" Our relationship depends on you, so please "

So, there is a guy in my class sent this message to his senior who is his bestfriend. I kind of like him and when his bestfriend's girlfriend show this to me and my friends, I was really shocked and excited at the same time cause GAY GAISE GAY

I'm really need a table to flip right now like please, a table please. I know he's joking but really, I lost to a guy who has girlfriend. Am I even a human oh forgot, I'm a unicorn walao eh