okay so if you read the "afterword" for the newsflash thing this is the rant >:(

im going to take apart stuff from the cher's freaaaking comment and analysise and critisize it like a lit essay (c'mon sng be proud of me)

"is this written by you?" 

sup cher ahem obviously its written by me. like seriously man where the hell do you think i can get things like this from other than my own freaking brain? i know im damn dumb but no need to rub it in y'know. plus its adequately grouse but not too grouse. aaahahaha. 

"is the story true"

DAFUG DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS TRUE (much as i wish it is but HEY CHER COMMON SENSE LAH PLS)

"......school assignments lah"

hey bruh. you're an english teacher. are you supposed to speak singlish? no. if an english teacher speaks singlish then hell yeah, you know what, im qualified to teach english too. not that i want to though. but teachers are educators and are supposed to set good examples for their students so that we can learn. but excuse youuuu if you're not even giving us a good example to follow then who's to blame for our results? us? or YOU? throughout this entire year do you know how much time you spent not teaching and talking about your own little life, which, as a mattter of fact, we dont really give a about? and when we get our results back you can come and say to me "i expected so much more from you". oh really? YOU. expected so much more from ME? how about the other way round huh? as a teacher students look up to you, so why dont you just try to fulfill those minimum requirements, to actually do what you're supposed to do and freaking teach. 

P.s. even if you teach, im not gonna listen

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i think i sort of 离题-ed at the end. ah well. got too carried away.

P.P.s. mother hen ah if you're reading this then.... IN YOUR FACE THE LINES EVER CHANGING TELL A STORY WHERE I HAVE A PART