• Tao: girl shampoo ain't no more than five dollars, why your hair look like this?

• Xiumin: don't worry, I know what I'm doing....Ha! I'm just kidding, I have no idea what I'm doing.

• D.O: no I can't squeeze you in, maybe yo should have come in sooner.

• Baekhyun: ooh girl you look Pocahontas with that weave, is that synthetic?

• Luhan: I am not dying your hair blonde, that would not look good. No girl you're going brown.

• Lay: uhm...I think I cut too much...

• Sehun: just put a hat on, I'm on break.

• Suho: wow....I don't even know where to start.

• Kai: How about a deal, for every split end I find, you have to sleep with me.

• Kris: I'm so done, no, this is just a mess. Can't do it.

• Chanyeol: you could wear a mop and it'd look better... ... no offense.

• Chen: at least you have nice s, no one cares what your hair looks like, no one is even looking at your head.

source: exotic-twerk-team