Stop Ignoring Me!

Yo peeps... Me ish back for my crappy daily rants!!! *twirls around in the imaginary rain* Today, I'm gonna talk about what had happened this morning. It happened between my parents and I. It was like a ed up awkward and lonely situation for me=.=' As usual *sigh*

So, I went down to help my mom in the kitchen... As usual. She was bustling around the kitchen and when saw me, she was like, "Finally, you came down. Now, help me cut the squids for lunch. I need to finish making our breakfast." I looked at the squids like this: (since I dunno what to do):P

At first I was like, "Am I gonna be okay with this?" But after cutting one squid, I was like, " yeah! This is kinda fun!" I kept on cutting and then my dad came down to ask my mom about something from his wallet.

My mom didn't pay attention to what he was talking and looked at his wallet while saying, "Don't you wanna change your wallet? Your daughter bought you a new one, so, how about you throw this poor thing away?" 

But, my dad shook his head saying that he doesn't wanna throw it away and that my mom would regret asking him to throw that wallet away. "Why would I regret?" she questioned him.

"This was the gift you gave me on our wedding day!" he said.

"It is?" my mom gasped.

I, on the other hand had accidentally cut a squid which my mom have not taken out the ink yet. So, there was like black ink on my face.

So, I called, "Ma... I think I need help..."

But! my parents were too absorbed in their talk about that freaking wallet that they forgot about their poor daughter behind them=.='

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farceur
#1
Ahaha I'm sorry but the ink part was hilarious XD as well as the wallet lmfao I hope your face is ok ;u;
striped-cat #2
omg my family didn take out the ink before my sis cut the squid. we didnt know what to do! ink was all over the table lol
sujuxexo #3
Hahaha...OMG that's hilarious!!!!!
Honestly, I like your rants...it's funny!!!
Bluebell88
#4
Hmmm... In my house that would have turned into a two hour screaming match about memory who knows what else.
I like your version better.
Did you like playing with the squid ink?
_kimily
#5
waah your dad is sweet o:
grainsofbap
#6
aw LOL you live such an interesting life ...and I mean that in a good way haha xD
ohmygoshwhy
#7
LOL Aww~ Poor you. Your mom though. XD She's awesome!
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