Hello there fellow EXOctics! ^^ 

So like, my cousin came over for the holidays and while I was watching all of EXO's teaser videos, he decided to watch them with me. 

Now, take note that he's only eight and not exactly familiar with K-Pop (besides Gangnam Style, but that doesn't count >.>) 

And while watching all 23 teasers, he had something to say about every single teaser. And because he' just a kid, I thought his reactions to them were quite hilarious. He asked very many questions (mainly asking of they were gay >.>) but they weren't out of hate. In fact, he quite liked seeing them xD 

So, I'm here to give you each of his reactions to all 23 teasers. So don't take any of these the wrong way even though I kinda did lol and enjoy what my little cousin had to say about EXO :3 

Teaser 1 (Kai): Is he gay? Is he gay? 

Teaser 2 (Kai/Luhan): Is he ga- WHOA. NICE MOVES. NIIIICCCEE. 

Teaser 3 (Tao): WHOAAAA. Is he doing karate? (No. Its called Wushu...) That's cool. I bet my teacher can kick his . (That Gucci loving panda can kick anybody's  ಠ_ಠ) 

Teaser 4 (Kai): UGH. NOT THIS AGAIN. CHANGE IT. (Y U NO LOVE KAI? D:) 

Teaser 5 (Kai): Him again? WHOA. He has hair on his shirt. Nice moves. 

Teaser 6 (Kai): WHOA. IS THAT MAGIC? Its magic isn't? Can he do a cross? 

Teaser 7 (Kai/Sehun): Ooh nice. I like it. WHOA I DIDN'T SEE THE SHADOWS. COOL. 

Teaser 8 (Sehun): What's he doing? No dancing? Whoa, who are they? That's it? 

Teaser 9 (Sehun/Luhan): What are they doing? Ew, do they like each other or something? (LOLOL YES THEY DO. HUNHAN IS REEEEAL :D) No dancing? That's it? Man, what a rip-off... (lolwut?) 

Teaser 10 (Lay): OOH FIRE. Nice moves man. You know what's better? A volcano. (dafuq?XD) 

Teaser 11 (Kai/Xiumin): What are they doing? Oh, they're coming after him? No dancing again? Man! 

Teaser 12 (Kai/Lay): Daning! Nice moves. Ew, he lifted up his shirt. (LOLOLOL. He saw Kai lift up his shirt, but paid no attention to Lay cause Lay has another shirt under. Lift up shirt to reveal another shirt. UNICORN LOGIC!) 

Teaser 13 (Sehun): Dancing? They're not the same person though. OH. MAGIC. 

Teaser 14 (Kai): Is he gay? (STAHP CALLING HIM GAY D:<)  Wait, what happened? Where'd he come from? 

Teaser 15 (Tao): MORE KARATE! (ITS WUSHU) Is he a ninja? Is he the bad guy? Is that a flag? That's stupid. 

Teaser 16 (Suho/D.O.): What are they doing? He's just reading. No dancing? All he did was read! (He paid no attention to D.O. xD) 

Teaser 17 (Kris): Is he gay too? (No one calls Princess Duizhang gay ಠ_ಠ)  What is he doing? Is he gonna fly? (Yeah, cause he's a dragon) That's it!?

Teaser 18 (Kai): Oh, I like this song. Is he drunk? Oh, nice moves. 

Teaser 19 (Lay/Chen/Baekhyun): He's dancing? Is that a dog? Is that coffee? Is that it? Boring!

Teaser 20 (Chanyeol): Where is he at? Is he in a house? What is that? He's not gonna dance? What is that thing? What happened? (Lol. So many questions for Chanyeol xD)

Teaser 21 (Kai): WHOA THAT'S COOL! A piano! I like this song. I like his dance. 

Teaser 22 (Lay/Sehun): Whoa, everything is all weird! Is he gay? (Referring to Lay >.>) Nice dance. 

Teaser 23 (Kai): Where is he at? WHOA PEOPLE! Where did they come from? Only 3 left? One left? He's all alone now... 

And yes, these are his exact words when he saw all of the teasers xD He asked a lot of questions, mainly "what are they doing? and "is he gay?". One does not simply ask if the dancing machine, Princess Duizhang, and the unicorn are gay....

But all jokes aside guys, he wasn't hating on EXO. He actually likes them now xD And even though he kept calling him gay (he's freakin' 8 omg >.>) I'm pretty sure he chose Kai as his favorite (LIIIIKEEE MEEEE <3) 

Hope you guys enjoyed this short blog about my cousin's first impressions on EXO :D

Have a wonderful day!