Have you guys seen this video? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flo69Q5YCKw

and this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHGVBRFchk4

if baekhyun ever be my boyfriend, and our situation is almost the same, I would never chose other thing over him HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA or if I'm that fan who called him, I would prank him by saying :

baekhyun: why didn't you tell me about MT?

me: why should I? You're busy so I don't want to disturb you

baekhyun: a lot of bad things happens during MT. 

me: but I need to go, my friends and I planned to meet some handsome guy. umm but I only love you, I swear

baekhyun: only me? Then, you shouldn't go. We can play together. 

me: you're busy so I'm sure that we can't play together

baekhyun: I'll find you

me: eyyy stop lying oppa, how are you gonna find me?

baekhyun: I'll walk and cycle over

me: seriously? but you're busy aren't you? stop playing please, I don't believe you

baekhyun: No, trust me. You trust me, right?

Me: but...........

baekhyun: If you go, I'll say bye bye forever.

ME:............

baekhyun: Oppa or MT?

me: MT, lol of course you oppa. 

I wonder what is his reaction 

and chanyeol, if he was my boyfriend, I can't imagine our relationship. and of course, I would chose him instead of Shinee concert. AHAHAHAHA or prank him by saying: 

chanyeol: are you going to abandon me and watch shinee?

me: umm, I'm not abandon you but I like shinee... so....

chanyeol: so you don't like my songs?

me: I like your songs and you. 

chanyeol: If oppa held a concert just for you?

me: oh really? don't promise something that you can't keep.

...................................

chanyeol: oppa or shinee?

me: aish is this an option? of course you oppa but shinee....

chanyeol: don't go.

me: but... I... 

chanyeol: aaaaah.... don't goooooo.....

can you imagine, chanyeol with his deep voice, begging you not to go? aish, I'm thinking about my death and life. 

if they ever paid me to be a fake girlfriend, i would say yes but i don't think that i would be able to talk normally, i must be like. op..oppa, stuttering MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA