Eating the Ugly Ones....

Hellooooo earthlings^___^ I am back to ramble about crappy things again! LOL!

This morning... My mom woke me up from my beauty sleep. I'm scared if she would tickle my feet or scream in my poor ears so I just woke up with my eyes half-closed=.=' I said, "What....?"

Turns out my mom said, "Come and help me out in the kitchen. I need an extra hand." My reaction was like this:

"Are you serious? You want me in the kitchen with you?" I told her. Before this she never wanted me in the kitchen saying that I'll crash that place apart with my terrible cooking skills... Ugh...

But today she said, "It's okay... The time has come! You have to learn how to cook and I'll teach you today, so, get up." Half-heartedly I got up and went to the kitchen.

"Cook the eggs," mom told me and I was like, "What if it splatters everywhere and we turn to yellow because of me?"

She just gave me a look:

The first two eggs were fine but the third one was like splattered everywhere in the cooking pan><" And the last egg which was splattered was supposed to be mine! Unfair!

I ended up eating the ugly one=.=' While my parents enjoyed the pretty ones... Eh....... Whatever as long as I didn't burn the place down and its a step to become the Masterchef! LOL>< I just cooked a freaking egg! Excuse my absurdity:P

I'm making a tribute for my Chemistry teacher tomorrow^_____^

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aznawzmao
#1
Ooh like scrambled eggs or fried eggs?
Because making either one scares me :3
grainsofbap
#2
OMG I swear that colagge gif will me the end of me xD
I wish I could learn how to cook but my parents still don't trust me Dx
21chicoB
#3
Hahaha!! I remember how I didnt want to crack the eggs on the pan because i was so scared that the hot oil might land on my skin.
:0

At least I am doing ok now... :b
Mikkie
#4
Lol^^
Your story sounds like the first time I cooked eggs.
Except it was my dad that thought me how to cook
and my portion of eggs got stuck to the kitchen celling-_-
And my dad instead of correcting my mistake, he starts laughing his as out.
But I eventually learned.
MissBunnyGyu #5
XD
I like my eggs broiled so your 'ugly one' isn't 'ugly for me
:3 it's perfect!
I hate when the yellow is still whole and juicy...
:S it irks me
ThatOneOtherWriter
#6
the LOOK she gave you.