[(When EXO Kidnaps you..)]

Kris: I need a slave that's why you're here. What are you doing? Clean up now. Tch! *reads a magazine*

Tao:*calls you dad* Hello! We've kidnapped your daughter. Haha!
You: Help me Dad!
Dad: What do you want?
Tao: Buy me gucci. Oh not just one but all gucci on earth! wahaha!
Xiumim: Don't forget my food!
Baekhyun: I'm out of eyeliners. Tell him I want a lifetime suppy of eyeliners.
Tao: Arrasso~ *talks to your dad* You heard it?
You: O____O
Dad: Okay~ -________-

Kai: What's your sister's number? *hand you the phone* Tell her I want you to trade with her. *smirks*

You: Please release me. T_T
Chen: We won't! We will kill you! Bwahaha!
D.o: Hey! Don't scare her. Here eat this, you might be hungry.
Chen: Kidding. haha!
You: Then what do you want?
Lay: You're money obviously!
You: Okay~ TT__TT

Luhan: *releases you* Sorry for what we did. You can go now. *winks*
Suho: Stop! What are you doing!
You: *looks Suho from head to toe*
Suho: What? What are you starring at me?! You think I'm short?! *wears high heels* Now! Tell me! Tell me I'm short!
You: I didn't say anything. T_T

Sehun: What if they caught uth(us)? I don't want to be prisoned. T.T
Chanyeol: Then I will point you as the mastermind! *derp* They will release me for that! Hahaha
Sehu: *runs to Luhan* Hyuunnng!