Okay, I couldn't really stop laughing while watching EXO's glorious comeback teaser, 'Wolf'. Like, how does this compute my lungs hurt so much and my cheeks are burning. Although I have to admit that they look cool and badass as a general whole review of the teaser, I just can't help but think that they don't know a single thing about being or acting as wolves. It was probably one of the reasons why I laughed throughout the whole one-minute teaser.

But like, lemme just point out all the reasons coz I feel the need for your opinions so I can laugh some more XD

(1) the title says it all. way to go, kai.

KAY. YOU LOOK AT THE WAY HIS HAND TOUCHES THE GROUND WITH SUCH GRACE IT'S LIKE MY CAT OMFG. KAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS AND THE GAZE /flips whole house. JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE'S PRANCING LIKE A CAT /rolls away laughing.

(2) i gotta hand it to you jess, you've really brought the LUMAN- stan outta me.

HOLY MAMA OF THESE RETARDED WOLVES, THE ROAR WAS JUST... LUMAN! IT'S SO FIERCE THAT I CAN'T EVEN CALL HIM AN ANGEL WITHOUT HAVING MY OVARIES COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY WITH HIS EXPRESSION. idk why i laughed at this tho, otl. maybe coz it's LUMAN /shot.

(3) their ferocious faces omg please no.

SOME OF THEM MANAGED TO BLOW ME AWAY WITH THEIR ACCURATE DISPLAY OF CARNIVOROUS EXPRESSION, BUT THE OTHERS? THEY MADE ME HAVE THIS VERY PAINFUL STOMACH CRAMP. /shot. and why do people keep saying bacon looks like a deranged poodle? /secretly rolls down a cliff laughing.

(4) they need to stop clawing at the camera like a bunch of spoiled kittens.

IT'S ALL OVER THE VIDEO AND IT'S LIKE "WHERE DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE, THE PETTING ZOO?" /flips table. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN WILD WOVES LET ALONE WEREWOLVES DO THOSE THINGS. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIERCE RIGHT? /or just fail. /shot. 

I guess that's just about it. I mean, it was all over the video that I just can't! Sorry if this seems like a hate post or something but I LOVE EXO WITH ALL MY SHRIVELLED KOKORO OKAYHH. Eversince they debuted, they were the second group to turn me into a deranged hag just hungry for them (first being DB5K) so I really do have no intention of bashing them and their teaser. I know they've worked hard for this for more than 400 days and it's understandable if other fans get cranky to receive such an unexpected teaser because we're all hoping for something awesome, but I really think that this teaser was worth the wait!

I mean, think about it. How many bands have tackled their music with supernatural elements? VIXX has done a creepy mindblowing vampire song that actually succeeded in not making me cringe that much. So why not EXO? If they can manage to portray how wild they are in the teaser, then think about the upcoming MV! They're gonna drop the bomb on all of us and conquer every single win.

These are pretty much one of the reasons why I actually loved the teaser.

zhang yixing you one hell of a y wolf.

LOOK AT HIM! THE WAY HE PORTRAYS A WOLF IS JUST SO UNLIKE THE OTHERS. I HAVE THE URGE TO CRY FOR HIM COZ TOO Y MY EYES CAN'T TAKE IT. i have to agree with other people that lay's movements were the best. BUT KRIS'S FACIAL EXPRESSION WAS TOO GOOD I PRACTICALLY FELT MY JAW DROP TOWARDS THE KEYBOARDS! and sehun, i'm just so all over that guy. so good, baby. so good.

WHY AM I SUDDENLY SCARED OF THE MUSIC VIDEO /shot