We all have our fair share of weird dreams.

And apparently, I had two of them recently.

Believe me.

When I say weird, it’s weird.

Especially when your bias casts in it.

Dream 1:

Part 1

(Jelly Ben Ben and handsome Chen Chen)

I was sittin somewhere on the floor of one of the rooms in S.M. Entertainment. Somehow, in my dream, I knew that I was in S.M. Ent. So yeah, I was sitting on the floor and EXO was sitting in front of me. I looked at each of their faces and my eyes landed on Chen’s.

And then I told him;”Cheeeeen!!!! You looked so good and handsome in the teaser. I really spazzed!!!”

Chen looked at me and smiled gently. Then the door opened and Ben Ben went in. He first looked at me then glared at Chen.

Part 2

(Sword fighting thingy.)

Idk why but I was wearing an ostentatious hanbok. I was like in danger… and Jae was in his joseon era outfit. He is sword fighting with someone to protect me. :|

Part 3

(Really weird part)

You probably don’t know the guy here. His name is Xian Lim, a local actor in my country. As pictured below, yes that’s him. To be clear, he’s not my type. I don’t know what he is doing messing up with my spazz moments together with Jae and EXO.

Soooo….I rang the doorbell at Xian’s house. There was like, this maid who answered the door. I told her, “Hi, I’m Xian’s girlfriend. He told me we’re going to have a dinner tonight.”

Then she told me okay and called Xian. I was fidgeting with the hem of my skirt while listening to Xian rummaging his closet. Idk why I heard that :| Then, he finally went out, looking tired and all that. He led me to his house’s garden then we had a candle lit dinner there.

We were chatting and then he told me how busy he is that he can’t find time for me and all that. But he doesn’t mean to break up. However, on my side, I was thinking of breaking up with him and dating any of the EXO members instead. XD (I know. That was mean xD)

-End of dream 1-

Dream 2:

(Pedo Jae strikes)

To me, this dream is kind of Rated M. Gaaaaah TTATT pedo Jae is pedo Jae!

In the dream, Jae and I were already married. He once was my boyfriend but he broke up with me for some time but came to me again. Then for the second time we fell in love blah blah then we got married.

It was a weekday because Jae was going to work. In the dream, I knitted a lot of tops for him. And he was going to wear to work knitted long sleeves and knitted coat that I made. However, the colors and patterns don’t really match. It was sickening to look at.

So, I got angry at him. “ Jae, what are you wearing?! It’s ugly and tasteless! You can’t wear a top and a coat that are both knitted! Take that off, hurry! Change your outfit!”

Jae pouted at me and held my arms. “The reason why I wore these is because you made it. I want to show it to my office mates. I love and love and love and love love you because I regret that you were once lost in my life.”

I ignored his cheesy statement and went back to his outfit that was a pain in the eyes. “Change your clothes. Choose that other one, that’s better.” I was referring to a knitted khaki vest that I also made and was planning to partner that with a white dress shirt.

However, Jaejoong stubbornly complained. “I don’t want to!!! Put it on for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~” Simultaneously, he took off his top. TTATT

“Come, let’s go to the bed. Change my clothes there.” Then he opened the closet and pretended to choose clothes.

“And while doing that, you are free to touch my face, my ears, my thigh…” (DON’T FREAKING ASK ME HOW HE HAD THAT KIND OF SEQUENCE. I CRINGE AT THAT STATEMENT TTuTT)

Then I told him with crossed arms, “So you want to do “that thing” ? No can do. You still have to go to work.”

But Pedo Jae was already lying on bed. TTATT

“Didn’t I tell you already? I love love love love love you. So that concludes that I can give up anything for you—even my career. I guess I won’t be going to work today…”

That ends it.

I really thank God for ending my dream.

If it didn’t end… Gaaaah TTATT

Jae might have abused my mind and took away my youth.