How Dumb Are You? (Stolen from LiveForYou_)

The more [X]’s the “dumber” you are. 
 
 
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
 
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
 
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
 
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
 
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 。
 
[] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks .
 
So far: 2
 
 
 
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
 
[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. (Nope, just... just nope)
 
[] You have tried to your elbow. 
 
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (I once forgot how Twinkle Twinkle Little Star went, and then sang the Alphabet instead, and found out :P)
 
[] You just tried to sing them. 
 
So far: 2
 
 
 
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
 
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
 
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
 
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 
 
[x] You type only with two fingers. (Some of the people in my Honors English class told me I type fast ._.)
 
So far: 6
 
 
 
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (My uncle did though. Our house almost burned down >.<)
 
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 
 
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (I just couldn't help it xD)
 
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair. (But I have fallen asleep in class a lot /shot)
 
So far: 7
 
 
 
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 
 
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.(I swear, my friend and I always talk about something, then stop for a while and afterwards suddenly say, "What were we talking about?" xD)
 
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
 
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
 
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
 
So far: 8
 
 
 
[] You have eaten a bug. (No way)
 
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (No, I've got nothing better to do)
 
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
 
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
 
[x] You have ran around in your house. (Yeah, when I was like, 3)
 
So far: 11
 
 
 
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. (Not a threat to me)
 
[] You break a lot of things.
 
[]Your friends know not to use big words around you.(I'm the one sometimes using big words xD Not really that much though)
 
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
 
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (A few times, different reasons and causes OTL)
 
So far: 13
 
 
 
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
 
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. (I stutter a lot too. Like, this morning, I was talking to my mum and stuttering really badly >.<)
 
 
 
Total: 14/37 

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LiveForYou_
#1
Well you are smarter than me XD