Sorry for blogging so much lately, but I just have so many feelings. :O Thanks a lot, Exo. Beautiful life ruiners.

 

Anyway. This post is dedicated to my Exo Showtime views.

Things that are always bound to happen during Exo Showtime:

 

~They will eat, and chicken will be desired. (cough KimKai cough)

~Chanyeol will be admiringly doting on the beautiful Kai who will be more than happy to accept his affections and OH SEHUN WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. (Oh Sehun aka the biggest ChanKai supporter you'll ever see)

~I will always see Suho as the grandpa who tries to be cool but really is not. (A particularly cringe-worthy moment I can think of off the top of my head is in Episode 1 when they were trying to think up their Exo Showtime hand/body signal thing idk what to call it. Suho was so embarassing/cute I just...I couldn't. I love him.)

~They'll probably play rock paper scissors.

~Chen will slowly creep into a special place in your heart beacuse of some cute he does. (example: heat packs for ghosts!)

~Xiumin and Lay will not get nearly enough attention. :(

~D.O will be really tired looking and make me really really sad.

~Baekhyun will do something that you would either see as super fluffy or super dorky I just don't know. He's just so cute.

~Kris will ALWAYS, and I repeat ALWAYS, embarass himself at least once, (usually more) in an episode.

~Tao will probably cry or make girlish squealy noises. (who knew the wushu master was like this? haha he's just so great.)

~They will usually make someone else pay for the whole group/borrow/steal money/wallets.

~There will be lots of screaming.

~Many things will not be Kris's style.

~They will mention that Luhan is a deer.

~Someone will get hit/slapped/punched. That's a given.

 

I have more thoughts I just don't remember what they are at the moment, unfortunately. But yeah.

 

I love the Exo boys so much and I think they're the funniest and dorkiest people ever. I mean you watch Growl or their onstage performances or something and you're like "waahhh they're so cool," but then you watch Exo Showtime. You're like "wahhhhh, they're so not cool..." 

 

Don't get me wrong, I think the oppas are very very cool, I just think they're so dorky and cute and that just makes them all the more endearing.

They're real people, not JUST charismatic gods. (they still are charismatic gods)

 

Now you all have a nice night/day. 

 

:)