Soooo~ I was having a hard time on pooping. And I made a humming noise like "AHHHHMMM..." with a straight face. *You know, like meditating* Then it came across my mind that ALL KPOP ANTIs ALWAYS SAY THE SAME THINGS.

Normal: Antis
Italicized: My thoughts

"Super Junior is gay."
~ because they're happy! And you're sad  Poor you.

"CL can't sing."
~ then why is she a singer? OMFG! Don't tell me the modern word for singing is pooping! *Gasp* Then I'm a pooper too because I'm the lead pooper of our band! KYAA~ Hello fellow poopers! ^^

"That group don't even have talent."
~ then what's yours? 
~ why do fangirls and fanboys support and idolize them?
~ like, DUH.

"They undergone plastic surgery! Eew!"
~ and you look like my poop! 

"They lip sync."
~ only when needed :)


"That Amber Liu is a tomboy!"
~ So? She's cool. I love her. BACK OFF, SHE'S MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA!

"He/she is ugly."
~ you're uglier because of judging them.

"She's such a !"
~ and you're the ugliest .

"Ugh. She's fat!"
~ ohhaithere skeleton! can you be my biology project? PWEAAAATTY PWEAAASH WITH MY POOP ON TOP? 



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Hehe. That's it. I'm soooo bored! :3