgemental, but actually kind and caring.

 RELATIONSHIP  Jaein and Dongjun have been best friends since forever. They’re practically joined at the hip; they grew up in the same neighborhood and went to the same schools. Jaein and Dongjun understand each other like the back of their hands. They tell each other stories they don’t tell anyone else, they know each other’s habits like their own, and sometimes communicate in a way that only they understand. Dongjun is the only person Jaein is clingy to, and Jaein is the only living soul to have witnessed Dongjun’s horrible aegyos.

Jaein is never close to her sister because of the big of 10 years, so she looked up to Dongjun like an older brother, despite their same age. Dongjun, on the other hand, never has any siblings, so he treats Jaein like one. Dongjun is very protective towards Jaein, and he often lectures Jaein on how being too kind and believing towards people is dangerous for her. Like a responsible older brother that he is (well, kind of), Dongjun has a habit of suspecting every guy that gets close to Jaein, watching like a hawk for any hint of not-so-platonic intentions. Jaein often scolds him for being overprotective, and says if he keeps doing that she’ll be forever single, but Dongjun will just shrug it off by saying he’ll marry Jaein instead (to which she responds by exaggeratedly pretending to barf). But really he just doesn’t want Jaein to get hurt, and he wants her to meet someone who can give all the love she deserves.

 ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN 
 

 FULL NAME  Yoon Bomi
 NICKNAMES  Bom, because she’s cheerful and bouncy like spring.
 CLOSENESS  8.5
 TRAITS     Bubbly, bouncy, friendly, talkative.

 RELATIONSHIP  Jaein met Bomi at the Macroeconomic class first week of Freshman year. Bomi had sat beside Jaein and begun talking to her just like that, and after a few more classes together they became close friends. Bomi is the one that will regularly pull her to the malls or cafes or karaokes—mostly against her will, but in the end Jaein doesn’t mind. Jaein thinks Bomi’s bubbliness is cute, and Bomi thinks Jaein is very sweet and smart. Bomi is confident and optimist, and sometimes Jaein wonders how Bomi ended up being her friend. Bomi is a frequent listener of AM 840, and has been more than enthusiastic when Jaein told her she wanted to join but hesitates. Bomi had encouraged her, saying that it was time for Jaein to get out of her shell and try something new.

JOB APPLICATION FORM

position applying for:  [  ] co-traffic manager |  [  ] night board operator | [  ] co-dj | [ X ] sub sound engineer | [  ] intern

if applying for dj:  [  ] morning | [  ] afternoon | [  ] night
if applying for intern:  [  ] general management | [  ] operations mangement | [  ] music direction | [  ] promotions | [  ] sales | [  ] program direction

do you have any friends or family that are/have been employed at AM 840: Do Kyungsoo (Sunbae / fellow choir club member)

how did you learn about us: I first learned about this station from Kyungsoo sunbae. He said you need someone for the sub-music engineer position.

referred by:  Do Kyungsoo

do you have previous work experience:  No. My parents have always wanted me to focus on my studies.

describe your work ethic:  I may not be the fastest and most efficient person but I am responsible. I will try hard to finish my work in time and with the best result so it won’t disappoint my supervisor and co-workers. Also, because my work is related to music, and music is something I really like, I will put my heart into it.

on what day would you be able to available to start work:  I’d be glad if I could start as soon as possible.

explain your dj alias:  It’s just the english version of my name.

if you were to substitute for a dj, who would it be and why:  Chanyeol. Because I think my personality is suitable for the night broadcasts.

have you ever commited a crime or a felony:  No.


are you comfortable with the idea of the unexpected happening:  No. I am not a very adventurous person. I stick to the status quo, and I like it when everything and everyone does, too. If something unexpected were to happen, I’d probably panic first, but don’t worry, because I’d calm down pretty soon.

what is your favorite starbucks drink:  Tall Caffe Misto with nonfat milk and sugar-free cinnamon syrup.

what is your favorite song and genre of music:  I listen to various genres of music, like RnB and jazz and even hip hop. My favorite songs include Jazzyfact’s every single song 아까워 (It's a Waste), Zedd’s Clarity, and Jason Mraz’s Geek in The Pink.

what would you do you saw sehun sneaking into the dj booth and was about to say something:  Gasp loudly then quickly drag him out and close the door and call the doctor.

 UNFINISHED BUSINESS 

 COMMENTS?  This is my first time making an application like this, so I hope this doesn't make you angry :p
 QUESTIONS  n/a
 CONCERNS?  why do we have the same bias otl I feel like your rival or something hahaha n/a
 MISC INFO  chendol / jess / chen / I am afraid of clowns

 MUM'S THE WORD 

Jaein likes to pride herself on being one of the saner individual in this—she will never say crazy—interesting crew. When first informed that she has been accepted as the sub sound engineer, Jaein didn’t have the slightest bit of suspicion that her job description would also include answering random dumb (but somehow intriguing) questions and being some kind of a psychotherapist for her co-workers. But being a nice person she is, she listens to them all with smile on her face. Although sometimes she still has a hard time adapting her graceful self to this hyper-dynamic group of people, she’s still thankful for the colors they bring to her otherwise black-and-white life. Prompted by her passion in music, Jaein considers the long hour and the heap of work as the perfect getaway from the stressful studies she has to take just to please her family. Beside helping with the sound producing and equipment maintenance, she takes it upon herself to keep Yixing in check and on earth, all the while preventing Sehun from being murdered by Luhan or Kyungsoo.