1.Hi! How are you? We haven't talked for a while

- screw off

2. You wana hangout with my peeps and I?
- nope.

3. I LOVE U..
- lol, so funny.

4. Do you want some cookie?
- hell no

5. Let's take a photo together?
- in your dreams

6. Help me with my homework?
-  google it bro, or do you need a translator for that?

7. Here's my gift for you...
- not interested

8. Let's just text, arasso?
- just stick to vietnamese bro. plus you failed to just do that.

9. Want me to buy you an iPod?
- if you leave me alone until i die

10.Let's sit together in the bus later?
- the only bus i ride is the school bus, don't think they'll let you on 

11. Hi baby!
- oh my gosh, are you here to ignore me again?

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